“Renesmee come hear Jacobs arrived”. I called after her,
She darted into the living room leaving everyone in her Renesmee sized tree house.
“Hi Nessie, how are you today”. Jacob beamed to her, “Arrrrr… not Nessie Renesmee” Bella warned.
Renesmee was use to Bella reacting this way when Jacob called her Nessie so she just ignored her and concentrated on Jacob who had something raped up in his had.
“Ness… sorry Renesmee can you close you’re eyes please. Jacob asked
“Okay Jacob” Renesmee Said wearily.
Jacob walked round Renesmee and placed a necklace around her neck.
“You can open you’re eyes now Nessie Jacob teased.
Renesmee popped her eyes open and Jacob turned her towards the mirror under the stairs and grinned a pleased grin.
The necklace had a silver chain and a silver sculpted wolf dangling of the end and on the wolf were the words
To precise to be exposed.
“I love it thank you very much Jacob” Renesmee chuckled.
“Charlie’s coming” I interrupted Jacob before he could say anything.
“Act human” Renesmee giggled everyone out side heard her and began laughing, Jacob swooped down to lift Renesmee up into a hug but she ran off shouting you’ll have to catch me first…
Ten minutes later, Charlie’s car pulled up on to the drive to Charlie it was Renesmee’s thirteenth birthday; when ever she looked a year older we said it was her birthday. It’s still quite easy to keep Charlie in the dark about us vampires.
Charlie walked through the door and instantly started to look for Renesmee.
“She’s through here Charlie” I assured him
“Oh good I need to give her, her present”.
“I’m coming gram par Charlie”. Renesmee danced through into the living room
Charlie swung open his arms for a cuddle and Renesmee ran striate into him with hers open too.
“Hears my little girl” Charlie echoed my thought.
There’s your present Nessie.
Bella snarled in response to what Charlie called Renesmee.
“What’s wrong with her” Charlie demanded
“Oh sorry dad I have a soar throat it’s pretty painful Bella lied.
Charlie’s gift to Renesmee was an empty mp4 player, it was a good thing Charlie got Renesmee another before I did, she was running out of space on the one I got her for Christmas.
After Charlie gave Renesmee her present, Renesmee insisted on showing him the tree house me, Emmett and Jasper built for her...
it had just turned ten o’clock and Charlie walked throw the back door, looking like it had just hit him, he had Renesmee cradled in his arms.
“I think you guys should take Nessie home, she’s had a long day, look at her”.
“Come on then Bella”. I pulled my self up slowly trying to seem like a tired human
I gently pulled Renesmee into my arms; all I could see in her head was bright colours and fuzzy colourful dots...
Charlie had leafed when we set off home so he didn’t see us jump with out hesitation over the lake
Bella and I reached the cottage in seconds.
“Today went pretty well didn’t it? I’m really pleased with Renesmee.
“Me too, she’s our little angel”. I kissed Renesmee’s forehead as I spoke.
She’s the best accident ever” Bella beamed.
I place Renesmee into her bed and took the wolf necklace of and drop it on the set of draws next to the bed.
“Night, night little miracle”. I whisper into her ear.
She darted into the living room leaving everyone in her Renesmee sized tree house.
“Hi Nessie, how are you today”. Jacob beamed to her, “Arrrrr… not Nessie Renesmee” Bella warned.
Renesmee was use to Bella reacting this way when Jacob called her Nessie so she just ignored her and concentrated on Jacob who had something raped up in his had.
“Ness… sorry Renesmee can you close you’re eyes please. Jacob asked
“Okay Jacob” Renesmee Said wearily.
Jacob walked round Renesmee and placed a necklace around her neck.
“You can open you’re eyes now Nessie Jacob teased.
Renesmee popped her eyes open and Jacob turned her towards the mirror under the stairs and grinned a pleased grin.
The necklace had a silver chain and a silver sculpted wolf dangling of the end and on the wolf were the words
To precise to be exposed.
“I love it thank you very much Jacob” Renesmee chuckled.
“Charlie’s coming” I interrupted Jacob before he could say anything.
“Act human” Renesmee giggled everyone out side heard her and began laughing, Jacob swooped down to lift Renesmee up into a hug but she ran off shouting you’ll have to catch me first…
Ten minutes later, Charlie’s car pulled up on to the drive to Charlie it was Renesmee’s thirteenth birthday; when ever she looked a year older we said it was her birthday. It’s still quite easy to keep Charlie in the dark about us vampires.
Charlie walked through the door and instantly started to look for Renesmee.
“She’s through here Charlie” I assured him
“Oh good I need to give her, her present”.
“I’m coming gram par Charlie”. Renesmee danced through into the living room
Charlie swung open his arms for a cuddle and Renesmee ran striate into him with hers open too.
“Hears my little girl” Charlie echoed my thought.
There’s your present Nessie.
Bella snarled in response to what Charlie called Renesmee.
“What’s wrong with her” Charlie demanded
“Oh sorry dad I have a soar throat it’s pretty painful Bella lied.
Charlie’s gift to Renesmee was an empty mp4 player, it was a good thing Charlie got Renesmee another before I did, she was running out of space on the one I got her for Christmas.
After Charlie gave Renesmee her present, Renesmee insisted on showing him the tree house me, Emmett and Jasper built for her...
it had just turned ten o’clock and Charlie walked throw the back door, looking like it had just hit him, he had Renesmee cradled in his arms.
“I think you guys should take Nessie home, she’s had a long day, look at her”.
“Come on then Bella”. I pulled my self up slowly trying to seem like a tired human
I gently pulled Renesmee into my arms; all I could see in her head was bright colours and fuzzy colourful dots...
Charlie had leafed when we set off home so he didn’t see us jump with out hesitation over the lake
Bella and I reached the cottage in seconds.
“Today went pretty well didn’t it? I’m really pleased with Renesmee.
“Me too, she’s our little angel”. I kissed Renesmee’s forehead as I spoke.
She’s the best accident ever” Bella beamed.
I place Renesmee into her bed and took the wolf necklace of and drop it on the set of draws next to the bed.
“Night, night little miracle”. I whisper into her ear.
this is true
When she first looked into her daughters dark chocolate eyes she felt love and happiness. The soft broze curls in her hair shot a feeling of hope in her body;that she was alive.She felt love for this little one.
A kind of love she had never felt before:of love and protection. The kind of love a mother feels.A love so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The angel looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt love and happiness forever.
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A kind of love she had never felt before:of love and protection. The kind of love a mother feels.A love so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The angel looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt love and happiness forever.
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10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
I drew this on the computer:D
