Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who or what the characters and setting is, but you don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window. And no reason at all, a Ligor flies out of the sky and bites Napoleon and some guy called Evil Inspector Andy comes out… Oh joy, its one of THOSE stories. The ones that throw random shit at the reader, thinking it is going to create a plot, when really, it confuses the reader and makes them think “I’m reading this shit”?
So, for no reason at all, Andy starts cutting off Napoleon's ears and fingers. Why? Because he is a nerd.You know, I thought the whole nerd thing died out after the nineties and early 2000s, because this guy mentions EVERY cliche in the book. It gets real annoying, honestly. So, Andy takes out an axe. He cuts off Napoleon’s head, then runs his body over with the Linger. Later, at the graveyard, Deb and Kip….. who were JUST NOT introduced come by, and find Pedro looking at Napoleon’s body parts… how he managed to bring it all here while Andy was running it over, I don’t know.
So, at the funeral, Pedro’s uncle tells Pedro why he abandoned Napoleon. Pedro answers him by saying that anyone would abandon their best friends to save themselves. No, only a selfish dick like Pedro would leave their best friend to die. And that is where the fanfic ends. Guess what, IT SUCKS!
The writing is so bad, that it is amazing how it got onto the internet in the first place. The characters are unlikable as all hell, and scenes just come out of fucking no where just for shock value, and it fails to even shock people due to the pisspoor writing. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window. And no reason at all, a Ligor flies out of the sky and bites Napoleon and some guy called Evil Inspector Andy comes out… Oh joy, its one of THOSE stories. The ones that throw random shit at the reader, thinking it is going to create a plot, when really, it confuses the reader and makes them think “I’m reading this shit”?
So, for no reason at all, Andy starts cutting off Napoleon's ears and fingers. Why? Because he is a nerd.You know, I thought the whole nerd thing died out after the nineties and early 2000s, because this guy mentions EVERY cliche in the book. It gets real annoying, honestly. So, Andy takes out an axe. He cuts off Napoleon’s head, then runs his body over with the Linger. Later, at the graveyard, Deb and Kip….. who were JUST NOT introduced come by, and find Pedro looking at Napoleon’s body parts… how he managed to bring it all here while Andy was running it over, I don’t know.
So, at the funeral, Pedro’s uncle tells Pedro why he abandoned Napoleon. Pedro answers him by saying that anyone would abandon their best friends to save themselves. No, only a selfish dick like Pedro would leave their best friend to die. And that is where the fanfic ends. Guess what, IT SUCKS!
The writing is so bad, that it is amazing how it got onto the internet in the first place. The characters are unlikable as all hell, and scenes just come out of fucking no where just for shock value, and it fails to even shock people due to the pisspoor writing. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
Henry: so... what are you working on?
Simon: none of your concern
Henry: can I help?
Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 year old with no experiences with science help me?
Henry: point taken
Simon: why are you in here?
Henry: I just want to know what you are making!
Simon: a cure for cancer
Henry: how will that help the war?
Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the day this chaos ends...
Henry: ok then... whats the progress?
Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end
Henry: welcome to my world
Simon: none of your concern
Henry: can I help?
Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 year old with no experiences with science help me?
Henry: point taken
Simon: why are you in here?
Henry: I just want to know what you are making!
Simon: a cure for cancer
Henry: how will that help the war?
Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the day this chaos ends...
Henry: ok then... whats the progress?
Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end
Henry: welcome to my world