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I already reviewed Christmas Cruelty, a Norwegian horror Christmas movie. Now, Iā€™m going to review a Dutch Christmas horror movie from the Netherlands. Iā€™ve never seen or heard of any Netherland movies, but I am going to assume that they can get some good movies. And this movie must be one of themā€¦ Right? Well, this movie was to mark the return of horror movie director, Dick Maas. So, this guy must have had some sort of experience in making horror movies. Well, letā€™s look into his return to the horror industry, and take a look at the movie Sint, or Saint in Europe, or Saint Nick in the U.Sā€¦ They couldnā€™t just pick one?



So the movie takes the story of Sinterklaas, or Santa Claus, and distorts it into a dark fantasy world. Instead of Sinterklaas being a good natured soul who delivers gifts to people on Christmas, he is the murderous ghost of Niklas who, with his evil ghost gang, goes around murdering hundreds (Literally hundreds) of people when his holiday is celebrated on a full moonā€¦ Wellā€¦ Itā€™s an original take on the story. So, the story centers around a police officer named Goert whose family was killed by Sinterklaas on one fateful Christmas night. Now, not celebrating the Sinterklaas tradition, he is trying to stop people from celebrating it before Sinterklaas strikes again, but of course, no one believes Goert when he says that the evil ghost of Niklas and his evil horse gang are going to murder people on the streets, and must now do what he can to prevent Sinterklaas from attacking. Now, for some reason, that plot doesnā€™t happen much in this movie. Itā€™s mostly thrown to the side. Most of the movie is mostly about Sinterklaas and how he goes around doing his killings around the holiday season. Kinda ironic, considering that the poor bastard is barely in the movie at all.



What I find to be the most disappointing part of this entire movie is Sinterklaas himself. Not that heā€™s a bad monster. In fact, heā€™s a great monster. Showing him in a modern time, in that old centuries old uniform on a white horse, just standing in the snowfall at night, without revealing his face is just really creepy. He really shows himself as being a very creepy character. Heā€™s even able to travel across roof tops and through walls, really showing how he really is a ghost. This is the best depiction of a ghost Iā€™ve seen in awhile. And when his face is revealed, itā€™s pretty damn good. The makeup on him looks very professional and well done. Sure, I like subtlety and this does kinda ruin it by revealing his face, but I canā€™t deny that the makeup looks really damn good on him. Unfortunately, itā€™s easy to appreciate something that you rarely see. And that is exactly what Sinterklaas is. We rarely see this guy in the movie at all. We see the fear he brings in people and we see just how scared people are of him, but not much of him, really. But, this does kinda make him more scary, as seeing what effects he causes on people can be just as good as seeing the monster himself. I guess I both love and hate that I donā€™t get to see Sinterklaas much. I love seeing the fear people are in in this movie, but I hate that we donā€™t get more Sinterklaas.



Well, letā€™s talk about something else here. I love the acting in this movie. It never feels like the actors are trying too hard, but it never feels like they donā€™t care either. They always feel genuine. Especially the cop Goert. Sure, his backstories cliched, ā€œthe villain killed my family and I want revengeā€ and all that, but at least he has some talent in acting. The violence in this movie is also really top notch. The gore looks just like what youā€™d expect from a movie about a murderous gang of ghosts lead by the Dutch version of Santaā€¦. What? But, unfortunately, the movie feels very limited. It feels like the director was limited on what he wanted to do, and the story feels very unfinished in most places. You can just tell that this movie had hundreds of restrictions put on it. Thatā€™s probably because parents hated this movie because of its depiction of Sinterklaas. Yep, itā€™s Silent Night, Deadly Night all over again, with director Dick Maas argument being that if parents could convince their kids that Sinterklaas exists, they can convince them that the man in the movie wasnā€™t Sinterklaas. Well damn, Dick Maas didnā€™t fuck around. Sadly, the movie studio didnā€™t seem to agree, and just seemed to limit his creative work. And I thought American movies were restricted.



Sint is a movie that I had a lot of fun watching. Is it the best movie out there, no, but I had a lot of fun with it. I love the stupid action scenes, and the effects on the monsters and with the violence. It really makes me want to look into Dick Maas other movies like De Lift or Amsterdamned. He definitely seems to have peaked my interest. Iā€™d say, if you like horror movies that donā€™t take themselves seriously, than this is the movie for you. I recommend watching it. Barely anyone watches it, since it is a very obscure movie, and the only people who seem to have watched are from the country of Netherlands. Maybe one day, we can get this movie to be recognized by an English audienceā€¦ Or not, I donā€™t know. Take care.
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Finally! After ten years, I was finally able to beat this game. It took ten years to get through the entire game, but I did it. So yeah, my personal problems aside, Final Fantasy VII is still a good game.
Final Fantasy VII follows Cloud Strife pre-Advent Children emo phase as he joins the rebellious group known as AVALANCHE to stop Shinra from draining the earth of Mako energy that keeps it alive. But this soon turns into something more as they get involved with mamaā€™s boy Sephiroth who wants to gain the earthā€™s energy to gain the power of a god and destroy the earth forā€¦ raisins....
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You all thought Sonic 06 was the worst Sonic related thing. People, that is pretty much Ocarina of Time compared to this butchering of video game characters. It's known as What's the Story Morning Glory.
First off, the dumbest name for a fanfic ever. Secondly, this is another sex fanfic. Not just sex, but rape. Fan-fucking-tastic
This... Thing starts with Tails saying how the whole town thinks he's gay. It causes people to mock him, causes him to lose his job, and causes his friends to hate him. What is all of Mobius homophobic or some shit. Anyway, Tails finds out that the one who started the...
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Sean: *Lined up with Johnny Lightning's Plymouth* We'll finally see who's the fastest.
Johnny: As long as nobody interrupts us like last week.
Mabel: *Arrives* Johnny, Commander Kane needs to speak with you.
Sean: We're about to race!
Mabel: I'm sorry, but this is important.
Johnny: Oh come on!!
Mabel: Also, I'm hosting. This is tonight's lineup.

8 PM - Now

Trainz - Bak2Bak

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime - Bak2Bak

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns,...
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful day in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have you done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains,...
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Remember when I talked about Dead Rising 2 and said that I liked it just a little less than Dead Rising 1? Well now it is time for me to finally talk about why I like Dead Rising 1 more. And I am aware of the technical flaws of Dead Rising compared to the sequel, but everything else, the feel, the stuff around it, it just captivates me more.
You play as Frank West, a cocky news reporter who has covered wars, ya know. He travels to Willamette, Colorado during a mysterious outbreak. There, Frank comes across agents from the Department of Homeland Security, Brad and Jessie, who are searching...
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Wind: (Sitting at a park bench)
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do you want, James?
James: I just came for a walk, and you were here
Wind: Bullshit. You were looking for me
James: Okay, I was. Did you see that protest in town
Wind: Protest?
James: Yeah, this one with this one crazy woman
Wind: Crazy? Oh boy, what is it this time?

Alana: It is time we stop letting men step all over us
Wind: Who the fuck is that
James: I think she said her name was Alana Sedgwickson. Sheā€™s pretty messed up
Wind: How so?
Alana: We need to stop shaming anyone and everyone who is against homosexuality, blacks, women, and anyone...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy day in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't you work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help...
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You know, I already made a list of those horrible people who will gladly take the lives of othersā€¦ So I thought why not talk about more of them. I donā€™t know why, but it seems that video games and murderers seem to go together in a very insane puzzle. So today, we will talk about ten more video game murderers. First, the rules. Only from games that I have played and only one game per franchise. Also, I am not going to include the same killers from the last list, in order to avoid being redundant. And lastly, neither Trevor from GTA V or Vaas from Far Cry 3 will be on this list. Vaas has...
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Kevin: *Leading a dancing line with Liam, Mr. Nut, Wayne, Miss. Heart, Tom Foolery, Master Sword, and Saten Twist*
Ian: I wish I could join, but being a train, I'd probably go too fast, and run them over. Now, time for those back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.

Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
Man: Now available in stores is an all new Sonic The Hedgehog game, that has all the sonic games in one disc!
Mordecai: Awesome.
Man: You can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
Man: Only available in Canada!
Mordecai: WHAT?!!?
Man: Sonic Forever! Rated Everyone 10, and up.
Rigby: How could it be only available in Canada? That's 200 miles from here!
Mordecai:...
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So about a while back, like two years ago, I reviewed The Hills Have Eyes 2009 remake. I thought it was alright. Disgusting as hell and stupid at times, but an enjoyable movie. And thatā€™s when I remembered itā€™s a remake. I knew there was a film remade, but what I didnā€™t know is that the original film was created by Wes Craven, who made Nightmare on Elm Street. Despite that, this movie was made a few years before Nightmare on Elm Street. Is it as good as Wes Cravenā€™s other classics or is it best forgotten? Letā€™s found out.



The film follows a small American suburban town called...
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Percy: *Building a snowman with Kevin*
S.B: *Throws a snowball at Gordon*
Gordon: Hey!
S.B: Come on, it's a snowball fight.
Orion: *Crashes a model train into a hotel*
Liam: Hey, if you want to have fun crashing stuff, play Train Simulator.
Orion: Alright.
Liam: Liam here from The Nut House. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I have created tonight's schedule for you.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Trainz

8:30 PM - Later

Bartholomew - Back to back

Liam: Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Ponies On The Rails got his own spin off. This should be fun to watch, but first, Ponies On...
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Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. Itā€™s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a year of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, or will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: You still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, or welcome for those of you just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our second half of the show with Ponies On The Rails.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog...
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Teacher: And that kids is how Hitler lost the war
Wind: Can we learn about something in history that isnā€™t Hitler for once
Teacher: No, now sit down
(The bell rings)
Teacher: Okay class, weā€™ll continue tomorrow
Wind: Hopefully I can get hit by a truck before then
(The class leaves)
Teacher: (Waits for them to leave before taking a flask out of his desk and drinking from it)

Teacher: (Drives home) I swear, those kids donā€™t have any appreciation for history or even their fellow man (Hits the breaks as a person drives out in front of him) Watch where youā€™re driving you fucking asshole! (Continues...
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Therapist: You honestly believe that everyone around you is a waste of space
Wind: Exactly
Therapist: Have you ever thought that maybe it is you who is the problem
Wind: Let me check (Looks outside and sees a group of guys writing a penis on the whiteboard)
Wind: Nope. It is definitely the rest of the world
(A clock rings)
Therapist: (Under breath) Oh thank god (To Wind) Looks like weā€™re out of time today. Same time next week?
Wind: Bite me (Walks out)
Hannah: So, how is the therapy working
Wind: Fuck off, Hannah. Youā€™re the reason I had to talk to the school therapist in the first place
Hannah:...
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The Richardsons
(Applause)
Starring Howard
Howard: (Hearing clapping, as he looks up from his newspaper)
Wendy
Wendy: (Startled from the clapping)
Oscar
Oscar: (Looks around his bedroom as he hears clapping)
Megan
Megan: (Takes off her headphones to hear the clapping)
And Bob
Bob: (Smiles)

The Richardsons is filmed in front of a live studio audience
(70ā€™s sitcom music plays)
(Camera zooms in on a decrepit house with boarded doors and windows)
(Everyone sitting at the breakfast table, looking as if they are crazy)
Wendy: Howard, what are we gonna-
Howard: Quiet. If we donā€™t talk, they wonā€™t...
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Master Sword was born in Manehatten. He was always cared for by his mother, but his father, being a drunkard, a cheater, and a poor parent, had never liked him. His father would always insult him, hit him, and call him gay, because he never had a girlfriend in school. However, he always cared about Sword's brother, Chimney Sweep, who always wanted to be better than Sword, and he always did one up Master Sword in everything he did. Cookie Crumb, Master Sword's young sister, always cared about him, just like his mother, but was always scared of him when he got angry. Due to how Master Sword was...
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Craig Armstrong: For those who don't know. He's the voice of the famish Dan..

Max Gilmardi: It's one of the many reasons I love Spike in pony,mov. I tried watching more of his videos,, but his only one I laughed at is, "Little Jerry and the closet".. (I also love his name for some reason).

Daniel Baxter: (How it should of ended)

Seth Macfarlene:

Greg: (Voice of the mentally advanced series)

Shia LaBeouf:

Ned Luke: (Micheal De Santa)

Rob Weithoff: (John Marston)

Jane Lynch: Not kidding when I say. I hope she ends up appearing in my little pony. Though I don't see it ever happening..

Mrawkwardreviewer:


There's obviously more.. But it'll go on and on forever..