"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.
"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.
"No, about apple pie, yes about the figh-
"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.
"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.
"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.
"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.
"Well.. You and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.
"Just as long as you don't abandon me" Daryl replied.
"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.
FLASHBACK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).
END FLASHBACK:
"I need Michone". Governor told Rick.
"What?" asked a confused Rick.
"Hand her over and maybe will care a trouch." Governer told Rick.
"What?" asked a confused Rick.
"Your not even listoning are you?" Governor groaned.
"... What?" asked a confused Rick.
"You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!" Governor cried angrily.
"... What?" Rick asked.
Governor slapped his face in annoyance.
Merle and Daryl at the meantime ended up at a bridge, fighting of a herd of undead to protect a Mexican speaking family.
Daryl used his crossbow and shot a bunch of zombies.
Merle tackled on one and repeatedly stabbed the blade covering his cut off arm into the zombies head.
Daryl threw one of them down the ledge to it's undead death.
AFTER THE BATTLE:
However, Merle went too far and started robbing them.
But Daryl threatened to shoot him with the crossbow unless he stopped.
"But dude.. They have useless shit that I don't need" Merle replied.
"Yes, that's always handy to have, but this isn't right!" Daryl replied.
"How dare you threaten me like that!" Merle cried angrily.
"There was a baby!" Daryl cried.
"That never stopped you BEFORE.. You really gone soft haven't ya?" Merle groaned.
"I.. I just want my brother back" Daryl groaned.
Merle couldn't think of a reply.
END OF EPISODE 2:
"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.
"No, about apple pie, yes about the figh-
"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.
"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.
"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.
"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.
"Well.. You and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.
"Just as long as you don't abandon me" Daryl replied.
"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.
FLASHBACK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).
END FLASHBACK:
"I need Michone". Governor told Rick.
"What?" asked a confused Rick.
"Hand her over and maybe will care a trouch." Governer told Rick.
"What?" asked a confused Rick.
"Your not even listoning are you?" Governor groaned.
"... What?" asked a confused Rick.
"You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!" Governor cried angrily.
"... What?" Rick asked.
Governor slapped his face in annoyance.
Merle and Daryl at the meantime ended up at a bridge, fighting of a herd of undead to protect a Mexican speaking family.
Daryl used his crossbow and shot a bunch of zombies.
Merle tackled on one and repeatedly stabbed the blade covering his cut off arm into the zombies head.
Daryl threw one of them down the ledge to it's undead death.
AFTER THE BATTLE:
However, Merle went too far and started robbing them.
But Daryl threatened to shoot him with the crossbow unless he stopped.
"But dude.. They have useless shit that I don't need" Merle replied.
"Yes, that's always handy to have, but this isn't right!" Daryl replied.
"How dare you threaten me like that!" Merle cried angrily.
"There was a baby!" Daryl cried.
"That never stopped you BEFORE.. You really gone soft haven't ya?" Merle groaned.
"I.. I just want my brother back" Daryl groaned.
Merle couldn't think of a reply.
END OF EPISODE 2:
Narrator: Are you looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got more suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, or two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got more action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, or you’re ass is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
link
Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! Or don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, or two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got more action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, or you’re ass is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
link
Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! Or don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
When I said I was going to review No More Heroes 2, I meant it. When I discussed the previous game, I did mention that I may or may not review it. I said that because, wow, I have to pay double the price of the original game for NMH2. But, in the end, I did it anyway. Because I’m a sad person. But, regardless, here it is. This is a game no one expected would be made. No More Heroes seemed like such a niche game that was fun, but nothing to warrant a sequel. But, low and behold, here it is: No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle.
~Story~
Now, you all know that I love the first No More Heroes...
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~Story~
Now, you all know that I love the first No More Heroes...
Art by Alinah_09
Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its more of the backstory of them...
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Big Sister
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its more of the backstory of them...
So, Final Fantasy VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final Fantasy VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired by it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger takes place in the modern day… of 1999, following Crono, a bright eyed little Akira Toriyama drawn boy who, along with his friends, are send through an adventure across time to stop a space parasite known as Lavos from destroying the world in...
So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say soccer is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where you play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the...
I like Bayonetta better than Devil May Cry… Fuck you, fight me. Let’s not waste another second and let’s talk about it.
Bayonetta follows, well, Bayonetta, an Umbra Witch who was sealed in a coffin five hundred years ago before she resurfaced, with no memory of her passed and a legion of Heaven’s angels hunting her down. So, with the help of bar tender and badass Rodin, scumbag Enzo, and totally not Yuri Lowenthal, Luca, she travels to a far off city in hopes of getting answers, while also killing as many angels as she can. So like I said before, Bayonetta is fucking awesome. You...
So when it comes to talking about the best Zelda game out there, two of them usually come to mind. The majority think of Ocarina of Time, and while that is a usual pick, some would say that Link to the Past is the best. And while I like both games, but also like other Zelda games more, it’s clear which one I prefer over the two
Link to the Past follows, who else, Link, as he is called upon by Zelda to go on a quest to save Hyrule from being turned into the Dark World where Ganon rules, and must gain the help of the Seven Sages to do so. Being one of the few SNES games that I have played,...
So Devil May Cry 3. Yeah, I bet you all were expecting it to be high on the list. After the disappointment that was 2, we needed a real good one. And a damn good one we got, so let's talk about it right no-
Smooth Criminal has already stolen this review
Today I'm taking over to review what is probably my favorite Devil May Cry game, Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening.
For those not aware, Devil May Cry is a character action series developed by Capcom, created by the director of Resident Evil 2 and who would later go on to create the Bayonetta series, Hideki Kamiya. The original title,...
Okay, I’m gonna stop talking about the stupid sock puppet, I swear to god… Okay, I lied, but not right now. So Tim Schaffer, a well respected game designer (At the time), who made may games like the Monkey Island franchise, Day of the Tentacle, and Grim Fandango. But it was clear he had the ambition to do more than just that. And more, he did do. An open world game with a-list actors and a huge soundtrack of licensed music. And that game was Brutal Legend.
The game follows Not-Jack Black, Eddie Riggs as he enters a mythical world of heavy metal torn by war, and now joins a resistance...
In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them
Anime
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And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
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Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
