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I had been driving for days and my car was running out of petrol. I don’t really know where I am. The ground is covered in thick snow making it hard for my car to move. I wasn’t actually on a road. I was in a field or something along those lines. My car wasn’t moving. I pushed it forward but it still wouldn’t move. I gave up and got out. The snow came up to my waist which is probably why my car wouldn’t move. I pushed through the snow leaving my car behind. There were no woods near by just endless white snow stretching across what I thought was fields. I couldn’t see any people or any kind of shops. The last time I last saw a shop or house was two days ago. I was in the middle of nowhere. I didn’t know what to do. My car wouldn’t move, I had no phone on my and I probably wouldn’t get signal if I did have it. This is just great. Then I saw a woman stood a few miles away from me. I ran towards her hoping she could help me. As I got closer I could see she had more scares than I had. She turned around hissing at me. “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you. I’m not from around here and I’m lost”
“If you’re planning to hurt me leave”
“I’m not planning to hurt you”
“Good what are you doing at here?”
“Well I live, well used to live with a big family. I was adopted by them technically and I didn’t like the way they lived so I decided to move away from them and start over”
“I see. What’s with the yellow eyes?”
“I hunt animals”
“YOU HUNT ANIMALS! GET LOST I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU”
“What’s wrong with hunting animals?”
“Are kind is made to hunt humans”
“I know but my family don’t want to be monsters so we hunt animals and my brother’s girlfriend is human so it’s better by hunting animals so it’s easier to be around her”
“Your brother is a vampire and he has a human girlfriend”
“Yes”
“What the hell is wrong with your family?”
“There are other vampires that hunt animals”
“You’re insane”
“Don’t worry I was just leaving” I turned around to leave. “No you’re not” She said grabbing onto my arm. “I have to go, get off my arm”
“NO! You’re staying with me so I can teach you the real way vampires live”
“I already know how vampires live and I am a real vampire”
“No you’re not”
“I am. I drink blood”
“You drink animal blood, real vampires don’t drink animal blood”
“I don’t care, I like the way I am”
“Do you have a wife?”
“Yes why?”
“She makes choices for, you doesn’t she?”
“No she doesn’t”
“I bet she does. If you had things your way you’d be drinking human blood”
“Ok she does make quite a few choices for me but I don’t care I love her”
“Ha! I knew it”
“Can I go now?”
“No. You left your wife because you had enough of her”
“Not true”
“Yes you did”
“You have a power don’t you?”
“Yes I do”
“What is it?”
“Tell me that you left your wife because you had enough of her first”
“But I didn’t leave her because of that”
“Yes you did don’t lie”
“Part of it was because of that”
“I have the ability to make people say the truth. Even if they don’t know the truth themselves”
“Damn you”
“Now you’re coming with me”
“I don’t think so”
“If you don’t come with me you’ll be sat here for many years”
“Fine then”
“Do you have a power?”
“Yes”
“What is it?”
“I’m not in the mood to tell you right now”
“Fine save it till later”
I had been driving for days and my car was running out of petrol. I don’t really know where I am. The ground is covered in thick snow making it hard for my car to move. I wasn’t actually on a road. I was in a field or something along those lines. My car wasn’t moving. I pushed it forward but it still wouldn’t move. I gave up and got out. The snow came up to my waist which is probably why my car wouldn’t move. I pushed through the snow leaving my car behind. There were no woods near by just endless white snow stretching across what I thought was fields. I couldn’t see any people or any kind of shops. The last time I last saw a shop or house was two days ago. I was in the middle of nowhere. I didn’t know what to do. My car wouldn’t move, I had no phone on my and I probably wouldn’t get signal if I did have it. This is just great. Then I saw a woman stood a few miles away from me. I ran towards her hoping she could help me. As I got closer I could see she had more scares than I had. She turned around hissing at me. “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you. I’m not from around here and I’m lost”
“If you’re planning to hurt me leave”
“I’m not planning to hurt you”
“Good what are you doing at here?”
“Well I live, well used to live with a big family. I was adopted by them technically and I didn’t like the way they lived so I decided to move away from them and start over”
“I see. What’s with the yellow eyes?”
“I hunt animals”
“YOU HUNT ANIMALS! GET LOST I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU”
“What’s wrong with hunting animals?”
“Are kind is made to hunt humans”
“I know but my family don’t want to be monsters so we hunt animals and my brother’s girlfriend is human so it’s better by hunting animals so it’s easier to be around her”
“Your brother is a vampire and he has a human girlfriend”
“Yes”
“What the hell is wrong with your family?”
“There are other vampires that hunt animals”
“You’re insane”
“Don’t worry I was just leaving” I turned around to leave. “No you’re not” She said grabbing onto my arm. “I have to go, get off my arm”
“NO! You’re staying with me so I can teach you the real way vampires live”
“I already know how vampires live and I am a real vampire”
“No you’re not”
“I am. I drink blood”
“You drink animal blood, real vampires don’t drink animal blood”
“I don’t care, I like the way I am”
“Do you have a wife?”
“Yes why?”
“She makes choices for, you doesn’t she?”
“No she doesn’t”
“I bet she does. If you had things your way you’d be drinking human blood”
“Ok she does make quite a few choices for me but I don’t care I love her”
“Ha! I knew it”
“Can I go now?”
“No. You left your wife because you had enough of her”
“Not true”
“Yes you did”
“You have a power don’t you?”
“Yes I do”
“What is it?”
“Tell me that you left your wife because you had enough of her first”
“But I didn’t leave her because of that”
“Yes you did don’t lie”
“Part of it was because of that”
“I have the ability to make people say the truth. Even if they don’t know the truth themselves”
“Damn you”
“Now you’re coming with me”
“I don’t think so”
“If you don’t come with me you’ll be sat here for many years”
“Fine then”
“Do you have a power?”
“Yes”
“What is it?”
“I’m not in the mood to tell you right now”
“Fine save it till later”
Have you gotten used to the Twilight fans?
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if you ever get used to them. They're not weird. I love them. I love each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fans that you can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - you know, night shoots - because vampires like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. You know, the second time around it's a little easier. You feel like you have like a little bit more money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, you know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if you ever get used to them. They're not weird. I love them. I love each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fans that you can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - you know, night shoots - because vampires like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. You know, the second time around it's a little easier. You feel like you have like a little bit more money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, you know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.