Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One Day from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did you wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. You just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)
(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing at checkout counter) (Phone rings) Hello
Emma: Hey, Nate. How are things going
Nate: Oh, hey, Emma. Nothing much. Just working, and stuff
Emma: Well, you still remember our date tonight, right
Nate: Oh, come on. How could I forget?
Emma: Yeah, I guess your right. Well, I guess I'll see you later then
Nate: Yeah, okay
Boss: Nate. Get off the phone
Nate: Yes, Sir (Hangs up)
(3:00 PM... 13 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in through door)
Chris: (Still watching TV) Hey, there you are. What took you so long
Nate: Oh, shut up (Opens fridge and takes out beer and sits on couch with Chris) So, what are you watching
Chris: Walking Dead Season 2. Just started
Nate: There's a second one?
Chris: Yeah. There were trailers everywhere man
Nate: I wish people would tell me more of this.
Chris: ................... Don't you have that date with Emma
Nate: Yeah (Takes a sip from beer)
Chris: ................Did you make any reservations
Nate: (Spits out beer)
(8:00 PM... 8 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (At a Steak and Shake with Emma)
Emma: This is your idea of a date?
Nate: Well, you see, all the other places were full, so, I was kinda out of options
Emma: Did you even try?
Nate: Well...... I kinda forgot and then Chris reminded me
Emma: Chris? You mean your stoner best friend remembered this more then you
Nate: Hey, Chris is a good friend of mine. I had good reason to forget
Emma: Okay, what was it
Nate: Well
(Flashback)
Nate: (Playing Dead Rising 2 on his TV)
(End of Flashback)
Nate: .............. Work
Emma: (Annoyed sigh) Nate, when are you ever going to learn
(10:00 PM... 6 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in)
Chris: (Watching Shaun of the Dead on TV) Hey, Nate. How did it go?
Nate: It was terrible. I can't believe I forgot. I'm such a moron
Chris: Oh, come on, it could be worse
Nate: Can it
Chris: Yeah..... At least it isn't a zombie outbreak, right
Nate: Yeah, I guess
(Meanwhile)
Zombie: (Walks down street)
Man: (Drives down the street, but stops as the zombie is in his way) Hey, get out of the way (Honks horn)
Zombie: (Hits car)
Man: (Gets out of car) Hey, what the hell is your pro- (Zombie grabs man and bits down on his neck)
Man: (Screams loudly as the zombie rips his flesh off)
(10:00 AM. The Next Day... 0 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Wakes up)
Chris: (Sleeping on couch)
Nate: (Walks over to him) You know you have a bed room right
Chris: So?
Nate: Oh, nevermind (Opens door to see a man standing outside) Chris, what do you make of this
Chris: (Gets up and looks outside to see the man) I think its a Rob Zombie wannabe
Man: (Looks over at them)
Nate: You think he's drunk
Chris: This early in the morning? I doubt it
Nate: (To Man) Sir, are you lost
Man: (Walks over to them)
Chris: Seriously, what is he doing
Man: (Walks up to Nate and grabs him)
Nate: (Keeps man from him) AH, Chris help
Chris: Okay (Pushes man off of him)
Nate: (Notices something) Oh crap (Runs off)
Chris: Wait, where are you going (Looks at Man) Okay, now, sir, I suggest you stop, okay
Man: (Gets closer)
Nate: (Walks back in with bat and Smashes his head with a bat)
Chris: Holy crap! What the hell was that
Nate: Don't you get it. That was not a guy
Chris: Then, who was it exactly. A Zombie? (Laughs)
Nate: Yes, he was
Chris: (Stops laughing)
TO BE CONTINUED
(July 12th... One Day from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did you wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. You just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)
(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing at checkout counter) (Phone rings) Hello
Emma: Hey, Nate. How are things going
Nate: Oh, hey, Emma. Nothing much. Just working, and stuff
Emma: Well, you still remember our date tonight, right
Nate: Oh, come on. How could I forget?
Emma: Yeah, I guess your right. Well, I guess I'll see you later then
Nate: Yeah, okay
Boss: Nate. Get off the phone
Nate: Yes, Sir (Hangs up)
(3:00 PM... 13 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in through door)
Chris: (Still watching TV) Hey, there you are. What took you so long
Nate: Oh, shut up (Opens fridge and takes out beer and sits on couch with Chris) So, what are you watching
Chris: Walking Dead Season 2. Just started
Nate: There's a second one?
Chris: Yeah. There were trailers everywhere man
Nate: I wish people would tell me more of this.
Chris: ................... Don't you have that date with Emma
Nate: Yeah (Takes a sip from beer)
Chris: ................Did you make any reservations
Nate: (Spits out beer)
(8:00 PM... 8 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (At a Steak and Shake with Emma)
Emma: This is your idea of a date?
Nate: Well, you see, all the other places were full, so, I was kinda out of options
Emma: Did you even try?
Nate: Well...... I kinda forgot and then Chris reminded me
Emma: Chris? You mean your stoner best friend remembered this more then you
Nate: Hey, Chris is a good friend of mine. I had good reason to forget
Emma: Okay, what was it
Nate: Well
(Flashback)
Nate: (Playing Dead Rising 2 on his TV)
(End of Flashback)
Nate: .............. Work
Emma: (Annoyed sigh) Nate, when are you ever going to learn
(10:00 PM... 6 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Walks in)
Chris: (Watching Shaun of the Dead on TV) Hey, Nate. How did it go?
Nate: It was terrible. I can't believe I forgot. I'm such a moron
Chris: Oh, come on, it could be worse
Nate: Can it
Chris: Yeah..... At least it isn't a zombie outbreak, right
Nate: Yeah, I guess
(Meanwhile)
Zombie: (Walks down street)
Man: (Drives down the street, but stops as the zombie is in his way) Hey, get out of the way (Honks horn)
Zombie: (Hits car)
Man: (Gets out of car) Hey, what the hell is your pro- (Zombie grabs man and bits down on his neck)
Man: (Screams loudly as the zombie rips his flesh off)
(10:00 AM. The Next Day... 0 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Wakes up)
Chris: (Sleeping on couch)
Nate: (Walks over to him) You know you have a bed room right
Chris: So?
Nate: Oh, nevermind (Opens door to see a man standing outside) Chris, what do you make of this
Chris: (Gets up and looks outside to see the man) I think its a Rob Zombie wannabe
Man: (Looks over at them)
Nate: You think he's drunk
Chris: This early in the morning? I doubt it
Nate: (To Man) Sir, are you lost
Man: (Walks over to them)
Chris: Seriously, what is he doing
Man: (Walks up to Nate and grabs him)
Nate: (Keeps man from him) AH, Chris help
Chris: Okay (Pushes man off of him)
Nate: (Notices something) Oh crap (Runs off)
Chris: Wait, where are you going (Looks at Man) Okay, now, sir, I suggest you stop, okay
Man: (Gets closer)
Nate: (Walks back in with bat and Smashes his head with a bat)
Chris: Holy crap! What the hell was that
Nate: Don't you get it. That was not a guy
Chris: Then, who was it exactly. A Zombie? (Laughs)
Nate: Yes, he was
Chris: (Stops laughing)
TO BE CONTINUED
Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own friends home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old fans are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard
So as you can see, this game...
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So as you can see, this game...
I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a babies toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did search up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town you want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the top ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the top ten so easily. Most of my top ten favorite games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
Another Tim Schaffer game on the list and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a more niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, or Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, or a blue little bitch who's got some burners on him?
...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debate once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! You wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
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...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debate once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! You wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
Anytime, mate....
Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my favorite fighting game franchise ever. I love playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my favorite so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, or the Tekken tournament, hosted by the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
Well, as of this date, this is the most recent game I have in the list of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a more in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the Top 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the year 2010, we got an anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in movies like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This anime had a lot of scenes like this.
Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
