Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts. How do you feel about being a part of Clearwater University
Wind: Like nothing’s change….. At all.
College Administrator: Good to know. We’ll have you being an upstanding citizen of the country in no time at all.
Wind: Oh joy, I can’t wait


Wind: (Walks into his dorm, looking around the room) Well isn’t this just lovely (Sits on the bed, only for it to break through) Damn, it really is like home. If there’s any rusted needles, I should start thinking about getting tetanus shots.
Cody: (Bursts through the door) Hey, what’s up.
Wind: …… Cody….. What are you doing here
Cody: Come on, can’t I say hello to my roommate.
Wind: … Tell me you didn’t say what I think you just said
Cody: What, roommate?
Wind: Yes, that word. That’s the word I was dreading
James: (Pokes his head through the door) What do we have here?
Wind: James, you two?
James: Yeah, looks like we’ll all be living in this dorm together
Wind: How did you two get into college?
James and Cody: Rich parents
Wind: Well that explains everything. Anymore people I should know about that are here?


(Wind, Cody, and James head to the local Mars Bucks)
Amanda: Wind, how are you
Miku: Konichiwa, Wind-kun
Hannah: I was hoping you’d be here
Wind: Why are all of you in the same college?
Hannah: Well, this was the only one that would allow any students from Eastwood. Eastwood isn’t exactly the best town
Wind: Oh, so if that’s the case, than Clearwater probably isn’t any better
(Everyone shakes their heads)
Wind: Great. Just perfect. And why are we at a Mars Bucks. I hate Mars Bucks
Amanda: It’s good
Wind: No, a nice coffee with a little bit of sugar, just a little bit, is good. Highly decorated diabetes in a cup is just stupid. I was hoping for a real coffee shop.
Hannah: This isn’t Eastwood. All we have here is Mars Bucks
Wind: Well isn’t that just a lovely thing to hear. Guess I’ll have to actually make coffee…. AND buy a coffee machine. So, since I have two roommates, do you two have any money
(Cody and James shake their heads)
Hannah: Well, you two go ahead and talk this out. We’ll be leaving
(Hannah, Miku, and Amanda leave)
Wind: Neither of you two have money?
James: We thought it would have been stupid
Wind: Yeah, an income that keeps you from going homeless sure is stupid. Well, we gotta find a way to get jobs some how.
Cody: He’s right, James. We need to do what we can to find work (Gets up) Let’s get going (Runs out the door)
James: (Follows after Cody)
Wind: Well, now that that’s out of the way. I should leave before I torch this place (Gets up)
Clerk: Hey, are you gonna pay for your friends coffee?
Wind: Fucking no
Clerk: Well, why did they leave you to do so.
Wind: ……… OH GODDAMN IT!


(Cody and James sit in the office room with a store manager)
Manager: So, what are your talents
Cody: …… I can touch my eyelid with my tongue (Sticks his tongue out and tries to do so) Give me a minute
Manager: Uh-huh (Looks at James) And what about you?
James: I know how to please a woman without ever having pleased a woman
Manager: ….. You know that this is an interview to work at a restaurant, and not a porno right
James: …. Can we make it a porno
Manager: Get the fuck out of my office.


Wind: (Sits at the house, trying to hit a rat with a baseball bat)
James: (Runs in) Wind
Wind: Shit! (Swings the bat and hits James)
James: Ow, goddamn it
Wind: Oh, sorry James. I thought you were a burglar
Cody: (Walks in) What’s going on-
Wind: (Swings the bat and hits Cody) Oh, and plus that’s for leaving me to pay for your shitting decorated drinks.
Cody: Okay…. Guess we deserved that
Wind: Yeah you did
James: Anyway, you’re not gonna believe this
Wind: What? Cody grew a brain
Cody: No, it’s even better. We got jobs
Wind: Well, I guess that helps in some way. Where are you working at
Cody: Mal-Mart
Wind: …. Of all the places…. In all of Clearwater… You chose to work at a Mal-Mart… A place that doesn’t give a fuck about their employees
James: Isn’t it great
Wind: A great big mistake, that’s for sure
Cody: Come on, Wind. It’s not like we won’t get paid
Wind: Yeah. Just paid below minimum wage.


Hannah: (In a dorm with Amanda and Miku) Well, this place looks lovely
Amanda: Yeah. And it’s pretty spacious too
Hannah: I’m gonna talk with some of the neighbors (Heads to the dorms next to them and knocks on it)
(A girl with short hair opens it)
???: Hey, you new here?
Hannah: Yeah. I’m Hannah. Nice to meet you. Just wanted to see some of the neighbors we’d be having
???: Awesome. I’m Rebecca.
(A girl in black with long black hair appears behind Hannah)
???: Hello
Hannah: (Jumps back)
Rebecca: And that’s Miranda
???: I told you my name is Margaret. Miranda is my living name
Hannah: So, what do you two do?
Rebecca: Well, I like to just enjoy life, and love it as much as possible. Just let everyone do what they want
Margaret: And I hate everything and everyone. Living or dead. I don’t get joy out of anything
Hannah: …. Okay then. Well, it was nice to meet you two
Rebecca: You two, Hannah
Margaret: I can’t say the same


Wind: (Rests at a tree, sighing)
???: Hey, mind if I sit here
Wind: If I say no-
???: Great (Sits next to him)
Wind: (Sighs)
???: Rough first day, huh
Wind: Yeah… How did you know I was knew
???: I can tell a new face when I see one. I’m Marcus
Wind: I’m Wind
Marcus: Well Wind, I think you’re really gonna like it here
Wind: No I won’t
Marcus: Oh, it’s not all bad. Just the bad drivers, the angry protestors, lots of advertisements around, extreme political opinions, racism, sexism.
Wind: Boy, it’s just like Eastwood
Marcus: But the worst of them all is homophobia. I gotta tell you, it’s the worst. I can’t go five feet without someone telling me to go choke on a dick and die just because of my sexuality
Wind: …. So you’re gay?
Marcus: Wasn’t it obvious
Wind: No. You look normal to me. And not even normal by my standards, like a total dipshit that I see everyday. Like… Real normal
Marcus: Well thanks. It’s hard to be called normal for my sexuality
Wind: Yeah, trust me, being normal is like a shit cult. Sorry, I don’t do normal. I do what pleases me
Marcus: I like your style
Wind: Thanks
Marcus: So, liking Clearwater so far
Wind: It reminds me of Eastwood
Marcus: So is that a yes
Wind: If you went to Eastwood, you’d understand my thoughts on this place.
Marcus: Not a very positive person, are you
Wind: Nope.