Komoli: Hey, you want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as you play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can you help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need you to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: You can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than you who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito: Hey, dude
Link: Aaand, I hate you already
Baito: Man. Like, harsh, dude
Link: So, yeah, your here to work for the freaky bird people, right
Baito: Sure am, dude
Link: Also, if you call me dude one more time, I'll cut out your fucking tongue. This isn't the seventies.
Baito: Sheesh. Hard du-
Link: (Grabs the hilt of his sword)
Baito: ..... Sir
Link: That's better. Since I was already rewarded for this job, I'll let you go by yourself.
Baito: You mean I have to get past these boulders, bombs, and broken gaps myself
Link: Yep. And don't hesitate. If me, a twelve year old kid, can do it, I'm sure a fully grown man can- (Baito gets blown up by bomb) Oh........ Well, I already got paid
(Later, on beach)
Tetra: Well, you didn't take too-
Link: Yeah, great, lets get the fuck out of here
Tetra: Why. What's the ru-
Medley: LINK
Link: OH SHIT, IT'S HER
Medley: Link, I'm so glad to see you again
Link: Sorry, Medley, but, I have to go
Medley: Oh, do you have to> Guess I'll go back to cutting my wrist in the bathroom
Link: Yeah, real shame, come on, Tetra, lets-
Tetra: Link, we need to help everyone. Even her
Link: And how will you do that. I sure as fuck ain't staying here
Tetra: Hmm....... Medley, why don't you come with us
Medley: (Happily) Really
Link: (Scared) Really
Tetra: Yes
Medley: YAY
Link: FUCK
TO BE CONTINUED