Twilight Series Article: In Response to "Twilight sucks...and not in a good way"

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In Response to "Twilight sucks...and not in a good way"

posted by Jakesgirl94

Ok first of all this is not a twilight hate article. This is in response to one.Trust me I am a twilight addict.So if you are reading this and you have not read the link titled "Twilight sucks . . . and not in a good way" then you should go and read it.This will not make sense if you have not read that article(Which in itself does not make much sense).

Ok so , first of all this article made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death by twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever you are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 year old parents sofa watching spongebob that you should really get a life.
If all that you can do is hate on people that you are jealous of than you should really find somone more worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual article itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when you say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So you are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight fans have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would You expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.

And you say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever you learned in school doesn't really matter!Since you are a Harry potter fan, do you care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if you think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do you have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if you don't than you are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my article I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to cross over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!

abbyhutch35, DramaGeek and 4 others like this

eclipse64 This is a bit....harsh. I normally don't respond to articles like this, because I know that I'll get attacked by fans, but come on people. We all have different opinions. You don't need to attack someone just because they think the book isn't good. Please don't attack me for this comment, but just let people have their opinions. You can disagree politely. You also shouldn't make unfounded accusations about this person. Its sort of rude. Please don't attack me for this comment!!!

isabell118 I agree with what eclipse64 says,this article is a bit harsh.But still how can you be polite to a person that says ALLLLL that!?!Whoever wrote that article needs to brace herself for the angry Twilighter mob that SHE unleashed on HERSELF!!!!!! >:D

twilightaddict I am soooo glad you wrote this. I feel the exact same way. I don't think its harsh. She was the one that wrote the article in the first place. She knew that when she wrote it all of us Twilighters would be hating on her. If people really don't like the books then guess what....DON'T READ IT! I hate Harry Potter, so guess what I'm not going to read them. And I'm not going to ruin everybody's fun that likes Harry Potter by writing long articles about how much it sucks and how much I hate it. I don't think you were being harsh at all. I agree with isabell118 and that this person needs to prepare for the angry Twilighter mob. :) It feels good to get it all out of my system...hahaha. :)

Jakesgirl94 I guess that you are right , it is a bit harsh , but I guess I just read the article and was pretty pissed .When I look over it now I could have been nicer ,sorry if i offended anyone:(

tigerlover656 i totally agree witht he baby thing because i wrote an article on that and everybod telling me that its not possible and i keep trying to tell them that its fictional! anything can happen! and i was right! but i hate the sex. you guys must be like, desparate or something.no offense. i mean thats kind of creepy. not kind of but a lot! sorry if i offended anyone

fictionalornot Whether or not it's fiction doesn't matter. What makes fictional stories so great is that there are explanations on things that make sense and make you able to believe the story is real. Just like Batman. Does Batman exist? I don't think so. But is it logically possible? Yes, it is.

SuicidalSmoke You appall me with this article. It doesn't matter if she wrote an article you didn't agree with. You are tarnishing the names of fans everywhere with this. I hate to think of the poor, sane, respectful fans who have to deal with dimwitted twelve-year-olds like yourself that think it's funny to call anyone with an actual, sane, full supported opinion that is opposite your own a lesbian, or a 75-year-old couch dweller. Have you ever wondered why everyone else on the internet thinks Twilight fans are morons? You're a prime example Someone comes out with a few reasons why they don't agree and you go off the deep end (complete with lack of spelling and punctuation, might I add). I hope you Twilight fans realize just how small and immature some of you are. When a bad review comes out about Harry Potter, or Eragon or a Nora Roberts book, you don't see the fans say "Oh, well she deserves to be mobbed" or "Oh, let's send her death threats" or "We're gonna get you!!!!1" Most people have more sense than that. Most people have tolerance for other's opinions. It's a shame that some of you Twilight fans don't. (Also, it doesn't matter if the book is fictional, it still has to make sense. Harry Potter is fictional. Does that mean JK Rowling writes giant flying pink hippos in whenever she wants? No. It wouldn't make sense. If Harry whipped out a laptop and Googled something, it wouldn't make sense, since wizards don't use Muggle equipment. Stephenie Meyer said that vampires couldn't have children. Essentially, since vampires are dead, Edward's sperm should've decayed, leaving him with nothing left. But it didn't. Now that doesn't make sense, does it?) But really, please come visit [url=http://www.twilightsucks.com]us[/url]. I assure you...we don't bite.

abbyhutch35 I agree with what you said!

vampiressparkle I am 100% on with SuicidalSmoke. Now let me make it very clear that I love Twilight. Any of you who have seen me around the various Twilight spots on the site know just how much I love Twilight. But I am honestly ashamed to call myself a Twilighter right now. Firstly, the world does not revolve around the book. It's just a book. And secondly Miss Rice had an opinion and she shared it with the world. Was the way she stated her opinion a little rude and perhaps a bit extreme? Yeah. Do I agree with her? No. But its her opinion. I'm not going to go and throw a hissy fit every time someone doesn't agree with me. Twilight fans have a reputation of being the brattiest and most irrational and immature fandom out there. And more and more people are proving it right.

abbyhutch35 Guys, the person who wrote the origianal article didn't hold back on anything they felt about Twilight, so why should JakesGirl94 hold back? I don't think any of us should criticize something that someone obviously spent alot of time on.

raucousbeccy So basically you cannot defend the books without resorting to name calling? All people who don't like Twilight must be lesbian feminists, is that what you are trying to say? How ridiculously pathetic, not to mention bordering on homophobic. But hey, you are clearly a SRS BSNS fan, who has blind faith in what ever is spouting in the series and Edward could probably rape and murder Bella but you would still love him, cos, OMG! HE SPARKLES! <3 <3 You mention it is a fictional book, yes it is, of course it is. But when writing books about supernatural creatures or fantasy you have to at least try to adhere to canon or at the very least, know your stuff. Stephanie admitted in an interview she has never read any vamp books, indeed, she hasn't even read anything in the horror / supernatural genre. Which is why she makes herself look like an idiot quite frankly. She said Edward could father children because she read a myth about an incubus and refers to the Denali clan in Midnight Sun as succubus. GUESS WHAT? They are demons, not vampires! Two totally different types of supernatural being. A good writer should at least do proper research. Twihards like yourself are giving every normal fan a bad name. Rabid comes to mind. The world is not going to end because someone doesn't like Twilight. When you grow up you will come to realise that the love Edward and Bella share is pretty obsessive and not healthy. Much like the way Twilight fans obsess over Edward and the books. Hell, even Robert Pattinson figured that out about Edward and he is playing him. I have been involved in some crazy fandoms in my time but believe me, I hadn't seen anything till Twilight exploded. For the record, I have read all the books. I quite enjoy them, but in a so-bad-they're-good kind of way. Stephanie Meyer, in the grand scheme of writers, is pretty bad. Although, if your spelling and punctuation is anything to go by, it is clear why you might have not figured that out.

Purple_Iris If you are going to "spoil (their) fun," you could at least use the Spelling and Grammar checker first.

TwilitEyes ok, at first, i have to admit that i agreed with you and i hated it. but now i've come to realize that your being kind of harsh. i mean, people are out there right now talking about how twilight is just for a bunch of fan girls that are wanna be vampires that are too emotional and pms'ing, and that they're taking over places like hot topic because of twilight. so i think that you shouldn't yell at whoever wrote the original article because it was their opinion and they can hate us if they want to.

alice_cullen_12 Can we all just calm down! (Please don't bite my head off for saying that!) I Agree with the article, I think, but I couldn't find "Twilight Sucks, and not in a good way." I still love Twilight more than anything else in the world! Also, all the Twilight haters are not lesbian feminists! So thanks for saying that about my BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!! Really, you say it's not good to write a hate article, but you just did! (And what's wrong with lesbian feminists, anyway?) I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alice_cullen_12 Hey! I told my friends that they're lesbian feminists to you, and their ready to KILL you! And their parents have chainsaws, if you know what I mean.............

vijiis Well, flame me for saying it, but the other article was absolutely right. Stop acting so immature if you disagree, and respond like an intelligent human being.

alice_cullen_12 I DID respond like an intelligent human being. Do you have a reason why the other article was right, vijiis? My mother always says: You have to have a reason to if you say your opinion. So you're being immature if you say that Twilight sucks without a reason. By the Way, are you calling me un-intelligent?

alice_cullen_12 Are you going to answer me, or run away from the comments you don't agree with? You'll never go very far if you can't take construstive critism. So respond, or be hypocritical.

teamedward2009 CAN SOMEBODY LEAD ME TO THE ORIGINAL ARTICAL PLEASE?!?!?!?!

alice_cullen_12 teamedward2009, search for "Twilight Sucks and Not in a Good Way" and then look at links. There's only one link. (a link that sucks!)

arachnamist well, to be perfectly honestly with all of you; i find all of you extremely hypocritical. you say that "everyone is entitled to their own opinion" and yet, you go on to say on how twilight is awesome and that everyone should like it.