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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an article a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, or more rather, a list of my top 100 favorite games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility I ever had has died today.
So, why is it that I am talking about this game in this way. Well, first off, I still think that David Cage is a hack writer and can’t write a good story to save his life. And while the game does grip you for the first two acts, the third act of the game takes such a nose dive with bad twists and dumb moments that it becomes a goddamn mess that is hard to not laugh at, like any other David Cage game. It would’ve ruined the game for me if not for a few things that actually interested me. First off, the world of Detroit: Become Human. People like to call this game a Blade Runner rip off and I can see that being the case. But the thing is, I actually really like Blade Runner. It’s my favorite sci-fi movie ever. Anything with police or hunter androids hunting other androids always interests me in some way. And this game has it. It also tells you a lot about the world thanks to magazines you can pick up, with news about how bees are extinct, how androids are replacing celebrities and athletes and how sex with androids is better than with humans. All little touches that you wouldn’t find in the game that just make the world seem more interesting.
Another thing I like about the game is the characters of Connor and Hank. These two characters make this game so much fun to play. Connor’s monotone lack of emotions and Hank who is brimming with android racism and trying his best to deal with Connor’s bullshit make this game so much more fun and gets a laugh out of me, and a genuine one. Not the awkward ironic laugh that something like Heavy Rain brings me. The voice actors for Connor and Hank are to thank for making these two so likable. Connor’s voice actor was even nominated Best Voice Performance at the awards, and I think that it was well deserved. And the other two stories following Markus and Kara are interesting as well for a few reasons. Markus is as interesting as stale bread, but the idea of an android revolution is fun enough to keep me invested, and Kara’s story to protect Alice is okay and has moments, until the twist and I want to never experience their story ever again. But it manages to have moments.
Finally, we have something that, as much as I give David Cage games shit for their story, it actually manages to one up every other game that has choices. Here choices actually matter. For once, what you do actually affects the story in some way. Sure, the story isn’t as amazing or as heartbreaking as Telltale’s The Walking Dead, but no matter what in that game, you will always end up at the same outcome each time, just with different characters. With Detroit: Become Human, you gotta actually make the right choices, or else characters will die. Even main characters like Connor, Kara, and Markus. They can die at any point, and when they do, you will end up missing the rest of their storylines cause they died. It genuinely makes you more considerate of your choices and makes you far more alert when you realize that you are on a time limit to make a choice. Okay, David Cage, I’ll give credit where credit is due. You actually managed to make me feel human emotions for your characters. You get one golf clap.
I give these games shit, but I really do love Detroit: Become Human. It’s no surprise that it is David Cage’s best work, but the fact that a David Cage game of all games was able to make it into the top 100, even if at the very bottom, at least gives it something that other Cage games don’t have (The ability to be enjoyable). So yeah, is it an amazing game. Hell no. Definitely not on the level that everyone and every Gamestop employee gives it. But it’s a great time for what you experience and highly worth your time if you want a game where choices actually matter.
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Sean: Well, this sounds sad for a Christmas song.
Master Sword: Wait for it.
Sean: Oh, never mind. It doesn't sound sad anymore.

Tom gets surrounded by a circle of singing ponies.

Tom: I feel honored. Thank you everyone for surrounding me while singing this... *Cries* Wonderful song! I can't stop crying, it's so beautiful!!
Master Sword: Stop crying!!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Master Sword. Let's get the story started.
Tom: *Still crying* Oh right, How Gilda Stole Christmas.
Rainbow Dash: We're going back to Black & White everyone.

Everypony down...
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Creepypastas… I don’t like them. There was once a time when I was the biggest Creepypasta fan. I read every story, and I knew everything there was to know about them… I was a total idiot. Now, if you like Creepypasta, that’s fine. Like whatever you want. But when I hear the word “creepypasta”, I don’t think of something scary, I think of a bunch of annoying emo teenagers with emotions killing people in overly gory fashion. And that’s not scary. It’s stupid. Yet, no matter how hard I try to avoid it, these creepypastas are everywhere, and there the kind that get the most recognition....
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Hey, what’s up guys. Its Scarce here. And today, we have a double upload.
Okay, I’m gonna stop that right now and just talk about the game. So this entry was considered Grasshopper’s most divisive game, well, until a game later in the list shows up, but we’ll get there when we get there. Anyway, this game was divisive because it was considered a game so un-Grasshopper and would be dated with it’s references in a few years. But it’s on this list, so you already know how I feel, so let’s talk about Lollipop Chainsaw.
Lollipop Chainsaw follows Juliet Starling, the busty, attractive,...
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Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever - 2013


Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst...
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So let me start this article off by saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an article called Top Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called top tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is,...
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(Cody stands in front of Wind outside as Wind sits on a bench)
Cody: So Wind, remember when you said that Mal-Mart barely pays their employees
Wind: Yes
Cody: Well, you were right… but, with lots of hard work, and having to sacrifice our food, James and I were able to buy a car for us to use
Wind: Wait… You two have a license to drive
Cody: Of course. Got it from a Cheery U cereal box. Anyway, here is the new car
(Nothing happens)
Cody: James, you gotta show the car when I say that
James: Just give me a second. This shift stick is stuck (Drives up to the two in a white golf cart)
Wind: … This...
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In 1931, the classic horror movie monster, Dracula, made his film debut. It was one of the major horror movie classics along with Frankenstein, Wolfman, and The Mummy. It was later followed by a bunch of sequels, ranging from good, to total garbage. Never did any of them ever live up to the glory of the classic Dracula movie. They tried (Most of the time), but never could they capture the same feeling as the classic 1931 movie. But, the closest we had ever gotten to being the next successful Dracula movie (In my opinion), was Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula.



Now, sadly, the classic 1931...
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Wind: (At the pharmacy getting pills)
Cody: (Runs in) Wind, did you hear
Wind: ….. No.
Cody: That knew superhero movie by MC is out
Wind: You mean the one where they turned one of their characters into an emo?
Cody: It looks stupid at first, but it’s actually really cool. Didn’t you hear about it
Wind: Well, given that I can’t get away from it no matter where I look (Sees the movie advertised on several posters, billboards, and newspapers) Yeah, I heard about it
Cody: Oh, I can’t wait to see it
Wind: I can wait, however (Looks through the pills)
Cody: What are you looking for?
Wind: I need...
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(The following is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not murder and then sue me)

So, you failed at everything else in life and want to become Youtube famous? Well, it’s your lucky day, you sad fuck, because I am going to tell you how you can become internet famous in just five easy ways.

Step 1: Do A Review

Now, your review (Or rather, your pointless opinion that no one gives a shit about) is what makes a perfect review. Weather it’s movie, or tv shows, or anime, or the most overused of them, games, you too can be the perfect whore by pleasuring companies with a folded hundred dollar...
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Long ago, the world was ruled by the immortal dragons, where they were all immortal. Except for Seath, the scaleless, legless albino dragon. He was mocked by his brothers for the color of his skin. So, naturally, he was so PO’d, that he wanted to do whatever he could to kill all of his brothers, because why not. So, after searching forever, he was able to find three lords. Gravelord Nito, a giant dead guy made of a million other dead guys who was responsible for the diseases in Lordran (Thanks for the herpes, prick), The Witch of Izalith, a women with a whole lot of children and was up...
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Top 49 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands (Least Favorite to Favorite)

49: Tingle Island
48: North Triangle Island
47: East Triangle Island
46: South Triangle Island
45: Star Belt Archipelago
44: Crescent Moon Island
43: Five-Star Isles
42: Horseshoe Island
41: Star Island
40: Seven-Star Isles
39: Mother and Child Isles
38: Greatfish Isle
37: Ice Ring Isle
36: Southern Fairy Island
35: North Fairy Island
34: West Fairy Island
33: East Fairy Isle
32: Thorned Fairy Island
31: Two-Eye Reef
30: Four-Eye Reef
29: Three-Eye Isle
28: Six-Eye Reef
27: Five Eye Reef
26: Cyclops Reef
25: Angular Island
24: Spectacle Isle
23:...
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From the movie Hot Rods To Hell. The band is really great.
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We all have those animated movies that we can't help but LOVE SO much. Whether it's for the music, animation, comedy, or even personal reasons in general, you can't help but push the replay button 50,000 times and never get tired of it.

And that's what this list is about! Every day (Or two) I'll be posting another part to this list, so keep that in mind while you read this!

Sit down, relax, and get out your soda! Because WE ARE COUNTING DOWN..........

My Top 10 FAVORITE Animated Films!

#10. The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks, 2000)

This is a perfect example of a movie that just doesn't get as much...
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Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, or self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy pasta characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman reading horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the author of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...
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