My God..... You know, a creepypasta is bound to be bad when the fucking creepypasta takes note from the FUCKING KILL WAKER, one of the worst creepypastas I have ever read, but this one takes the fucking cake. This creepypasta is the abomination known as Blood Whistle.
Okay, so it starts with this guy making a blog so he can play a ROM of Super MArio Bros 3.... Okay, I just want to say, how many of you think this is going to be a cursed game creepypasta. Seriously, just take a fucking guess.
Anyway, he says that he finds the most scary thing he could ever find in the world in a treasure chest. What is it? A monster? A demon? A killer? Well, to ease your mind, its...... a whistle..... Yes, the scariest thing this guy has ever seen is a fucking whistle. Not just any whistle, but a red one. My god, what the hell. WHY IS A GUY SCARED OF A FUCKING WHISTLE!!! Okay, so it does stab Mario for no goddamn reason, BUT THAT'S NOT SCARY!!! THAT'S JUST RANDOM!!!
Also, you know what I did when I got to the second act...... I skipped it the first time. Unprofessional I know, but it was just so fucking predictable. We all know whats gonna happen. The game gets worse and worse and the guy loses more of his sanity. Seriously, its been done again and again and again. It's become more of a fucking cliche then the kidnapped princess or the raciest stereotypes that are not funny. And when I read it a second time, without skipping anything, I was right. I was 100% right, and I really wish I wasn't.
Also, for some reason that was only made to make guys cringe, Mario gets his testicles chopped off..... I'm not going to even continue that moment.
So, after all this, the guy decides that he won and won't ever have to play this game again and is finally happy.......... Then he kills himself.... I'm not kidding, that is how they end this shitfest. He says he is happy, and he kills himself...... Just fuck all.
So, that's Blood Whistle, and, my god, its sucks harder then Kill Waker, and thats saying a lot, because the Kill Waker was just an atrocity of a creepypasta, but at least it didn't waste thirty minutes of your life like Blood Whistle did. Trust me, it sucks and you should never consider reading it. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Okay, so it starts with this guy making a blog so he can play a ROM of Super MArio Bros 3.... Okay, I just want to say, how many of you think this is going to be a cursed game creepypasta. Seriously, just take a fucking guess.
Anyway, he says that he finds the most scary thing he could ever find in the world in a treasure chest. What is it? A monster? A demon? A killer? Well, to ease your mind, its...... a whistle..... Yes, the scariest thing this guy has ever seen is a fucking whistle. Not just any whistle, but a red one. My god, what the hell. WHY IS A GUY SCARED OF A FUCKING WHISTLE!!! Okay, so it does stab Mario for no goddamn reason, BUT THAT'S NOT SCARY!!! THAT'S JUST RANDOM!!!
Also, you know what I did when I got to the second act...... I skipped it the first time. Unprofessional I know, but it was just so fucking predictable. We all know whats gonna happen. The game gets worse and worse and the guy loses more of his sanity. Seriously, its been done again and again and again. It's become more of a fucking cliche then the kidnapped princess or the raciest stereotypes that are not funny. And when I read it a second time, without skipping anything, I was right. I was 100% right, and I really wish I wasn't.
Also, for some reason that was only made to make guys cringe, Mario gets his testicles chopped off..... I'm not going to even continue that moment.
So, after all this, the guy decides that he won and won't ever have to play this game again and is finally happy.......... Then he kills himself.... I'm not kidding, that is how they end this shitfest. He says he is happy, and he kills himself...... Just fuck all.
So, that's Blood Whistle, and, my god, its sucks harder then Kill Waker, and thats saying a lot, because the Kill Waker was just an atrocity of a creepypasta, but at least it didn't waste thirty minutes of your life like Blood Whistle did. Trust me, it sucks and you should never consider reading it. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take