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What's Your Take - Article 98 - A Haunting Most MariNO

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hey everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb quotes are "Welcome to Hell World" or "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE FUNK". Honestly, how and why was that put here. Either, the author just stopped thinking or it was just put there to make us laugh, and I assure you, I laughed. And after that, it shows that the guy who was playing the game was dead the whole time. Plot twists. And that's the whole fanfic.
Now, this fanfic, is bad. Really bad. But it is so bad that is is funny. Kinda like The Room..... but with Mario. So, if you want a good laugh, I recommend reading this. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

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Death Note Crossover

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How to Become a Youtube Celebrity

posted by Windwakerguy430

(The following is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not murder and then sue me)

So, you failed at everything else in life and want to become Youtube famous? Well, it’s your lucky day, you sad fuck, because I am going to tell you how you can become internet famous in just five easy ways.

Step 1: Do A Review

Now, your review (Or rather, your pointless opinion that no one gives a shit about) is what makes a perfect review. Weather it’s movie, or tv shows, or anime, or the most overused of them, games, you too can be the perfect whore by pleasuring companies with a folded hundred dollar...

Wind's Own Dark Souls Lore

posted by Windwakerguy430

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Long ago, the world was ruled by the immortal dragons, where they were all immortal. Except for Seath, the scaleless, legless albino dragon. He was mocked by his brothers for the color of his skin. So, naturally, he was so PO’d, that he wanted to do whatever he could to kill all of his brothers, because why not. So, after searching forever, he was able to find three lords. Gravelord Nito, a giant dead guy made of a million other dead guys who was responsible for the diseases in Lordran (Thanks for the herpes, prick), The Witch of Izalith, a women with a whole lot of children and was up...

Windwakerguy430's 49 Legend of Zelda Wind Waker Islands (Least Favorite to Favorite)

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Top 49 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands (Least Favorite to Favorite)

49: Tingle Island
48: North Triangle Island
47: East Triangle Island
46: South Triangle Island
45: Star Belt Archipelago
44: Crescent Moon Island
43: Five-Star Isles
42: Horseshoe Island
41: Star Island
40: Seven-Star Isles
39: Mother and Child Isles
38: Greatfish Isle
37: Ice Ring Isle
36: Southern Fairy Island
35: North Fairy Island
34: West Fairy Island
33: East Fairy Isle
32: Thorned Fairy Island
31: Two-Eye Reef
30: Four-Eye Reef
29: Three-Eye Isle
28: Six-Eye Reef
27: Five Eye Reef
26: Cyclops Reef
25: Angular Island
24: Spectacle Isle
23:...

Mickey Rooney Jr. and His Combo (1 of 2)

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From the movie Hot Rods To Hell. The band is really great.

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My Top 10 Animated Films Of All Time! Part 1/10

posted by deathding

We all have those animated movies that we can't help but LOVE SO much. Whether it's for the music, animation, comedy, or even personal reasons in general, you can't help but push the replay button 50,000 times and never get tired of it.

And that's what this list is about! Every day (Or two) I'll be posting another part to this list, so keep that in mind while you read this!

Sit down, relax, and get out your soda! Because WE ARE COUNTING DOWN..........

My Top 10 FAVORITE Animated Films!

#10. The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks, 2000)

This is a perfect example of a movie that just doesn't get as much...

What's Your Take - Article 79 - Kill the Killers... Please

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, or self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy pasta characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman reading horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the author of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...

What's Your Take - Article 66 - School Daze

posted by Windwakerguy430

School Days.......... There is no intro. Lets just get this over with
(Warning. This article contains spoilers)
Now, I want to start off by saying that School Days is the worst anime I have ever seen. Let me repeat that. THE WORST ANIME I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! Its like someone got a hold of some awful fanfiction and turned it into an anime. So, lets start. This whole anime is based off our main character, Dickhead Fuckface..... Oh, sorry, I mean Makoto.... AKA Dickhead Fuckface. Incase your wondering why I'm saying this, well its simple. I fucking hate Makoto. He is like David from The Pokemon...

Boss Bits - Halo 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the top game on the XBox. Nintendo consoles have Mario and Playstation has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb ass soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where you have to die for story reasons so you can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...

Wallace & Gromit: The Hearse of the Square Babbitt

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Corner of Horror - Episode 108 - Cultober Day 3: Them!

posted by Windwakerguy430

When I was a little kid, I played this one video game called Vigilante 8: Second Offensives. In that game, there was a level where you can find a meteor and a giant ant would come out and attack. Since then, I’ve always been fascinated by the idea of giant bugs in fiction. Only a few years ago did I find out about this movie, 1954’s Them!. This was the first giant bug movie, which depending on your taste, is an accomplishment or a failure on the movies part. So, for the third day of Cultober, let us take a look at Them and see what makes it such a classic film for the time of the 50s.

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Lego Wonder Woman

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Source: Not Warner Brothers

Pinkie's Double Feature

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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every year on the day of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are you talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 50 Part 1/2

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Saten Twist: Season 2 is over. I shall be the host.
S.B: No you're not. *Pushes Saten Twist off a cliff* Someone good is gonna be the host, and that someone is me. I'm from Trainz, and welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Now in case you're wondering, S does stand for Sean, and I am the one who wrote these stories. Everything we're showing this night is from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

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The Stolen Coaches

The narrow gauge engines on Mr. Percival's Railway, enjoy Market Day. They get lots of passengers, and lots of visitors.

Today was Market Day, and...

Scarlet Butterfly Chapter 5

posted by Windwakerguy430

*Hannah remained back, as she looked at Diana, allowing her to do the deed. She didn’t know what this creature was, but she allowed her to do what she had to do. Diana picked up the bat and swung down hard on the monsters head. The creature gave a loud shriek at being struck, only to stop once it was hit again. Diana continued to hit the creature, it’s black, thick blood spraying onto her and onto the floor with each time it was struck. Diana only hit the creature harder and harder each time. She started to scream, cursing at the creature, hitting it harder and harder, before Hannah finally...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 100 - Silent Hill 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, I just can’t believe it. Over a hundred full articles of Corner of Horror. I never thought that this day would come, but here it is. And boy am I glad that this day has finally come, and on a Halloween no less. It’s almost like it was meant to be. For over a year now, I have been talking about the many different kinds of horror and in different media from films to games to literature, and I still plan on doing more reviews in the future. But, today, I have had something very special planned, since the beginning. Something I have been waiting to talk about since the day I started Corner...

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Welcome to Eastwood - The Canadian

posted by Windwakerguy430

Teacher: Okay, students. Listen up. Today, a speaker from Canada, by the name of Marcus King will be coming to tell us about the politics in America
Wind: Oh, that should go over well
Teacher: So, when he comes in, I want you all to treat this man with nothing but the utmost respect. Seriously, if he hates on this school, our reputation will be tarnished, the school will go out of business, and I will lose the only job that supports my drinking habits.
Cody: (Raises hand)
Teacher: Yes, Cody?
Cody: Canadians are from another planet, right?
Teacher: Oh, I am so fucked.

Marcus: Hello, students. I’m...

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Welcome to Eastwood - The Celebrity

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Wind: (Walking with James and Cody) I’m telling you guys right now, those Transmorphers movies are terrible
James: I don’t know, the box office says otherwise
Wind: That’s because it has some pretty effects. That’s literally all that movie has. It’s just shit acting and even shittier writing.
Cody: I have no idea what that is. I just like the pretty effects
Wind: Of course you would, Cody (As they walk, they see a large group of people around a poster)
James: What’s this (They all move to the front of the crowd)
Wind: (Reads poster) The amazing singer, Katherine Lisun as she performs...

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What's Your Take - Article 287 - Mini Rants 8

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hey… Remember these…. I bitch and complain about stuff like an asshole for you’re people's entertainment because… I guess you’re favorite Youtuber wasn’t on right now and I was the best you could get. So, with that all said and done, let us start talking about more stuff that I hate because I really don’t enjoy anything

Horror Movies

Now, don’t get me wrong. There are hundreds of amazing horror films. I’m talking about the ones that suck so goddamn bad, that it’s basically caused me to not give a shit anymore. The trailers alone suck, as they always consist of random moments...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind's Psychology Teacher Has a Creepy Clown Portrait

posted by Windwakerguy430

Right now, I am in my junior year of high school, or as I like to call it, my “No-More-Fucking-Around Year”. The classes are a lot more harder, and they have a lot more work. I am actually surprised I still manage to have plenty of free time once I get home. One of the hardest classes I have taken this year is Psychology. All you do is take notes, but since no one is waiting for you, it’s not that easy to take notes. You need to have the wrist speed of The Flash if you want to get everything that is necessary for a test. However, the teacher in the class is one of the funniest I have...