Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of you with the flu who think you got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine zone. Do not touch. So after this went on for god knows how long, I was able to be sent to the hospital… where I threw up in the parking lot. That is easily one of the most simple memories I have. I can perfectly remember vomiting in the parking lot. Why is it that everything else is a little blurry, but this moment, right here, is so memorable to me? I even go the same hospital parking lot, and find the very spot where I threw up… Why, I don’t know. So, after some time in the hospital, you know, being in a bed for weeks and having some needles injected into my body, I was wonder “Wow. This is boring”. Thankfully, I was three, and I didn’t know what the internet was, because, if I was in there today, I think I would be more worried about how everything is going on in the world while I’m sitting here in the hospital. Thankfully, after a month and a half, I was finally able to leave the hospital and head back home, where things ended up turning back to the way they were... In other words, I went back to walking in the snow without the proper equipment. The moral of this story is that don’t be like me and act like a fucking idiot. Put a coat on, goddamn it.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of you with the flu who think you got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine zone. Do not touch. So after this went on for god knows how long, I was able to be sent to the hospital… where I threw up in the parking lot. That is easily one of the most simple memories I have. I can perfectly remember vomiting in the parking lot. Why is it that everything else is a little blurry, but this moment, right here, is so memorable to me? I even go the same hospital parking lot, and find the very spot where I threw up… Why, I don’t know. So, after some time in the hospital, you know, being in a bed for weeks and having some needles injected into my body, I was wonder “Wow. This is boring”. Thankfully, I was three, and I didn’t know what the internet was, because, if I was in there today, I think I would be more worried about how everything is going on in the world while I’m sitting here in the hospital. Thankfully, after a month and a half, I was finally able to leave the hospital and head back home, where things ended up turning back to the way they were... In other words, I went back to walking in the snow without the proper equipment. The moral of this story is that don’t be like me and act like a fucking idiot. Put a coat on, goddamn it.