So, you want to be villain. No let me tell ya' it's hard work. You can't just have a good cackle going on and a weird scar. (Though, those things do help...) Here we go, I'm about to list the 4 top things you need to be a villain.

4: The looks.

You have to find out what villain you want to be. Either you're the really weird looking villain or the beautiful (but dead looking...) villian. This play an important role in what villain you're going to be.

3: The monolouge.

You don't think they come up with those out of the blue, do you? I suggest practising these far ahead of time. Includ teary backstory of your childhood in a small principality near Russia. Dramatic pauses and flashbacks can be pricey, but they do pay off well. So what if the hero escapes? You worked hard on this and it was quite a show.

2: The hospitality.

Always offer your nemesis some tea before you try to kill them. This lets the audience like you a little more. Atleast you'll get them to like you four five seconds...

1: Twirly swirly mustache.

The one and only thing you absoulutly need is a mustache, weather male or female this upperlip beauty is an absolute nessesity.


Bye!