Guard: (Whistles)
Link: Hey, you, random guard
Guard: Hey, its you....... girl clothed boy
Link: I got something for you
Guard: Oh, is it a Snickers bar
Link: Nope (Cuts guard in half) That's for throwing me in that cell you asshole
Link: (At the top) Finally. Here we are.... again
Aryll: Link, your back
Link: Aryll, how have you been
Aryll: Oh, well the seagulls have been looking at me constantly, but thanks to this jail cell, they can't really get in to attack me
Seagull: YOU LUCKY BITCH
Link: Well, lets get you out of here
Aryll: Um, Link, why is there some pirate hooker behind you
Link: Who (Turns)
Tetra: Who are you calling a pirate hooker
Link: Tetra
Tetra: Link
Link: What are you doing here
Tetra: I don't know. We got bored, I guess. Anyway, we cam to attack this place again. This time, we'll win
Link: Okay. So, here, you take my sister out of here
Tetra: Sure and- hey wait
Link: Don't worry, you can come back for story reasons
Tetra: Oh, okay. Um, Link. What is that
Bird: Surprise motherfucker
Tetra: Don't worry, Link. I'll save-
Bird: Rape
Tetra: Oh no no no no no no (Picks up Aryll) Okay, Aryll, say good bye to Link (Runs off)
Link: Wait. Don't leave me here with this asshole, you asshole
Bird: Well, looks like it's just you and me now. Come on. Give me your best- (Link stabs bird)
Bird: No, getting stabbed. My only weakness... I think.... Oh well (Dies)
Link: Well that was anti-climatic
Bird: Shut up (Dies again)
Ganondorf: (Sings in hairbrush) Play that funky music, white boy. Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die. Till you die
Link: (Kicks down door) Which will be real goddamn soon for you
Ganondorf: What the hell. You got up here again. Wow, my security sucks
Link: Yes, they do. Now lets fight once and for-
Ganondorf: Bitchslap
Link: Bitch what (Ganondorf slaps Link)
(Note: Windwakerguy430 does not condone child abuse. He does find it very funny, however
Ganondorf: Ha, take that, bitch. Now, nothing can stop me
Tetra: Ha ha. You can't stop me. You can't slap a girl
Ganondorf: Damn, your right. So, I'l just choke you
Tetra: Wait, what (Ganondorf chokes Tetra)
Ganondorf: I'll just take my sweet time to murder you idiots. Not a care in the- Wait (Sees triforce on Tetra's hand) No, impossible. You can't be- Spoiler warning everyone - Zelda
Link: (Dramatic pause)
Tetra: Zelda: Who's that
Ganondorf: Oh, my god. Are you that stupid. Its in the title of the fucking game. Oh screw it (Throws Tetra at wall) Now, time to kill you two idiots so I can- Wait, what is that
Link: (Holds Pokeball) I choose you, Vloogi (Giant dragon appears)
Ganondorf: (Looks at dragon and laughs) Look at this fat fuck. Its so stupid looking (Dragon breathes fire)
Ganondorf: all he does is sit the- Wait, is that fire. It looks like- OH MY GOOOOOOD (Building gets set on fire)
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: Hey, you, random guard
Guard: Hey, its you....... girl clothed boy
Link: I got something for you
Guard: Oh, is it a Snickers bar
Link: Nope (Cuts guard in half) That's for throwing me in that cell you asshole
Link: (At the top) Finally. Here we are.... again
Aryll: Link, your back
Link: Aryll, how have you been
Aryll: Oh, well the seagulls have been looking at me constantly, but thanks to this jail cell, they can't really get in to attack me
Seagull: YOU LUCKY BITCH
Link: Well, lets get you out of here
Aryll: Um, Link, why is there some pirate hooker behind you
Link: Who (Turns)
Tetra: Who are you calling a pirate hooker
Link: Tetra
Tetra: Link
Link: What are you doing here
Tetra: I don't know. We got bored, I guess. Anyway, we cam to attack this place again. This time, we'll win
Link: Okay. So, here, you take my sister out of here
Tetra: Sure and- hey wait
Link: Don't worry, you can come back for story reasons
Tetra: Oh, okay. Um, Link. What is that
Bird: Surprise motherfucker
Tetra: Don't worry, Link. I'll save-
Bird: Rape
Tetra: Oh no no no no no no (Picks up Aryll) Okay, Aryll, say good bye to Link (Runs off)
Link: Wait. Don't leave me here with this asshole, you asshole
Bird: Well, looks like it's just you and me now. Come on. Give me your best- (Link stabs bird)
Bird: No, getting stabbed. My only weakness... I think.... Oh well (Dies)
Link: Well that was anti-climatic
Bird: Shut up (Dies again)
Ganondorf: (Sings in hairbrush) Play that funky music, white boy. Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die. Till you die
Link: (Kicks down door) Which will be real goddamn soon for you
Ganondorf: What the hell. You got up here again. Wow, my security sucks
Link: Yes, they do. Now lets fight once and for-
Ganondorf: Bitchslap
Link: Bitch what (Ganondorf slaps Link)
(Note: Windwakerguy430 does not condone child abuse. He does find it very funny, however
Ganondorf: Ha, take that, bitch. Now, nothing can stop me
Tetra: Ha ha. You can't stop me. You can't slap a girl
Ganondorf: Damn, your right. So, I'l just choke you
Tetra: Wait, what (Ganondorf chokes Tetra)
Ganondorf: I'll just take my sweet time to murder you idiots. Not a care in the- Wait (Sees triforce on Tetra's hand) No, impossible. You can't be- Spoiler warning everyone - Zelda
Link: (Dramatic pause)
Tetra: Zelda: Who's that
Ganondorf: Oh, my god. Are you that stupid. Its in the title of the fucking game. Oh screw it (Throws Tetra at wall) Now, time to kill you two idiots so I can- Wait, what is that
Link: (Holds Pokeball) I choose you, Vloogi (Giant dragon appears)
Ganondorf: (Looks at dragon and laughs) Look at this fat fuck. Its so stupid looking (Dragon breathes fire)
Ganondorf: all he does is sit the- Wait, is that fire. It looks like- OH MY GOOOOOOD (Building gets set on fire)
TO BE CONTINUED
Andjelija and huguenots escapes from king in the boat Gouldsboro with Rescator and piratas. They goes to the American isle in the New World for beginning new life.
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...