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Song: link
Rainbow Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our fans squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.
8:00 PM
My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash - Series Finale
8:30 PM
On The Block
Adventures Of Thomas & Friends
Sean: My Little Pornstar & The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash are making their final appearance here. Let's enjoy it while we can.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep you waiting.
Fluttershy: Were you masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named Photo Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her friends at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the year 1967. It was a beautiful day in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the street between many cars* Yo good morning to all of you motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on top of a yellow Mustang* You better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black pony in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. You gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do you like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are you talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has Rainbow Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, you got Rainbow Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her friends got their sexy marks changed as well. Rainbow Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and Applejack had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from Star Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading Star Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: YOU SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get Rainbow Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
Rainbow Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, you seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes Rainbow Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
Rainbow Dash: Thank you Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. You know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to move around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
Rainbow Dash: What are you talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
Rainbow Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
More Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the show itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my friends man! If there's a show that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
Rainbow Dash: *Standing next to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is next to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank you notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
Rainbow Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some articles from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
Rainbow Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one more thing about this series you should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope you enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told you to!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Finally. No more Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: Man I'm still here! Did you forget I'm in On The Block?
Sean: Oh. Right. Now it's time for The Adventures of Rainbow Dash.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at Rainbow Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't you be friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your next plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why you never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: You told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating Rainbow Dash, by using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
Rainbow Dash: You ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
Rainbow Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
Rainbow Dash: Fire away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: You can't fight anypony with a gun if you can't dodge the bullets.
Rainbow Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
Rainbow Dash: What do you want?
Discord: To kill you.
Rainbow Dash: Oh no you don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
Rainbow Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
Rainbow Dash: She just said my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that you got rid of my gun. You know what I'm gonna do now?
Rainbow Dash: What?
Discord was about to punch her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
Rainbow Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
Rainbow Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* You failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told you to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at Rainbow Dash* She's dead.
Rainbow Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no you don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are you alright?
Rainbow Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
Rainbow Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge you to a wrestling match!
Rainbow Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
Song (Start at 0:15): link
Sean: Alright, we are done with the first half of our show. We'll be back at 8:30. We hope you join us for the second half of our show.
Song: link
Rainbow Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our fans squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.
8:00 PM
My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash - Series Finale
8:30 PM
On The Block
Adventures Of Thomas & Friends
Sean: My Little Pornstar & The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash are making their final appearance here. Let's enjoy it while we can.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 14: Green Is Your Color
Fluttershy: *Waiting for Rarity at the spa*
Rarity: *Arrives* Terribly sorry to keep you waiting.
Fluttershy: Were you masturbating for two hours nonstop again?
Rarity: Yes, but I also met a very famous pony, named Photo Finish.
I got too bored to finish this, so we're starting a new episode.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 15: Party For -1
Pinkie Pie: *With her friends at a party in Sugarcube Corner* Jawohl! Everyone is having a good time.
And I also got too bored to finish this one.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 16: Faggot's Mystery Cure
We are now in the year 1967. It was a beautiful day in July, when a rap song appeared: link
Twilight: *Slams the door of her treehouse as she walks out of it* Nigga dis ain't any of my songs, but fuck it. I'm gonna sing along anyway. *Walking down the street between many cars* Yo good morning to all of you motherfuckers, I'm singin' a song dat's from the future. I don't give a fuck about havin' to rhyme, dat bullshit is for little kids. Yo. *Jumps on top of a yellow Mustang* You better not try to fuck with me, cuz I'm always armed with my horn. *Shoots a laser from her horn* BANG!!!! *Walking through a park* Niggas be hatin' cuz they ain't me. I'm the only black pony in my town. There ain't any other minorities in this shithole. You gotta go North into Manehattan. Nigga, dis town really sucks. The sky is like a checkerboard, blue, and grey.. Holy shit man, stop the song. *Looks at the sky* It really is like a checkerboard.
Rarity: *Arrives* Oh, Twilight so good to see you. Do you like my creation?
Twilight: Creation? Man, wut da fuq are you talkin' bout?
Rarity: I made the sky look like a checkered board.
Twilight: What for? *Looks at Rarity's butt, and sees that she has Rainbow Dash's sexy mark* Nigga, you got Rainbow Dash's sexy mark!
Rarity: I do? *Looks at her butt* OH SHIT!!! What happened to my sexy mark?!
Then Twilight went to see the rest of the Mane 6. She noticed that her friends got their sexy marks changed as well. Rainbow Dash had Fluttershy's sexy mark. Fluttershy had Pinkie Pie' sexy mark. Pinkie Pie had Applejack's sexy mark, and Applejack had Rarity's sexy mark. They were causing confusion, and delay, switching jobs, and doing terrible at them.
Twilight: *Back at her house* Man, how the hell did that happen? *Looks at a spell from Star Swirl The Bearded* Dammit, I remember now.
Last night
Twilight: *Reading Star Swirl The Bearded's book from Celestia* From one to another, another to one, a mark out of one's destiny singled out alone fulfilled. *Changes the Elements Of Harmony without knowing it* Man, what the fuck was that?! That didn't do shit!
Now...
Twilight: Well, looks like I better change this immediately.
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner, ponies were going on a riot.
Alarm sound effects: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGloWW0-XkE
Twilight: Nigga, wut da fuq is dis?!
Fluttershy: *Trying to cook cupcakes, but they get set on fire*
Ponies: YOU SUCK!!!!!!! *Beating up Fluttershy*
Twilight: Man, she deserves to be killed. *Walks away* Let's go get Rainbow Dash.
At Fluttershy's cottage
Rainbow Dash: *Tied up with rope, and is in a pot* Hey! What's going on here?!
Animals: *Getting ready to eat Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Oh hell no!! *Breaks loose, and flies out of the house* I don't care if I have Fluttershy's sexy mark. I am not getting eaten. *Crashes into Twilight*
Twilight: Man, you seem to have an obsession of crashing into me. *Changes Rainbow Dash's sexy mark back to normal*
Rainbow Dash: Thank you Twilight.
Twilight: No problem man. You know what? I should be able to change everything back to normal without having to move around. *Uses her magic*
And just like that, everything, and everyone turned back to normal.
Twilight: Man, lot's of people nearly died because of me.
Rainbow Dash: What are you talking about?
Twilight: I was workin' on dis spell, but then I acidentally switched your sexy mark with someone else's along with Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rarity, and AJ.
Rainbow Dash: *Angry* What?!!?
Celestia: *Arrives* Congratulations Twilight, take this. *Uses her magic to give Twilight wings*
Twilight: Holy shit, I'm a fuckin' princess now.
At Celestia's castle, a party was taking place: link
Celestia: *Smoking weed*
Luna: *Smoking weed*
Cadence: *Smoking weed*
Shining Armor: *Not smoking*
Royal Guards: *Arresting Shining Armor* Sir, you're being executed for not smoking weed*
Shining Armor: Oh come on!!
More Royal Guards: *Turning off the music* Attention, Twilight Sparkle has an important message.
Twilight: *Walks onto the podium, and talks through a microphone* Niggas, it's really great to be a princess. I didn't have to do shit! As for episodes 14, and 15 of this show, they're being cancelled, because it's not focused on me. As for the show itself, I'm putting an end to it! It ain't about me at all! It's about my friends man! If there's a show that ain't about me, I put an end to it. *Laughing like a maniac*
Rainbow Dash: *Standing next to a train track. Toby The Tram Engine is next to her* Okay, I just want to make some special thank you notices to some people that supported this show. Windwakerguy430, DeathDing, and Thomas The Tank Engine, and friends. They're badass. Live with it.
Toby: That's why I'm here right now!
Rainbow Dash: Exactly.
Toby: And I'd like to advertise! If you're looking for some stories about talking trains like me, there's also some articles from the wonderful person that wrote this. He's making a comedy called Trainz, and it's wonderful. Go on the Thomas The Tank Engine club on this website, grab some popcorn, and rootbeer, and enjoy them.
Rainbow Dash: It's actually a spin off/parody of Thomas The Tank Engine, but forget about that. There is one more thing about this series you should know. A special fanfic will arrive, and hopefully Twilight won't act like an attention whore in it. Anyway, that's it. I hope you enjoyed this-
Toby: And read Trainz like I told you to!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Toby! Nobody wants to read about talking trains. They want to read about talking horses.
Toby: No, they wanna read about talking trains.
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: *Watching them argue, and it annoyed*
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Rainbow Dash: Horses!
Toby: Trains!
Pinkie Pie: Shut zhe fuck up, und end zhis already!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Finally. No more Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: Man I'm still here! Did you forget I'm in On The Block?
Sean: Oh. Right. Now it's time for The Adventures of Rainbow Dash.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at Rainbow Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't you be friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your next plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why you never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: You told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating Rainbow Dash, by using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
Rainbow Dash: You ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
Rainbow Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
Rainbow Dash: Fire away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: You can't fight anypony with a gun if you can't dodge the bullets.
Rainbow Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
Rainbow Dash: What do you want?
Discord: To kill you.
Rainbow Dash: Oh no you don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
Rainbow Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
Rainbow Dash: She just said my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that you got rid of my gun. You know what I'm gonna do now?
Rainbow Dash: What?
Discord was about to punch her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
Rainbow Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
Rainbow Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* You failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told you to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at Rainbow Dash* She's dead.
Rainbow Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no you don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are you alright?
Rainbow Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
Rainbow Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge you to a wrestling match!
Rainbow Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
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Sean: Alright, we are done with the first half of our show. We'll be back at 8:30. We hope you join us for the second half of our show.
Welcome to the second episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its writing and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.
Young lovers Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
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Young lovers Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
So it’s clear that I enjoy FromSoftware games on this list, if you’ve been following me for long enough. I did a list on the best Dark Souls bosses, and talk about Dark Souls 1 and 2 regularly. But now is the time for me to talk about the latest, and possibly last entry in the franchise, and one of my favorite, despite having not completed it like the previous 2, Dark Souls III
Dark Souls III takes place in a different land entirely, with instead of following the Chosen Undead, we are following the Unkindled One. What’s the difference… Fuck if I know. All I know is that the Unkindled...
When I was twelve years old, I remember my older brother playing the hell out of Batman: Arkham Knight. It looked so cool and a ton of fun to play, but when I played it, I got my ass kicked. Because character action game. But I still liked what I had (Not enough to put on the list, clearly), but I thought, “What if other superheroes got this kind of treatment”. And then Spider-Man came out.
Okay, so I won’t explain much of the plot. You know Spider-Man. I know Spider-Man. We all know Spider-Man. The plot involves Spider-Man getting involved with a terrorist attack and as to fight...
So remember when I talked about how a David Cage game, despite how much of a hack he is, has a better concept of mattering choices than Telltale? Yeah, I still stand by that, despite Cage's lack to tell a story. But that's not to say Telltale games are bad. At least, not all of them. One of my favorites is the very stylish and narrative griping murder mystery of The Wolf Among Us. So let's talk about-
Hi everyone this is DisneyPrince88 and I’ll be doing one of WindWakerGuy430’s top 100 video games for his anniversary
The video game that I’ll be reviewing is one of WindwakerGuy...
So let’s be really clear here. As far as writing goes, and an interesting story, I prefer the GTA games over any other sandbox game. But for replayability, for massive fun, for an overworld that is brimming with personality just begging to be fucked around in, I always prefer the Saints Row games, and none of them is more insane and fun to play than Saints Row IV
So the game is far different from the past games, which was about a small street gang becoming a massive criminal empire. Now said street gang’s leader has become president of the United States. And there’s aliens, espionage,...
Remember back when I talked about Lollipop Chainsaw and said that it was the most decisive game from Grasshopper before another game. Well, this is the now most decisive. Travis Strikes Again, a spin off, not No More Heroes 3, that people either like or hate. And in case it wasn’t super obvious, I love this game
I feel like it is important to remember that this game is a spin-off and not a main series game, and yet everyone still thinks this is NMH3 and a bad continuation. If this game spits on the legacy of the franchise, then Smash Bros, Pokemon Snap, and the entire Persona franchise...
Well this one is certainly going to be a blast from the past, assuming anyone from that time is even alive or even reading this article. In 1920, when movies were still silent films with only a line of text appearing afterward, not much was thought about being done in the horror genre. But low and behold, here comes Germany with one of the most influential horror films ever made, 1920’s The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. What makes this film such a standout from almost a hundred years ago? Let’s find out.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by...
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The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by...
This is a film I only heard about in hushed whispers. 1988’s Maniac Cop was a slasher film that, among other slasher film titles, went unnoticed when it first came out. Low critical reception sure didn’t help. But it eventually gained a following and many people came to enjoy the film. And so, what do I think of the movie. Is it a possible underrated slasher classic or is it not good. Well, I do like the idea of a police officer being a serial killer, and making it a lot more of a hidden threat, so there is definitely potential here. Let’s give it a shot.
In the middle of the night,...
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In the middle of the night,...
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Whatever Happened To…, where we take a look at gaming's biggest busts, disastrous disappointments, and all of it’s failures, flops, and other alliterations. Games that could’ve been something, only to turn into nothing. And today, we’ll be talking about a little game that shouldn’t even be allowed to exist for reasons we will be getting into on this episode of Whatever Happened To…, and that game, in question, is Too Human.
Too Human was a game created by Silicon Knights, a company founded by the amazing Denis Dyack, and by amazing, I mean he’s...
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Too Human was a game created by Silicon Knights, a company founded by the amazing Denis Dyack, and by amazing, I mean he’s...
You must look at this picture for 20 seconds before continuing onto the next part of this fan fiction
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The following is an STH/AM6663 Fan Fiction
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed by Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a...
It’s that time again. Time for me to talk about a Suda game. Suda games are usually a hit or a miss between audiences. They can become cult classics like No More Heroes and Killer7, or they can be completely forgotten like Diabolical Pitch. His games are only really considered by people who enjoy his style of storytelling and over-the-top gameplay. So it’s no surprise that I enjoy a good portion of his games. And one that I will be talking about today is the overly colorful and bubbly zombie hack n’ slash game, Lollipop Chainsaw
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Lollipop Chainsaw is a game that follows the...
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Lollipop Chainsaw is a game that follows the...
