So, uh, have I ever mentioned that I like the No More Heroes franchise? Because, uh… I really like it. I like it a whole lot. I know the franchise isn’t the best thing ever, but that won’t stop me from talking about it. So let’s talk about it some more.
No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle is a game set three years after the first game and takes things in a different approach than the first one. Travis Touchdown comes back to the world of the assassin ranked fights in order to become Number 1 again, but this time, things are different. After the Rank 1 assassin kills his best friend, Travis is out for revenge, and there is nothing that is going to stop him. Now while I will say that No More Heroes 2, in some ways, does things inferior to the first game. For starters, the symbolism is far lacking. Also, the levels are pretty lackluster, and some times, you get no levels. Just a straight up boss fight. And I really do miss the overworld feel of the original game. I know the first games overworld wasn’t perfect, but I still prefer it than a big empty map where you pinpoint your location and go from there. But that being said, what this game does do right, it does real damn right. The bosses in this game, at least the good ones, are real damn good. I love fighting the insane bosses in this game, from the lolita with a sniper rifle Margaret to the amazingly beautiful fight with Alice Twilight. Some of the bosses you even get to fight as Shinobu and Henry, both characters that I wish got so much more. Well, at least Shinobu is going to be in Travis Strikes Again. The game also gives you far more interesting beam katanas. I don’t hate the first games Beam Katanas, but when I got the best one, I stuck with it. With No More Heroes 2, you get variety, and more options to try them out. You got the best sword in the first game, the Tsubaki. A heavy as hell Beam Katana that gets bigger with your combo called the Peony. And my main, The Rose Nasty, a dual wield Katana that is perfect to combo the fuck out of enemies. And can we talk about that soundtrack. This is a soundtrack I have been listening to and loving for almost ten years now, and I still can’t get enough of it. From the hard punk anthem of Sub Crazy to the atmospheric Subata No 2. The soundtrack is so damn good and I just… Oh, I just love it so much.
It’s hard for me to say anything I haven’t already said about this franchise that I have been gushing over since I played it ten years ago. And I assure you, we aren’t done with this franchise just yet. But for now, No More Heroes 2 may not be as good as the first, but it’s still real damn good if you ask me.
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I love Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one year old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, you should at least give a game some time to age before you remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people said is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are you remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, don't get me wrong. I love Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one year old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, you should at least give a game some time to age before you remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people said is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are you remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! you still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... you brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: you seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are you here?
Henry: we need you back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: you are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach you
Henry: you and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! you still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... you brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: you seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are you here?
Henry: we need you back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: you are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach you
Henry: you and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...