Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Episode 4 - Windwakerguy430 - Fanpop

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posted by Windwakerguy430

Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five minutes Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, you don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, you can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim guns at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos are getting robbed, at the same time.
Chuck: ....................... AWWWWW
(Later, after stopping the last robbery)
TK: Okay, seriously, if my men are getting killed by a brain dead game show contestant, then pretty much anything can stop me. A goddamn flea could probably stop me. Seriously, why are those guards so easy to kill
(Meanwhile)
Soldier: (Drunk)................................................................. I pissed myself
(Meanwhile)
Chuck: Well, that was a lot easier then I thought. Oh well
Rebecca: (Films the aftermath of the fight) Man, all of this footage of fire and dead bodies will be amazing........... I think I'm starting to lose a little bit of sanity as well (Van explodes, but, Chuck pushes her out of the way, and she lands on top of him... for some reason)
Chuck: (Sees Rebecca is on him) AH! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! STRANGER DANGER!
Rebecca: Oh, calm down, you idiot. Listen, I am meeting my source tonight at the Yucatan Casino
Chuck: I think I've had enough with casinos for one day
Rebecca: Just go and try to kill some time
Chuck: So can I-
Rebecca: No riding a girly tricycle
Chuck: Awwww
(Later, in Palisades Mall)
Chuck: (Walks around)
Slappy: You, Your're Chu-
Chuck: AHHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH
Slappy: Okay, stop that
Chuck: AHHH! MASCOT (Runs off)
Slappy: God, he acts like the little ki- Wait, is that a battle axe
Chuck: (Runs at Slappy with a battle axe)
Slappy: OH MY GOOOD (Gets sliced with axe)
Chuck: DIE MASCOT DIE (Keeps beating his dead body, then finally stops) You can't hurt anyone anymore, mascot
TO BE CONTINUED

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Sonic X Abridged - Episode 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit fan based parody. Sonic X is owned by 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did you hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 15 - Finale

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There you are, you fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... You hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill you all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...

Honorable characters who died WITHOUT honor.

posted by Canada24

JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally lost his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...

What's Your Take - Article 76 - Saving Minutes Wastes Time

posted by Windwakerguy430

How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving Minutes Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when you write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at by his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...

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What's Your Take - Article 70 - JUST A F**KING JOKE

posted by Windwakerguy430

(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making you vomit, its making you fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....

The Final Episode of Saten Twist Adventures

posted by Canada24

Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met you guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most popular ventril-agrgah act in the world....

Weeaboo Uprising - Samurai Western (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Western films, movies about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, movies about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck said “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where guns were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...

NikPiks QuikPiks - Saints Row 2's Cinematic Genius

posted by Windwakerguy430

QuikPiks are a side part of NikPiks that I do when I write articles that are much smarter than the usual and when I want to get a point out there quickly. So if I have a topic that I will spend less than an hour working and editing on, well, this is what to expect.

Let’s talk about Saints Row, preferably 2. Now for those who may not have played the franchise, you may think, “Saints Row? You mean that lame GTA rip off that just turned into pure insanity that everyone grew to hate”. But me, an intellectual, would tell you, “Of course not.” But it’s fair to think that. Saints Row did...

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In-Indie - VA-11 HALL-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action

posted by Windwakerguy430

You know what’s a setting that indie developers really seem to like? The cyberpunk genre. I’m not complaining, I love that stuff too. But I have like three games played that are cyberpunk, and I am pretty sure I have more waiting to be played that are also taking place in that setting. And naturally, I thought I would review the one I played first on here before the others. And low and behold, it is one that many people have talked about before, VA-11 HALL-A, pronounced Valhalla.

VA-11 HALL-A is set in a cyberpunk world, where corporations decide the fate of humans, where everyone...

Cultober Past Midnight - Ranking The 31 Movies of Cultober, Worst to Best

posted by Windwakerguy430

Oh boy, we still got some Cultober to go through, everybody. Or at the least, we’ve reached the ranking moment for these movies. I think we had a good haul this season. We had a few goodies, a few mehs, and some trash in the mix. But it was mostly a good first year. So let’s talk about the movies, talking about the worst ones and then making our way to the good ones, and what I recommend for ones viewing pleasure. Oh, and I will be rating this film on a ten outta ten scale, 5 points for how scary or spooky the film is and another 5 for how enjoyable it is. So there’s a chance I may like...

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 1: The Game of Evil.... Evilness

posted by Windwakerguy430

Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And by treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a cartridge lying on the table written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, said Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...

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Windwakerguy430's Top 20 More Lost Video Games and Content

posted by Windwakerguy430

Here’s another list, because twenty lost games wasn’t enough. There was way too much games that were lost for several reasons. You’d think that in this day and age, it would be hard to lose a game with the level of internet access we have. But no, there are still hundreds of games out there, that never made it to consoles, and probably will stay that way. There was just way too much to leave out, I just had to make a second list, continuing the discussion on lost video games that were either eventually found, have some evidence of their existence, or are so obscure, you probably wouldn’t...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 1 - Five Nights at Freddy's

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the fans tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. You don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...

What's Your Take - Article 53 - Rini's Horrible Fanfiction

posted by Windwakerguy430

Yet another fanfic about a show I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A show in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at popular stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the show named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

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What's Your Take - Article 45 - Dipper Goes to Taco Bell, Reader Goes to Hell

posted by Windwakerguy430

What do you get when you take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... you get Dipper Goes to Taco Bell
You can tell just from reading that title that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off by saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the show a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the show is, or who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this show yet. Anyway, the fanfic...

SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: Best of Master Sword

posted by Canada24

#1:

Saten: (a year or two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought you were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword: Who?

Saten: I've been asked to interview you.

Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. You can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he...

NikPiks QuikPiks - What Punk Actually Means

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those movies and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing more than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...

Barney Takes a Dump

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The Top 100 - #79: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

posted by Windwakerguy430

So let’s talk about Grand Theft Auto… Okay, this is not gonna be easy to discuss. I never really enjoyed the gameplay of IV or even V. I think it was too real, if that makes any sense. It felt weighted down, and just kinda dull for me. I like the characters, I like the story, and I like the witty humor and satire of the modern world, but man, was the gameplay not doing it for me. But then I went back and tired out some older GTA games from the past, and yeah, this is definitely what I prefered. And let’s start with one of my favorites, Vice City.
The story is simple if you watched...

Whatever Happened To Daikatana

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another edition to Whatever Happened To... , where we look at gaming’s biggest flops, failures, and flub ups. And today, we’re all bitches! According to gaming’s biggest burnout, John Romero. And anyone who knows about worst games ever, knows exactly what we’re gonna be talking about. The N64 hype disaster, 2000s Daikatana.

Daikatana is an infamous game, for many reasons, and follows the story of feudal Japan in the future, rival clans, and the evil sword that is way lamer than Soul Edge, Daikatana. Before we talk about what a steaming pile of cow...