Oh great, I was looking forward to talking about more awful fanfiction. This one is called The Story of the Great Master, and it is about the popular Youtuber named Markiplier. Now, I have seen Markiplier’s videos, they aren’t anything special, ESPECIALLY by Youtube standards, but, really? There is fanfiction now? Well, if it could happen to Smosh, it could happen to him to. Well, lets start the fanfic.
So, it starts with Mark and Wade delivering stuff to people… and then they go instantly to believing in monsters. Oh great, its gonna be one of those fanfics that can’t follow its story, isn’t it? So, for no reason, they come to a forest, and it is already midnight, and Mark wants to go in. Wade tries to tell him they should go back, and Mark responds with shut up. Get used to it, people. That makes up the comedy in this fanfic.
So, they then begin to build a trap and… eat chicken. Just roll with it, it will take less time if you do, and they go into the forest. Instantly, they meet Slender Man. And I am not kidding, the description says the man was thin, wore a suit, and had no face. It’s Slender Man without a doubt. So, Mark and Wade run off, and that EASILY catches the monster. So, they take Slender Man into town, which I don’t get, because last time I checked, Slender Man could teleport. Why doesn’t he just teleport his way away from them. Oh, screw it, they take him into town, and some random guy called Daichi says that Mark is the grand student, and renames him Kichiro… Why? Who fucking knows. So, Mark grows up, Wade catches Off-Screen-monia and dies, and Daichi is dies just as soon as he is introduced and Mark becomes the new master of Clarina… wow, this place had a name. For a second there, I almost gave a shit. And that is how the fanfic ends, ITS FUCKING HORRIBLE!
This is just a random mess that makes little to no sense… actually, no, it doesn’t make little to no sense. Just no sense. The spelling and grammar is beyond awful and the plot is as crooked as the fucking Crooked Man. I swear, it seems that Youtubers always have bad fanfics. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
So, it starts with Mark and Wade delivering stuff to people… and then they go instantly to believing in monsters. Oh great, its gonna be one of those fanfics that can’t follow its story, isn’t it? So, for no reason, they come to a forest, and it is already midnight, and Mark wants to go in. Wade tries to tell him they should go back, and Mark responds with shut up. Get used to it, people. That makes up the comedy in this fanfic.
So, they then begin to build a trap and… eat chicken. Just roll with it, it will take less time if you do, and they go into the forest. Instantly, they meet Slender Man. And I am not kidding, the description says the man was thin, wore a suit, and had no face. It’s Slender Man without a doubt. So, Mark and Wade run off, and that EASILY catches the monster. So, they take Slender Man into town, which I don’t get, because last time I checked, Slender Man could teleport. Why doesn’t he just teleport his way away from them. Oh, screw it, they take him into town, and some random guy called Daichi says that Mark is the grand student, and renames him Kichiro… Why? Who fucking knows. So, Mark grows up, Wade catches Off-Screen-monia and dies, and Daichi is dies just as soon as he is introduced and Mark becomes the new master of Clarina… wow, this place had a name. For a second there, I almost gave a shit. And that is how the fanfic ends, ITS FUCKING HORRIBLE!
This is just a random mess that makes little to no sense… actually, no, it doesn’t make little to no sense. Just no sense. The spelling and grammar is beyond awful and the plot is as crooked as the fucking Crooked Man. I swear, it seems that Youtubers always have bad fanfics. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
Not much of chapter.. I'm very busy with other stores.. But just writing this quick chapter to let you guys know I haven't forgotten this story.
Scene skips to inside the torture room.
Glenn was beat up and tied against a chair.
"BATTER UP!" Merle cried aggressively, and smashed a huge wrench against Glenn's... You know. The private area.
Glenn screamed in pain.
"Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!" Merle trolled.
"Dude. That sounded wrong in every way possible!" Glenn cried.
Merle took this as a compliment and smiled proudly.
After intense torture Merle demanded answers from Glenn, while calling Glenn a scronny tree head.
"Scronny tree head!? What dose that even MEAN!?" Glenn said while breathing heavily.
"I don't know, but it felt kinda good saying it" Merle admitted.
Scene skips to inside the torture room.
Glenn was beat up and tied against a chair.
"BATTER UP!" Merle cried aggressively, and smashed a huge wrench against Glenn's... You know. The private area.
Glenn screamed in pain.
"Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!" Merle trolled.
"Dude. That sounded wrong in every way possible!" Glenn cried.
Merle took this as a compliment and smiled proudly.
After intense torture Merle demanded answers from Glenn, while calling Glenn a scronny tree head.
"Scronny tree head!? What dose that even MEAN!?" Glenn said while breathing heavily.
"I don't know, but it felt kinda good saying it" Merle admitted.
