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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

The circle slides in from the right, followed by Windwaker's name. A bolt of lightning hits the circle
The circle slides in from the right, followed by Windwaker's name. A bolt of lightning hits the circle


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & WindWakerGuy430 Present

Men: *Racing hot rods*

Six Shooters 2

Men: *Racing in other hot rods*

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
Kristen Bell as Amy Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford

Also Starring

Mark Salling as Frank Sullivan
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph May as Tommy Ten
Mark Wahlberg as Wade Harvey
Jess Harnell as Biff Frederickson
Jamie Foxx as Henry Cahill
Cody McMains as Scott Elroy
Charley Atwell as Hilary McKinnon
Bianca Beauchamp as Emily Masterson
Bri Burke as Casey Penn


The song fades away as Alan, and Harry drive down a street in Alan's brand new Corvette in blue.

Cape May, 1965

Alan: 1965 is a pretty shitty year, huh Harry?
Harry: What makes you say that?
Alan: Music, and cars are starting to turn into crap, and don't even get me started with Lyndon Johnson. *Turns right*
Harry: What the hell are you talking about?
Alan: Vietnam. What the hell are we sending our soldiers over there for? What did they ever do to us? I'll tell you something right now, if I ever get drafted into the army, and they send me to fight in Vietnam, I'm gonna shoot myself.
Harry: Whatever you say Alan. And if cars are turning into crap, why did you buy a brand new Corvette?
Alan: Because it doesn't look anything like your Cadillac. *Laughs*
Harry: *Looks out the window* Uh-huh. Sure Alan.

Hilary was walking along the beach, wearing a pink bikini. A 1955 Chevy was on the road next to her, moving slowly.

Man 54: What's with that guy in the black car?
Man 69: *Looks at Hilary* Miss? I think someone's stalking you.
Hilary: Stalking me? *Looks at the driver of the Chevy*

She only saw a brief glimpse of the driver, before he pulled out a gun, and shot her twice. The first bullet hit her head, and the second went into her right breast. The car took off, leaving some smoke as it took off at high speed.

Alan: *In his car with Harry* Nothing's happening. Let's get some hot dogs.
Dispatch: Attention all units, citizens report of a murder on the boardwalk. Victim is across the street from the Montreal Beach Resort. Suspect is driving a black 1955 Chevrolet, last seen northbound on Madison Avenue.
Unit 53: Dispatch, we're on Madison, we'll try to find the suspect's car.
Alan: Let's check the victim.
Harry: Bravo 1 to dispatch, we're going to check out the crime scene.

When they got there, Alan came to a screeching stop, parking his car right in front of the resort.

Alan: *Walks out of the car with Harry* It's vacant now. It should be easy for us to find the body.

Walking onto the boardwalk, they found it.

Harry: It's a female.
Alan: With looks like that, who would want to kill her?
Harry: I'll call it in.
Alan: *Looks at her, then looks at Harry going to his car*

Two minutes later, more police officers arrived with an ambulance.

Alan: *Takes her picture*
Captain Ford: Take the picture back to the station, and have it developed.
Alan: Yes sir.
Scott: *Arrives*
Harry: And here comes the new guy.
Alan: What'd you find Scott?
Scott: Nothing. Nobody here knows her.
Alan: Once we get the picture ready, I'll start asking people about her.
Harry: What am I going to do while you get that photo developed?
Alan: I don't know. Go home, patrol the streets-
Captain Ford: Take your lunch break.
Alan: That too. Let's go Harry.

Harry was driving Alan's Corvette, and dropped him off at the police station.

Alan: So you'll be cleaning the basement?
Harry: Yeah. Amy wanted me to get to that sometime soon, and I thought now would be a good time.
Alan: I'll give you a call when I'm done.
Harry: Okay.
Alan: *Gets out, and watches Harry drive away in his car*

Scott was at Sunset Beach, he wanted to go there for his lunch break, when he saw six hot rods, one of them being the black Chevrolet.

Scott: Hmm.. *Parks his car behind the hot rods*
Frank: Wade, wanna do us a favor?
Wade: Sure. What?
Frank: I want you to- *Spots Scott walking towards the hot rods* Go see what he wants.
Wade: On it. *Walks outside*
Scott: *Looks at the blue '57 Chevy, next to the red '46 Chevy*
Wade: *Gets closer to Scott* Excuse me.
Scott: Yes?
Wade: You're looking at my car. Can I help you?
Scott: *Takes out his badge* I'm with State Police. Did you know a woman was murdered on the boardwalk today?
Wade: I did not. How did it happen?
Scott: Somebody driving a black '55 Bel Air drove up to her, and shot her.
Wade: What a shame. You think I'd know who he is, because of my hot rod?
Scott: Do you know the others that own those cars parked next to yours?
Wade: I wish I could say yes, but alas, I don't.
Scott: Okay. Thanks for your time. *Walks over to the hot dog stand*

Wade walked back to where he was before.

Later, Harry parked Alan's Corvette in his driveway, and got out, walking back into the house. His wife was also there.

Harry: *Walks into the kitchen* Hi honey.
Amy: Hello Harry. *Kisses him* I was making myself a sandwich. You want one?
Harry: Sure. I got a 30 minute break, so I thought I'd come here to clean the basement.
Amy: Excellent.
Harry: *Walks to the basement*
Amy: *Continues making the sandwich*

The blue '57 Chevy Scott was looking at earlier, was being driven in front of Harry's house. The driver got out, and walked to the house.

Harry: *Looks at his TV set on the table, and dusts it* If only we had enough room for this thing to be in the living room. Instead, we got my wife's plants.
Wade: *Walking downstairs*
Harry: *Hears the footsteps* Honey, is that you?
Wade: *Makes it downstairs, pulling out a silenced Walther PPK*
Harry: *Sees Wade* Hey!! *Punches him, and dives on him, trying to pull the gun away from him*
Wade: *Hits him, and stands up*
Harry: *Wrestling with Wade, trying to get the gun out of his grasp*
Wade: *Has the gun go down, and shoots the cable from a power strip*
Harry: What the hell are you doing here?!
Wade: What's it look like shit head?! *Punches Harry*
Harry: *Grabs the gun, making it point up as he falls down*
Wade: *Shoots a water pipe*

Wade was now getting soaked in water.

Harry: *Runs to the cable that was shot. Grabbing the end that's still plugged in, he touches Wade with it, electrocuting him*
Wade: *Falls down, and dies*
Harry: *Drops the wire* Good thing for the rubber surrounding that wire. Otherwise I'd be dead too. *Walks upstairs*

Alan was still getting the photo developed.

Harry: *Quickly walks in, and closes the door*
Alan: *Turns around* Harry?
Harry: Yes, it's me.
Alan: I thought you were cleaning the basement in the house.
Harry: Something came up. A man tried to kill me.
Alan: Okay, what did he look like?
Harry: He's dead.
Alan: That's great, but what did he look like?
Harry: Kind of like you, only he has more facial hair, and he doesn't wear glasses. That, and his hair is shorter.
Alan: Did you contact anyone else about this?
Harry: I was just going into the dispatcher's room to tell her.
Alan: Okay. Make sure you get out as quickly as you come in. Any light from outside this room will ruin the picture.
Harry: Why can't the picture instantly be developed like in those Polaroids? *Quickly walks out of the room*

Back on Beach Avenue, we meet another girl. Emily Masterson, driving her Chrysler 300 down Beach Avenue. The '55 Chevy was following her.

Emily: *Stops at a red light*
???: *Stops next to her in the '55 Chevy* Excuse me.
Emily: *Stares at the man in the '55 Chevy*
???: Would you like to come to my place, and make out?
Emily: No thank you. I have a boyfriend.
???: What does he do for a living?
Emily: None of your business. Go find another girl to suck your dick.
???: *Pulls out a gun, and shoots her five times*

Once she died, the man drove away.

The photo was finished being developed, and Harry was back with Alan in his Corvette.

Alan: Where are we meeting the Captain?
Harry: The miniature golf course. He's playing a round with his grand son.
Dispatch: Citizen's report a murder on Beach Avenue in front of Stockton Mini Golf.
Alan: Oh good, we can meet up with the Captain sooner.
Harry: Not that one. He's playing at the one on Jackson Street.

It didn't take long for Harry, and Alan to reach Emily's corpse, still inside her car as it should be.

Alan: We need to move this out of the way.
Harry: Put off the brakes, and let's get it on the right side.
Scott: *Arrives, parking behind Alan's Corvette. He walks up to them* Can I help you two?
Harry: Yeah, help us control traffic.
Alan: Once we get this car onto the side here, we'll call a tow truck, and the Captain.

Song: link

Frank: *Pulls up in his Bel Air. He's also with Alec, Tommy, and Henry*
Scott: *Sees Frank*
Frank: Hey. What happened here?
Scott: Murder. We're investigating the crime scene.
Frank: Do you know a Wade Harvey?
Scott: I spoke to him earlier at Sunset Beach. What about him?
Frank: He was murdered too. We'd like you to investigate that.
Scott: Okay. You four have a good day.
Frank: You too officer. *Drives away* That cop was looking at our cars earlier.
Alec: You think he found out about it?
Frank: No. Otherwise, he'd be coming for the big man.

Back at Alan, Harry, and Scott.

Alan: Okay, we finished moving the car out of the way. What were you talking about with that guy?
Scott: A man named Wade Harvey was killed.
Harry: Scott, I killed him. He was trying to kill me. Didn't explain why though.
Alan: Okay Scott, where did you see those cars?
Scott: Sunset Beach.
Alan: Do you think they'll be there again?
Scott: Possibly.
Alan: Let's investigate that tomorrow, after we finish up with this investigation.

Today was another typical sunny day in Cape May. Camryn was in her swim suit walking to the beach.

Man 83: *Driving a green Mustang*
Camryn: *Sees a bird land on top of a yellow Cadillac. She stops, and smiles at the bird*
Man 83: *Stops behind the Cadillac*
Man 81: Wait here. This won't take long. *Gets out of the car*
Camryn: *Turns around, and sees the man* Hi.
Man 81: *Pulls out a .38, and fires one bullet at Camryn*
Camryn: *Looks at the bullet in her chest, and slowly backs away*
Man 81: *Shoots her five more times*
Camryn: *Dead*
Man 81: *Gets back in the Mustang*
Man 83: *Drives away*
Alan: *Wakes up in his bed, next to Camryn*

He realized it was just a nightmare, and went to sleep.

Next morning, Harry arrived at the hotel Alan was in.

Alan: *On his patio* Hello Harry.
Harry: Why am I not surprised that you're still living in this hotel?
Alan: Because of Camryn. What's up?
Harry: Time for you to meet my cousin.
Alan: What about our investigation with Scott?
Harry: I told him we'd meet up with him at The Lobster House. My cousin's coming here by boat.

Song (Start at 12:03): link

The Lobster House. A fine place for people to eat seafood while watching boats pass by, or dock near them while they're eating.

Alan: *Sitting at a table with Scott, and Harry*
Casey: *Driving her boat towards a dock*
Harry: Well you two, what do you think?
Scott: Is she single?
Harry: Nope.
Scott: Damn.
Alan: Doesn't bother me. I already got a girl. Hotter than your cousin Harry. No offense.
Harry: Uh, yeah...none taken.

The song fades away as Casey walks up towards them.

Harry: Casey! *Hugs her*
Casey: Hi Harry. *Grabs Harry's butt*
Alan: *Stunned* Some cousin.
Scott: You've never seen family members hug before?
Alan: Not like that.
Casey: *Walks over to Alan* I got something better for you. *Puts her hand between Alan's legs*
Alan: *Sweating, and blushing. Clearly not comfortable with what's going on*
Casey: Nice. I want it inside my pussy tonight.
Alan: Do that with Scott.
Scott: What?
Casey: Why?
Alan: I already have a girlfriend thank you very much, and Harry says you also have someone dating you.
Casey: Harry's lying. I want you to make out with me.
Harry: What? You broke up with him again?
Casey: He was killed in a car accident, thank you very much.
Harry: Alan's already dating someone Casey. You can't just walk around, asking men to have sex.
Casey: Why not? Scott already has a hard on.
Harry: You do?
Scott: *Gives Harry a confused look* Yeah. Wouldn't you do the same if you were in my shoes?
Harry: Listen Casey, we actually have some work to do. Let me take you to my house, get you settled in, and we'll be back later.
Casey: Nah, you three go ahead. I'll take a cab to your house.
Harry: You remember where it is?
Casey: Of course. Why would I forget where my cousin lives?
Harry: Okay. See you later then.

Alan, and Harry were followed by Scott in his Impala as they drove Alan's Corvette to Sunset Beach.

Alan: There are the hot rods he was talking about. One of them is the black Chevy.

They parked their cars behind the hot rods.

Alan: Scott, stay in your car. Me, and Harry will look around.
Scott: Sure.
Alan: *Gets out with Harry*
Harry: *Looks to the right*
Alan: You check over there, I'll go inside the store to the left.
Harry: *Walks to the right*
Alan: *Goes to the store*
Harry: *Looks at the people at the hot dog stand* Excuse me, do any of you own that black '55 Chevy?
Man 13: No, but I own a black '56.
Others: *Laugh*
Harry: Thanks for your cooperation. *Walks to a guy selling surfboards*

Inside the shop.

Alan: *Looks around, and sees Frank, walking towards him* Hi.
Frank: Hello.
Alan: Weren't you that guy talking to my friend Scott yesterday?
Frank: Yes I was. Did you find those guys that murdered the girl?
Alan: No, but we're working on it.
Frank: What about the man who killed Wade Harvey?
Alan: It turns out he was trying to kill a police officer. Do you know anybody that drives a black '55 Chevy?
Frank: He's out back. I'll take you to him.
Alan: Thank you. *Follows Frank*

They went outside. Tommy, Alec, and Henry were sitting with a man called Biff Frederickson.

Biff: Frank, what is it?
Frank: This man is looking for you.
Alan: Do you drive a black '55 Bel Air?
Biff: Yes I do.
Alan: We've been looking for a man who was driving that car, he killed two women.
Biff: Is that so?
Alan: Yes, it is so.
Biff: You think it was me?
Alan: Was it you?
Biff: No.
Alan: Where were you yesterday morning at 10:49?
Biff: Here with these guys. My car was stolen, we were trying to find it.
Alan: Did you see who stole your car?
Biff: Nope. If I did, I'd be coming to you.
Alan: Fair enough. Thank you for your time. *Walks away*

Scott was still waiting in his car, and Harry was standing next to Alan's Corvette.

Alan: Hey. *Gets into his car*
Harry: *Sits down next to him* Find anything?
Alan: Biff Frederickson. He might be the guy we're looking for.

But back where Biff, and his friends were.

Henry: Today was a bad day to wear your favorite jacket man, he saw your name.
Biff: It won't be any use to him. Once we're finished.
Tommy: Who's our next target?
Biff: Frank?
Frank: The man that killed Wade Harvey has a wife. Let's take her to the others.
Alec: What about that guy we saw yesterday, with the black Impala?
Frank: I'll take care of him personally. You just deal with that girl.
Alec: Yes sir.

Amy borrowed Harry's Cadillac to go to the store for groceries. When she parked the car in the driveway, a Checker taxi arrived.

Casey: I think that blowjob I gave you should cover this trip.
Taxi Driver: And four more. Thanks.
Casey: Thank you too. *Steps out of the cab, and sees Amy* Hi. You must be Harry's wife.
Amy: And you must be Harry's cousin. He said you'd be coming to visit for a few days.
Casey: Of course. My cousin is important to me.
Amy: Would you like help getting settled in?
Casey: No thank you. *Carries two bags into the house*
Amy: *Carries a bag of groceries*

Meanwhile at the police station.

Harry: *Walks into Captain Ford's office with Alan, and Scott* Captain?
Captain Ford: What can I do for you three?
Alan: There's someone we think that's responsible for the two murders yesterday.
Scott: Biff Frederickson.
Harry: We got a file on him?
Captain Ford: *Opens a drawer, and looks through a bunch of folders, from A to Z. He opens the F file, and finds Biff Frederickson's file* Yes. *Puts his file on the desk* He's 53, killed 72 people, stole 5 cars, and hasn't even been to jail once. We tried getting a stakeout team to nail him four years ago, but it was unsuccessful. Since then, we hadn't heard anything from Biff. You think it's him that killed those two ladies yesterday?
Alan: He did say he has a black '55 Chevy.
Scott: We saw it at Sunset Beach.
Captain Ford: Okay.
Alan: And he's not alone. I went into a store, and he was there with four others.
Captain Ford: What store?
Alan: The sunset beach giftshop.
Captain Ford: Okay. We'll get a search warrant tomorrow, and arrest him, and his gang. It's possible that Biff, or one of his goons owns the shop. You guys are done for the day. Come in tomorrow at 8.
Alan: Yes sir. *Leaves with Scott, and Harry*

Frank, and Biff showed up in their cars, followed by Alec in his car.

Biff: *Gets out of his car* Tommy, stay with Frank in his car. The three of us will get them.
Alec: *Gets out of his car with Henry*
Biff: *Knocks the door down*
Amy: *Comes out of the kitchen, and sees Biff* AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Casey: *Coming from upstairs* Amy?
Biff: *Holding Amy, pointing a gun at her head* You're coming with me!
Casey: Hey!! Leave her alone!!!
Alec & Henry: *Pointing their guns at Casey*
Henry: Stay there.
Alec: You're coming to Wildwood with us.
Casey: Wildwood?
Alec: You're gonna be a sex slave there.
Casey: Why didn't you say so? Let's go.
Henry: You actually wanna go?
Casey: Yeah. *Walks towards them* I'd feel great if you two fucked me first.
Alec: Alright, get in the car.
Biff: *Leads Amy to a black '55 Chevy*
Amy: *Sees the car* You're the one that killed those women yesterday!
Biff: Smart lady. Get inside. *Pushes Amy into the car*

Soon, the five men left in their cars. They went to Wildwood, north of Cape May.

A few minutes later, Alan arrived with Scott, and Harry at his house.

Harry: *Walks into his house with Scott, and Alan behind him* Oh yeah, like I'm gonna let you win next time.
Alan: Amy, Casey, we're here.
Scott: Strange, with the noise we're making they should have said something by now.
Harry: Amy?! Casey?!
Alan: I don't like this.
Harry: I don't either. Scott, what do you think?
Scott: If it was him, we need to tell Captain Ford now.
Alan: He's asleep. We can't call him until tomorrow.
Harry: He doesn't wake up for anything, until it's 7 in the morning.
Alan: We have to wait until tomorrow morning, when we get to the station.

Next day, they talked to Captain Ford.

Harry: You better have that search warrant ready, because my wife, and cousin were kidnapped yesterday.
Captain Ford: The warrant, and everyone is ready.
Alan: Good. Let's get those bastards.

Alan, and Harry were together in the Corvette, followed by Scott in his Impala with another officer, and two police cars, each carrying three more officers.

Alan: We have a plan to attack these guys?
Harry: Who needs a plan? Just find them, arrest them, and that's it.
Alan: What if they start shooting at us?
Harry: Then we throw the warrant away, and kill them.
Alan: And you think I have a problem killing people.

They were getting close, but they were spotted.

Frank: *Looking through the 2nd story window*
Biff: *Walks over to Frank* What is it?
Frank: *Points out the window*
Biff: Shit! Get rid of them!
Frank: *Runs downstairs*
Alan: *Parks his car in front of the store*
Others: *Park behind Alan's Corvette*

The ten officers walked together to the front door.

Harry: *Sweating*
Alan: What are you nervous about?
Harry: I just hope they don't try to shoot at us.
Alan: You're the one that said we should kill them.
Harry: I did? When?
Alan: *Rolls his eyes, and knocks on the door*

There was a pause, until Alan heard a click.

Alan: Get back!! *Runs to the right*

A shotgun blast took the door down.

Alan: Scott, take three officers with you to the back!
Scott: Let's go. *Runs to the back with three officers*
Henry: Alec, Tommy, cover the back!
Alec & Tommy: *Carrying Grease Guns as they go to the back*
Scott: On three!
Alec & Tommy: *Kick open the door, and shoot Scott, and the officers*
Alec: Three.
Alan: Okay, should be safe now. Harry, open the door.
Harry: *Slowly goes to the door, and opens it*
Henry: *Shoots Harry*
Alec & Tommy: *Shooting the officers behind Alan*
Alan: Oh shit!
Alec: *Shoots Alan's gun out of his hands*
Tommy: Come with us asshole. *Moves Alan to Alec's car*
Harry: *Watches Alec, and Tommy take Alan away*
Alec: *Looks back at Harry* What about that other guy over there?
Tommy: Let him bleed to death.
Alan: *Gets in Alec's car*

Tommy sat next to Alec, as he drove away from Sunset Beach.

Camryn was walking to the beach, wearing a yellow bikini.

Alec: *On Beach Avenue, turns left onto Pittsburgh Avenue*
Tommy: You've been dating a lady that owns an inn on this street. Where is she?
Alan: You said her inn was on this street, so you're heading in the right direction.
Alec: She's not anywhere else in this town, she's on this street?
Alan: How the hell am I supposed to know?!
Camryn: *Sees Alan in Alec's car* Alan?
Tommy: *Sees Camryn looking at them* How about that girl in the bikini?
Alec: *Turns around, and drives towards her*
Camryn: *Sees them driving towards her*
Alan: *Lowers his head, closing his eyes*
Alec: *Stops next to Camryn*
Camryn: Hi, are you friend's of Alan?
Tommy: Get in!! *Pulls Camryn into the car, and makes her sit next to Alan*
Alec: *Drives away*
Camryn: Okay, you're not friends of Alan.
Alan: What are you going to do to us?
Alec: First, we're gonna take you to South Cape May Meadows to have you killed. Then, your girlfriend is heading over to Wildwood to join the rest of the girls our boss kidnapped, to become one of our sex slaves.
Camryn: A sex slave? The only man that gets to have sex with me is this guy. *Hugs Alan* I hope you have a plan to get us out of here.

Harry was in a hospital. Captain Ford came to see him.

Harry: *Wakes up, and sees Captain Ford*
Captain Ford: Are you okay?
Harry: Yeah, but what about the others?
Captain Ford: Scott, and the others are dead. We don't know about Alan though.
Harry: He's probably still alive. We have to find him.

Song (Start at 16:34): link

It's now night time.

Biff: *Standing next to his car, waiting with Henry, and Frank, standing next to their cars*
Alec: *Arrives, stopping next to Henry's car*
Tommy: Okay, out!
Alan: *Walks out of the car with Camryn*

Stop the song

Alec: Henry, you still have this red '46?
Henry: You bet. Wanted one ever since they first came out. I ain't giving it up for nothing.
Biff: Good. Then you can use it to transport this whore to Wildwood.
Alan: *Looking at Tommy, pushing Camryn towards Henry*
Henry: *Pointing a gun at Camryn* Don't move, and you'll live long enough to get laid by dozens of men. *Gets her into his car, and drives away*
Biff: As for you Mr. Martinez, we got something for you. Alec, Franklin, the ropes.
Alec & Franklin: *Go to their cars to get ropes*
Tommy: When was the last time you did some stretches Alan?
Alan: If you kill me, the state police will be all over the place. You can't get rid of us that easily.
Biff: Tell that to your friend Scott.
Franklin & Alec: *Have the ropes tied on the front of their cars*
Biff: Good. Now tie the other end of your ropes onto his legs.

Song (Start at 2:52): link

Alan: If you can catch them. *Grabs Biff's gun, and shoots him*
Franklin & Alec: *Grab their guns*
Alan: *Shoots them out of their hands*
Tommy: *Grabs his gun*
Alan: *Shoots it out of his hands, and grabs the keys to Biff's car*
Alec: Tommy, come with me! *Goes to his car with Tommy*
Alan: *Starts Biff's car, and drives away, turning right*
Alec: *Chases Alan*
Franklin: *In his car, also chases Alan*
Alan: Wildwood, here I come. *Watching Alec, and Franklin chase him* Biff, you better have a good set of wheels here.

Stop the song. Alec, and Frank's chase against Alan begins on Sunset Boulevard. Going back into Cape May, they pass Pacific Avenue.

Alan: *Passes another intersection*
Cadillac Man 99: *Stops, honking his horn*
Tommy: We got anymore guns that weren't shot?
Alec: Under the back seat.
Tommy: *Finds two pistols, giving one to Alec, he opens his window*
Alan: *Drifting to the right*
Frank: *Getting close to Alan*
Alan: *Looking to his left, trying to find a non crowded street to drift on* Found it. *Drifts left*
Frank: *Turns left*
Alec: *Gets blocked off by a Mercury, and goes forward*
Alan: *Passes two more intersections*
Frank: *Looks behind him, still following Alan* Where the hell are the other two?
Alec: *Driving on Beach Avenue*
Tommy: Face it, we lost them.
Alec: Did we? *Turns left on Pittsburgh Avenue* Wait a few seconds.

They both saw the chase, and Alec accelerated quickly.

Frank: *Looks back at Alec* Where did he go off to?
Alan: *Passes the entrance to a Coast Guard base*
Frank & Alec: *See the base as they continue to follow Alan*
Alec: Good thing we're not using boats, otherwise they would be chasing us.
Alan: *Honks twice as he passes a station wagon, then turns right, heading for the Garden State Parkway*

The three cars left Cape May as they went over a bridge crossing Cape Island Creek. They immediately crossed another bridge going over a body of water just before entering the Garden State Parkway.

Alan: *Passing a Station Wagon*
Tommy: If only we were closer.
Alec: Don't be a wise ass, I'm getting as close to the bastard as I can.
Frank: *Moving to the right side of Alan, getting closer to him*
Alan: *Looks at Frank*
Frank: *Hits Alan*
Alan: Feeling's mutual. *Hits him back*

Both cars kept hitting each other, and Alec was getting closer to them.

Alec: Now.
Alan: *Looks back, and brakes*
Tommy: *The force of the impact makes him drop his gun out the window*
Alec: You gotta be fucking kidding me. *Gives Tommy his gun* If you lose this, I'll be the angriest man in the world.
Tommy: Relax I won't.
Alan: *Gets on the exit for Wildwood*
Frank: *Behind him*
Alec: *Behind Frank*
Alan: *Turns right*
Frank: *As he gets on the road for Wildwood, he smashes a Chrysler, making it go off the road*
Alec: *Watching Frank chase Alan, and stays behind him*
Alan: *Holding Biff's gun with his left hand* It's time to put this to good use. *Holds it out the window, pointing it at Frank. He shoots his head*
Frank: *His corpse makes the car go left, crossing a row of grass, and going onto the other side of the road*
Alec: *Watches Frank car get hit by a Plymouth*
Tommy: He's got two bullets left. *Sticks his gun out the window*
Alan: *Shoots Tommy's gun out of his hand*
Alec: And we have none.
Alan: I need you bastards alive. *Stops the car*
Alec: *Brakes, hitting Alan's car, and goes airborne. He slides his car to the left immediately after getting back on the ground*
Alan: *Gets out of the car, and walks towards Alec*
Tommy: Idiot. He's out of the car.
Alec: That gives us the advantage.
Alan: *Points it gun at Alec* Don't do it!
Alec: *Looking at Alan* You have one bullet left!
Alan: One's all I need to blow your brains out. By the time Tommy pushes you out of that car to get in your seat, I'll be gone. You can't win.
Alec: Fine. What do you want?
Alan: Take me to Camryn, and the other women you have here. They're going back to Cape May.

With Alan sitting in the back of his car, Alec drove to a white building on the boardwalk.

Alec: Here you are.
Alan: Thanks. What would you do if I decided to let you go?
Tommy: You're letting us go?
Alan: Yeah. Your organization is finished, there's nothing left for you two. Restart your lives, do some good for once. *Walks out of the car* I'm giving you a chance, but if you double cross me, I'll have more bullets to fire at you. *Goes inside the building*
Alec: *Drives away*

Inside the building, Alan looked around. He saw three shotguns mounted on the wall next to each other.

Alan: *Takes a shotgun, and sixteen shells* They must do a lot of killing here. *Sees a flight of stairs, and walks towards it*

In a room upstairs.

Amy: I won't do it.
Man 627: You will!
Amy: I won't! I won't give anymore blowjobs!
Casey: Why not? These cocks are delicious. *Sucking a man's cock, and swallows cum, enjoying it's taste*
Amy: You're a disgrace to women everywhere.
Man 853: *Walks into the room from a balcony* Look who I found trying to escape. *Pushes Camryn into the room*
Man 627: *Picks up Camryn* You. The sexiest girl we got here, and you're causing more trouble than anyone else.
Amy: Leave her alone.
Man 627: Don't you have a dick to suck?
Amy: I said I won't do it! *Runs towards them*
Man 853: *Shoots Amy*
Man 627: Christ! You killed her!
Alan: *Shoots Man 853* And I'll kill you if you don't let her go!
Camryn: Alan!
Man 627: *Pushes Camryn down*
Alan: *Shoots him*
Man 627: *Looks at his stomach, and laughs* Good shot. *Falls down, and dies*
Alan: *Drops the shotgun, and hugs Camryn* Are you okay?
Camryn: Yeah, but Harry's wife is dead.
Alan: She was a piece of shit anyway. How about Harry's cousin?
Casey: I'm angry at you.
Alan: What?
Camryn: Believe it or not, she actually had fun here.
Alan: Let's get you two back to Cape May.

Song: link

They walked out of the building, and a taxi stopped to pick them up. Once all three of them are inside, the taxi takes them back to Cape May.

SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
Kristen Bell as Amy Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Mark Salling as Frank Sullivan
Scott Caan as Alec Baker
Joseph May as Tommy Ten
Mark Wahlberg as Wade Harvey
Jess Harnell as Biff Frederickson
Jamie Foxx as Henry Cahill
Cody McMains as Scott Elroy
Charley Atwell as Hilary McKinnon
Bianca Beauchamp as Emily Masterson
Bri Burke as Casey Penn

Songs used

Bony Maronie: Larry Williams
Dream Girl: Robert & Johnny
Louisiana Ferry: Roy Budd
The Hostage Escapes: Roy Budd
The Car Chase: Roy Budd

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 production from October 21, 2016

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

The circle slides in from the right, followed by Windwaker's name. A bolt of lightning hits the circle
The circle slides in from the right, followed by Windwaker's name. A bolt of lightning hits the circle
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So back when I was a young kid, before I was big into fighting games, me and my brothers only had two options of games to play. We had either Street Fighter II, and Mortal Kombat: Deception. And looking back… yeah, Street Fighter II held up way better. But we still loved Mortal Kombat. We loved the characters (That weren’t new to Deception anyway, except Kenshi), we loved the brutal finishers, and we loved the world of Mortal Kombat so much. I just wish it was more refined. And then Netherrealm Studios happened.
Mortal Kombat 9 (I know it’s just called Mortal Kombat, but screw that...
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Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween. And tonight, we have a very special movie. Or a really bad one. I usually write these intros before I start the film, but that’s not the point. I know that The Fly wasn’t even up for a while, but I just couldn’t wait to talk about this film. So consider this a double feature, to celebrate the Halloween season. A friend of mine told me about this movie, and that the best way to describe it was “The Goonies for horror fans”. And I love The Goonies, so, for the final movie of Cultober, let’s take a look at 1987’s Monster Squad.



Not even...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: Taco Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, Taco Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, hey Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...
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Nate: (Drives car down street in city)
Emma: So, do you know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. You know, with food and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting you choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the hood of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down street with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would you like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...
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As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as more and more of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the more recent sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....
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The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle next to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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Japan makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. You play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as you look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if you look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a manga with a title so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if you don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...
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Source: Detroit
I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent Hill 2 and why it’s my favorite horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, or even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.



Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...
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Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, BITCH
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will you stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to the first article of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where you play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and you have a choice to be good or evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this article contains spoilers)

Boss: Wasp Queen
The Wasp Queen is the...
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#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. You invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. You 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how you found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a year or two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought you were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...
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Song: link

As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...
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Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and animation allows people to do things that you couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to love animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still love the animation of cartoons and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with you all animation styles by creators that I love the most. Some you may like, and some I may get you to like. So, let’s start with the...
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Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed by the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a year after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss or even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
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Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are fans of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack by dragons. So, with the use of...
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Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, you always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, you don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Anime girls depending on clothing or breast size:

Small breasts, more layers of clothes - Rotten personality. Tsundere. That one bitch nobody likes or for some reason find really cute.

The only Tsundere I like
The only Tsundere I like


Small breasts, cute, fashionable clothes - So sweet and innocent that they could rot your teeth just by them smiling they're so sweet. Maybe even annoying.

I honestly actually kinda like Misa
I honestly actually kinda like Misa


Large breasts, more layers of clothes, or fashionable clothes- Airhead, cute, shy, clumsy. Generally most of the time ends up being the "main girl" of the series.

I remember this chick from when I was little and I could only watch Toonami for anime
I remember this chick...
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