This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Rainbow Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
Rainbow Dash: Right. So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
Rainbow Dash: *Not amused* you really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
Rainbow Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do you do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
Rainbow Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour

Rainbow Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.

Rainbow Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes you have.
Rainbow Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can you hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.

A train whistle goes off as Rainbow Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do you have anything to say before you do this?
Rainbow Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
Music Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
Rainbow Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*

As she started to practice, the music ponies were playing the instrumental part of One by Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.

Rainbow Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
Music Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
Rainbow Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*

At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link

Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If you give them the stuff, yeah.
Rainbow Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
Rainbow Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did you do that for?!
Rainbow Dash: I have to tell you guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
Rainbow Dash: No!! I don't even know where you got that from! Also, why did you tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
Rainbow Dash: It's disgusting! You shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did you crash into my house?
Rainbow Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: You have wings. How could you lose control?
Rainbow Dash: You make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Rainbow Dash, I saw you out there! That was awesome!
Rainbow Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when you brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, you told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
Rainbow Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't you have something you wanted to tell us?
Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are you thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do you read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then you don't have to worry about it.

The next day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.

Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving you a pair of wings to compete against Rainbow Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If you win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There you are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo ass out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think Rainbow Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)

During the start of the competition.

Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with Rainbow Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.

That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her rifle at Rainbow Dash.

Song (Start it at 7:08): link

Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
Rainbow Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at Rainbow Dash, but misses*
Rainbow Dash: *Nearly gets hit by the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
Rainbow Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, or whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* You muthafuckin' white ass cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on Rainbow Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots Rainbow Dash in the leg*
Rainbow Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a cloud fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
Rainbow Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!

Ew! You know what? I don't even know why I keep putting you in this show!

Rainbow Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: Rainbow Dash, please save me!!!
Rainbow Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope you can!! I hope you're right!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: You know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
Rainbow Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
Rainbow Dash: I do. Lose some weight.

Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.

Police Ponies: *Pointing guns at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, you ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!

But Spike is still in Pornstarville. You left him there.

Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*

Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.

Rainbow Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.

Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her friends or not.

Now this is the end. If you liked this episode, good for you. Become a fan of it, and leave a comment. If you didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. You should know better then that.

Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope you still like this episode.

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End