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So back when I was talking about Bloodborne on this list, I mentioned how there was one game by FromSoftware that just couldn’t beat this one, and unless you’ve been living under a rock for the passed ten years, then you will know that game is Dark Souls, the first one, of course.
Dark Souls is set in the medieval kingdom of Lordran, and you play as the Chosen Undead, one of the many who have been sent to this dying land in a world where people cannot die. Your goal is to collect the souls of the four ancient lords who ruled this land and use them to either rekindle the First Flame and keep the Age of Fire going or let it die and allow the Age of Dark to come and give power to mankind. The world of Dark Souls was the first to usher in what I have been seeing a lot in medieval fantasy games nowadays, that being that they are darker and more gritty. Sure, Dark Souls was inspired by Berserk, but everything is inspired by something, isn’t it? Everything from the destroyed town of the Undead Burg to the creepy atmosphere of the Duke’s Archives to the walking skeletons found in the Tomb of the Giants. And that’s just a few examples. A lot of places in this game feel like they were once grand locations to explore, but have now fallen to ruin due to the end of the world coming to this kingdom. It’s fascinating to read up on the lore of these places and the enemies and characters within them. Like how the magic users in the Duke’s Archives are actually kidnappers that steal maidens for Seath’s experiments or how the demons of this game all originate from one level thanks to one boss birthing them out. And the bosses in this game are incredible. Sure, not all of them are amazing, like Bed of Driving Me Fucking Mad, but for the most part, bosses like the massive Iron Golem, the giant wolf Sif, and the brilliant fight between Ornstein and Smough, these all are grand fights, leaving you at the mercy of these hulking foes, all of them once something amazing, now fallen to either madness and the desire to kill, or protecting something from you so that you don’t do something reckless in their eyes. And I should mention that this game is in fact hard for newcomers. It was advertised that you will die a lot in this game, and they were right about that. But when you learn what to do, it becomes easier. And it’s reward to learn the mechanics of this game, from item usage, to timing when to attack, dodge, or block in a boss fight. The game rewards perfect playing and doing so will save your ass on several occasions. And the score of this game is amazing. Not on the level of Dark Souls III grand soundtrack, but there are moments where this game amazes me. From your first time entering the kingdom of Anor Londo, to the time you enter Ash Lake and hear that ominous choir. And the final boss theme is so… not amazing, and I mean that in a good way. It’s slow, and kind of sad. And I love it so much.
Dark Souls was the kind of game I needed. In a decade where I was so bored with modern games, even ready to give up on modern games entirely, Dark Souls came to peak my interest in video games again and to get me excited to try out new games. Dark Souls does not hold your hand. It’ll beat you again and again. But like a girl in a Tyler Perry movie, no matter how many times Dark Souls kicks my ass, I’ll always come back for more. Only Dark Souls beats me out of love. And I’m kind of a masochist, so that’s just a turn on to me anyway
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Back when making low budget movies wasn’t the easiest thing in the world, there was a man by the name of Sam Raimi, who made a couple of short films, but nothing too special. However, after getting a budget of just over just under four hundred thousand, and a studio crew, he started to work on one of his first movies. Who would have thought that his first movie would be his best movie and one of my favorite movies of all time. That movie is The Evil Dead



Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend...
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posted by Canada24
#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?

#2: ARE YOU AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let you go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, you and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck you for being interested in things, you stupid bitch!

#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend?...
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Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse or in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever more worse and even more dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun or try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this next injury dumber and more dangerous? I tried slicing fruit with a kitchen knife while holding the fruit in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. You would think...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White Glove Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused by the White Glove Killer. He was soon found out to be the White Glove Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel lost without his mentors help...
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………….. Jesus Christ, people. I mean, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already showing you all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the author telling us that the Big Dance, or rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. You know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the street with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten by parasprites, and now you want me to buy you a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are you in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon....
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There are a lot of movies out there. And a lot of movies have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from movies that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my overall thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in movies that just plain piss me off. So, I present to you all my list for the Top Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for more than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it or not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, Street Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the year 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed you to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, Top Ten Overrated Anime of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets more praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most favorite anime of all time. I love this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Now, if you know me, you would know that my favorite game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my second favorite Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. You kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell you all the Top Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give you items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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Hey everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb quotes are "Welcome to Hell World" or "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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Windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the Fire Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where you put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope you don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where you eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the fire challenge, where you set yourself on fire for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss you all off so much that you may hate me for it, so you should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate comments already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little more due to its story. It was a little more (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing music with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


So when you hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final Fantasy franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my favorites from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X follows what any other Final Fantasy game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, or whatever you wanna...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


I did say that the first Devil May Cry wouldn’t be the last game in the franchise I spoke about on here. And what better game to continue talking about from the franchise than the very first Devil May Cry I talked about. And boy, did I remember hating this game when I first played it, but please let me explain.
So when I first bought this game along with the first Dead Rising game, I was excited, cause I only heard good things about Devil May Cry and Dante and all that, and when I got around to play the game, and was introduced to Nero, I thought, “Who the fuck is this asshole” and...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a more edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, or in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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