Hey, here is a Mario fanfic. Guess what? It sucks. Yeah, this one here is a real big fuck up, and it is known as Mario’s Inner Insanity. By the end of this, I think I’ll be the one who’s insane. Also, the author’s username is Mr. Steal You Ho, so, right off the bat, I can tell we’re going to “enjoy” this fanfic.
So, the fanfic starts with Bowser kidnapping Mario. Now, this fanfic can’t decide if it wants to be told in first or third person. One minute, Mario’s telling us the story, and the next, there’s a narrator. Get used to that, because the fanfic is going to talk about it a lot. So, once Peach is kidnapped, Mario promises that he will kill Bowser. This can’t surely fuck up the story…. Sarcastic, of course.
So, Toad tells Mario to talk to Toadsworth, but Mario ignores him. Seriously, what the hell would Toadsworth know what to do. After that, Mario gets an AK-47… because those just some how exist in the world of the Mushroom Kingdom, and Mario starts going around, killing Koopas and Goombas. This is the whole chapter, folks. Just a whole chapter of Mario killing Koopas and Goombas. There is nothing else that happens. Literally, NOTHING! Please tell me the next chapters fair better.
So, in this chapter, Mario kills more Goombas. Of… fucking… course. But he goes in a portal… there’s something, right. So, the next chapter, Mario finds a note from Bowser, telling Mario to meet him… And that’s it… Okay, why would you make a chapter that only lasts a minute. And I’m not kidding, I timed the amount of time it took me to read this chapter. It lasted 48 SECONDS!!! What kind of chapter lasts as long as bad TV commercial?
So, after that, we get a scene with Mario climbing up a mountain. Nothing happens. There is no exposition, and it has jackshit to do with the plot. Moving on. So, Mario finally gets to the castle, and we get a boring fight with Bowser. Goombas take gun, Goombas drop gun, Mario kills Bowser. Hoo-fucking-ray. After that, Peach takes the rifle and shoots and kills Mario- Wait, what? Yeah, the whole time, Peach wanted to kill Mario… Twist ending??? Oh, screw it, this fanfic is garbage.
It is nothing more than a poorly written mess, which is filled with boring chapters that should have never been put in it from beginning, and the other times, it shows nothing but pointless violence. This fanfic is crap, and I learned to never read a fanfic by an author with a username as bad as Mr. Steal You Hoe. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
So, the fanfic starts with Bowser kidnapping Mario. Now, this fanfic can’t decide if it wants to be told in first or third person. One minute, Mario’s telling us the story, and the next, there’s a narrator. Get used to that, because the fanfic is going to talk about it a lot. So, once Peach is kidnapped, Mario promises that he will kill Bowser. This can’t surely fuck up the story…. Sarcastic, of course.
So, Toad tells Mario to talk to Toadsworth, but Mario ignores him. Seriously, what the hell would Toadsworth know what to do. After that, Mario gets an AK-47… because those just some how exist in the world of the Mushroom Kingdom, and Mario starts going around, killing Koopas and Goombas. This is the whole chapter, folks. Just a whole chapter of Mario killing Koopas and Goombas. There is nothing else that happens. Literally, NOTHING! Please tell me the next chapters fair better.
So, in this chapter, Mario kills more Goombas. Of… fucking… course. But he goes in a portal… there’s something, right. So, the next chapter, Mario finds a note from Bowser, telling Mario to meet him… And that’s it… Okay, why would you make a chapter that only lasts a minute. And I’m not kidding, I timed the amount of time it took me to read this chapter. It lasted 48 SECONDS!!! What kind of chapter lasts as long as bad TV commercial?
So, after that, we get a scene with Mario climbing up a mountain. Nothing happens. There is no exposition, and it has jackshit to do with the plot. Moving on. So, Mario finally gets to the castle, and we get a boring fight with Bowser. Goombas take gun, Goombas drop gun, Mario kills Bowser. Hoo-fucking-ray. After that, Peach takes the rifle and shoots and kills Mario- Wait, what? Yeah, the whole time, Peach wanted to kill Mario… Twist ending??? Oh, screw it, this fanfic is garbage.
It is nothing more than a poorly written mess, which is filled with boring chapters that should have never been put in it from beginning, and the other times, it shows nothing but pointless violence. This fanfic is crap, and I learned to never read a fanfic by an author with a username as bad as Mr. Steal You Hoe. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
#20: Joe Ball’s World
Here’s a lost game coming from a Spanish company, Extreme Soft. The game was created back in 1994 by the company, but for some mysterious reason, Joe Ball’s World was lost. Now, for some reason, people have speculated that this game is a reference to the real life Joe Ball, a real nice guy, most known for his nickname, The Butcher of Elmendorf and killing around two to twenty people. Now, why would a company want to name their game after an infamous serial killer, I do not know. And then, the gameplay footage came onto Youtube mysteriously one day. This gameplay...
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Here’s a lost game coming from a Spanish company, Extreme Soft. The game was created back in 1994 by the company, but for some mysterious reason, Joe Ball’s World was lost. Now, for some reason, people have speculated that this game is a reference to the real life Joe Ball, a real nice guy, most known for his nickname, The Butcher of Elmendorf and killing around two to twenty people. Now, why would a company want to name their game after an infamous serial killer, I do not know. And then, the gameplay footage came onto Youtube mysteriously one day. This gameplay...
Art by AquaMarine
I’m gonna be honest with you people, I have never seen the original The Hills Have Eyes, but from what I have heard, the budget was far less than the remake, and the original didn’t have modern day special effects or camera work to be a well known classic amongst horror movies. So, naturally, the remake wouldn’t be too hard to be good, or at the least scary…. And yeah… It’s pretty messed up alright. Well, let’s stop stalling at get to the 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes
The movie follows a small family travelling from Cleveland Ohio to San Diego California. The family...
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The movie follows a small family travelling from Cleveland Ohio to San Diego California. The family...
So, we all know the popular urban legends. From the original stories of BigFoot, to more modern legends such as the Slender Man. But, there aren't just original monsters in the world of Urban Legends. They're are also urban legends about video games. And thanks to the internet, it has made the legends even more well known. So, I will go ahead and tell you all the urban legends that I enjoyed. Note: These are theories that are creepy, disturbing, and just plane messed up. Do not blame me if your childhood is ruined.
#15: Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy from Super...
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Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy
#15: Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy from Super...
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So, after watching the 1992 Dracula movie, I couldn’t wait to get started on a new Dracula movie. That was when I saw this one produced by Dimension, the same people that did From Dusk Till Dawn, another vampire movie that I have some good feelings for, so I decided to give this next movie a try…. Let’s just say that we had to get to a bad movie this month eventually. And boy, did this movie manage to do just that. The movie in question is known as Dracula 2000. Yes, that is actually the name they went with.
So, before I get started with this crap, I just want to point something...
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So, before I get started with this crap, I just want to point something...
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I have not played many Metroid games. I played two of the Prime games… And Other M, regrettably. But it is a pretty fun game to play. It’s far more mature than most of Nintendo’s other works and a very quiet game. And I think the silent protagonist of Nintendo’s usual main characters has never worked better than with Samus.
#30: Samus Aran from Metroid
Samus is a renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy who is usually tasked with hunting down the Space Pirates and their leader, Ridley, while also dealing with other disturbing things in the galaxy, like the genetically created monsters...
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I have not played many Metroid games. I played two of the Prime games… And Other M, regrettably. But it is a pretty fun game to play. It’s far more mature than most of Nintendo’s other works and a very quiet game. And I think the silent protagonist of Nintendo’s usual main characters has never worked better than with Samus.
#30: Samus Aran from Metroid
Samus is a renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy who is usually tasked with hunting down the Space Pirates and their leader, Ridley, while also dealing with other disturbing things in the galaxy, like the genetically created monsters...
