Song: link
Marching Parade: *Going through a railroad crossing*
Trumpet Player: The lights are flashing!
Saxaphone Player: Who cares? We need to keep moving!
Sean: *Stops at the crossing* Well, while I'm waiting for a clear path, let's see those two episodes of Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime.
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 9: Masturbation Escapation
Cassandra was with her friends at Addie's house. They were playing Chinese Checkers. Except Marisa. She was having sex with a man, watching her friends play against each other.
Stephanie: Why are you two doing that in front of us?
Kat: Because I told her to.
Marisa: You're being really stupid Kat. You're never making out with this man.
Kat: I don't think you're right about that.
Addie: *Gets a text on her phone* Hold on. *Looks at her phone* No way!
Cassandra: Hm?
Stacey: What is it?
Addie: Theresa just sent me a text. She says that Masuke masturbated, and squirted cum three feet into the air. She's challenging us to squirt higher than her.
Stephanie: Why? That sounds terrible.
Marisa: Not to me.
Kat: I can squirt higher than her.
Eula: Not if I have anything to say about it.
All of the girls except Stephanie went to meet Masuke at her house.
Masuke: Cassandra, you and your friends arrived. It seems that all of you except for Stephanie got my text.
Addie: We accept your challenge.
Stacey: We just need rulers to measure our cum.
Veronica: The rest of us will watch you, and make sure you don't cheat.
Molly: I might be too busy masturbating myself.
Kat: What are we waitin' for? Let's get down to business.
Masuke: Eager to start, eh? For that, we'll let you go first.
Kat laid down on a bed, and began to masturbate. Her judge was Veronica.
Molly: *Masturbating nearby*
Masuke: You weren't kidding Molly.
Molly: I told you I'd be masturbating.
Stacey: *Holding out a ruler* I got you covered.
Veronica: This sure is becoming interesting. I might do this myself. Hurry up so I can join in on the fun.
Kat: *Squirts* There!
Veronica: That was three and a half feet.
Molly: *Squirts* Ah~!
Stacey: Two and a half.
Molly: Darn. Oh well, it still felt good.
Addie was up next. Veronica also started masturbating.
Kat: This time, I'm judging you.
Veronica: Thanks.
Masuke: *Holding a ruler for Addie*
Addie: This may take a while. You don't rush art after all.
Masuke: I know. It took me nine minutes just to- *Watches Addie squirt* finish. I'm afraid you only got two feet.
Addie: Let's see how Veronica does.
Veronica: *Farts as she continues masturbating*
Alinah: That's it. I'm up next.
Eula: I was about to say that.
Veronica: *Squirts*
Kat: Three point nine.
Masuke: That's my girl.
Eula: Not if me and Alinah have anything to say about it.
Both Eula, and Alinah farted at the same time. As they began to masturbate, Cassandra, and Nicole were the judges.
Theresa: I know that this is supposed to be focused on Cassandra, and her friends, but I'd like to go after Alinah.
Masuke: Be my guest.
Cassandra: *Watching Alinah*
Nicole: *Watching Eula*
Alinah: *Farting*
Eula: *Farting*
Everyone came after that. Even a few men outside came.
Man 44: What was that?
Man 29: All I heard were two girls farting, and then all of a sudden, my dick got hard, and I came.
Man 59: The same thing just happened to me.
Back inside, Nicole, and Cassandra were measuring Alinah, and Eula's cum.
Cassandra: Alinah got four feet.
Nicole: And Eula got four point one.
Marisa: My turn.
Theresa: And mine as well.
Alinah judged Marisa while Eula judged Theresa.
Marisa: *Blushing as she continues to masturbate* This is one of the best challenges ever.
Theresa: I could do this all day.
Marisa: *Farts as she squirts*
Alinah: *Squirts* That's my thing!
Marisa: *Continues squirting as she poops her pants* Ah, now that feels good.
Alinah: You're tied with Eula.
Eula: And Theresa got three point eight feet.
Cassandra and Stacey both started at the same time. Theresa, and Veronica were judging the two girls.
Theresa: Cassandra got four feet.
Veronica: Stacey got three point two.
Eula: That means me and Marisa are the winners.
Marisa: Care to do a tie breaker?
Eula: You bet.
Alinah: Let me join too. I bet I can break your records.
Stacey: Well there's one thing we all know you can break.
Alinah: *Farts*
Eula: *Farts*
Marisa: Can I join in too?
Alinah: Okay, all three of us do it at the same time. One, two, three.
All three girls farted at the same time.
Man 56: What the hell?
Man 60: As soon as those girls started farting, I came!
Man 36: So did I. It's like their farts control our semen.
Alinah: *Farts again*
Man 36: Goddammit!
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have you in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My butt is very big, because I have to fart. And it'll give you a very big hard on!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 15, 2018
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let you know what'll happen in the next episode.
Fat Pat: Next up in Gasser!
Shirtless Shane: A new girl joins Masuke's crew, but she makes Alinah very jealous.
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 10: Gasser!
Masuke: *Walking home from the mall* It's so convenient that I live near the mall where I work, and shop. *Hears a woman having sex* This I gotta see. *Peaks into the room of a single story building*
Masuke saw another girl named Shannon.
Image of Shannon: images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/42600000/Shannon-eula2...png
Shannon: *Riding a cock* Oh! Oh! Yes! *Farts*
Man: Oh yeah, make it harder!
Shannon: *Farting shave and a haircut*
Masuke: *Grinning while devil horns grow on her head*
Half an hour later.
Shannon: *Scratching her leg as she farts, while walking out of the house*
Masuke: *Walks from behind a bush, and follows Shannon* Excuse me. I run a sexual enterprise, and I think you're perfect for my crew.
Shannon: Oh, thank you.
Next morning, Shannon arrived at a meeting Masuke was holding.
Masuke: Cassandra's making more money than us, but hopefully that will change when our customers start heading towards our newest member, Shannon.
Shannon: Hello. *Farts*
Veronica: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts* No girl can fart as good as me.
Shannon: We'll see about that. *Farts longer than Alinah*
Alinah: I'm not one to give up that easily. *Farts longer than Shannon*
Shannon: *Farts twice*
Alinah: *Farts twice*
Shannon: *Farts four times*
Alinah: *Farts four times*
Theresa: This is getting interesting.
Veronica: I feel like masturbating.
Molly: Me too.
Alinah & Shannon: *Farting non-stop for ten seconds*
Masuke: Looks like either one of these girls can win.
Shannon: I got plenty of gas to spare. *Farts*
Alinah: I once farted non-stop for a whole hour. *Farts three times*
Shannon: My farts are so loud that they make men within ten miles hard. *Farts*
Alinah: I fart so much that I also end up shitting myself. *Farting for seven seconds* I just did it now.
Shannon: *Farting non-stop for twenty seconds*
Alinah: *Starts farting as soon as Shannon*
Both girls were blushing with their eyes shut tight, trying to fart the longest while also pooping.
Nicole: This is a close one!
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
Masuke: *Opens the door* Yes?
Man: *Standing in the front of a line with 195 other men* Yeah, we heard and smelled all the farting that you girls were doing, and it made us very hard. We'd like to have sex with you at any price you desire.
Shannon: It's a tie.
Alinah: Fine with me. You put up a good fight. Or should I say fart?
Shannon: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts*
Men: *Cum*
Man 53: Save that for when we have sex.
Girls: *Laughing*
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have you in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My butt is very big, because I have to fart. And it'll give you a very big hard on!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 10, 2019
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let you know what'll happen in the next episode.
Fat Pat: Next up in Carrot Thief
Shirtless Shane: Stephanie plants lots of vegetables in her garden, but her carrots get stolen.
Sean made it to the station seven hours later.
Sean: *Stops* Damn marching band. Next time they do that, I'm running them over! *Looks at the reader* You heard nothing, and I'll see you next Saturday.
Marching Parade: *Going through a railroad crossing*
Trumpet Player: The lights are flashing!
Saxaphone Player: Who cares? We need to keep moving!
Sean: *Stops at the crossing* Well, while I'm waiting for a clear path, let's see those two episodes of Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime.
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 9: Masturbation Escapation
Cassandra was with her friends at Addie's house. They were playing Chinese Checkers. Except Marisa. She was having sex with a man, watching her friends play against each other.
Stephanie: Why are you two doing that in front of us?
Kat: Because I told her to.
Marisa: You're being really stupid Kat. You're never making out with this man.
Kat: I don't think you're right about that.
Addie: *Gets a text on her phone* Hold on. *Looks at her phone* No way!
Cassandra: Hm?
Stacey: What is it?
Addie: Theresa just sent me a text. She says that Masuke masturbated, and squirted cum three feet into the air. She's challenging us to squirt higher than her.
Stephanie: Why? That sounds terrible.
Marisa: Not to me.
Kat: I can squirt higher than her.
Eula: Not if I have anything to say about it.
All of the girls except Stephanie went to meet Masuke at her house.
Masuke: Cassandra, you and your friends arrived. It seems that all of you except for Stephanie got my text.
Addie: We accept your challenge.
Stacey: We just need rulers to measure our cum.
Veronica: The rest of us will watch you, and make sure you don't cheat.
Molly: I might be too busy masturbating myself.
Kat: What are we waitin' for? Let's get down to business.
Masuke: Eager to start, eh? For that, we'll let you go first.
Kat laid down on a bed, and began to masturbate. Her judge was Veronica.
Molly: *Masturbating nearby*
Masuke: You weren't kidding Molly.
Molly: I told you I'd be masturbating.
Stacey: *Holding out a ruler* I got you covered.
Veronica: This sure is becoming interesting. I might do this myself. Hurry up so I can join in on the fun.
Kat: *Squirts* There!
Veronica: That was three and a half feet.
Molly: *Squirts* Ah~!
Stacey: Two and a half.
Molly: Darn. Oh well, it still felt good.
Addie was up next. Veronica also started masturbating.
Kat: This time, I'm judging you.
Veronica: Thanks.
Masuke: *Holding a ruler for Addie*
Addie: This may take a while. You don't rush art after all.
Masuke: I know. It took me nine minutes just to- *Watches Addie squirt* finish. I'm afraid you only got two feet.
Addie: Let's see how Veronica does.
Veronica: *Farts as she continues masturbating*
Alinah: That's it. I'm up next.
Eula: I was about to say that.
Veronica: *Squirts*
Kat: Three point nine.
Masuke: That's my girl.
Eula: Not if me and Alinah have anything to say about it.
Both Eula, and Alinah farted at the same time. As they began to masturbate, Cassandra, and Nicole were the judges.
Theresa: I know that this is supposed to be focused on Cassandra, and her friends, but I'd like to go after Alinah.
Masuke: Be my guest.
Cassandra: *Watching Alinah*
Nicole: *Watching Eula*
Alinah: *Farting*
Eula: *Farting*
Everyone came after that. Even a few men outside came.
Man 44: What was that?
Man 29: All I heard were two girls farting, and then all of a sudden, my dick got hard, and I came.
Man 59: The same thing just happened to me.
Back inside, Nicole, and Cassandra were measuring Alinah, and Eula's cum.
Cassandra: Alinah got four feet.
Nicole: And Eula got four point one.
Marisa: My turn.
Theresa: And mine as well.
Alinah judged Marisa while Eula judged Theresa.
Marisa: *Blushing as she continues to masturbate* This is one of the best challenges ever.
Theresa: I could do this all day.
Marisa: *Farts as she squirts*
Alinah: *Squirts* That's my thing!
Marisa: *Continues squirting as she poops her pants* Ah, now that feels good.
Alinah: You're tied with Eula.
Eula: And Theresa got three point eight feet.
Cassandra and Stacey both started at the same time. Theresa, and Veronica were judging the two girls.
Theresa: Cassandra got four feet.
Veronica: Stacey got three point two.
Eula: That means me and Marisa are the winners.
Marisa: Care to do a tie breaker?
Eula: You bet.
Alinah: Let me join too. I bet I can break your records.
Stacey: Well there's one thing we all know you can break.
Alinah: *Farts*
Eula: *Farts*
Marisa: Can I join in too?
Alinah: Okay, all three of us do it at the same time. One, two, three.
All three girls farted at the same time.
Man 56: What the hell?
Man 60: As soon as those girls started farting, I came!
Man 36: So did I. It's like their farts control our semen.
Alinah: *Farts again*
Man 36: Goddammit!
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have you in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My butt is very big, because I have to fart. And it'll give you a very big hard on!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 15, 2018
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let you know what'll happen in the next episode.
Fat Pat: Next up in Gasser!
Shirtless Shane: A new girl joins Masuke's crew, but she makes Alinah very jealous.
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 10: Gasser!
Masuke: *Walking home from the mall* It's so convenient that I live near the mall where I work, and shop. *Hears a woman having sex* This I gotta see. *Peaks into the room of a single story building*
Masuke saw another girl named Shannon.
Image of Shannon: images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/42600000/Shannon-eula2...png
Shannon: *Riding a cock* Oh! Oh! Yes! *Farts*
Man: Oh yeah, make it harder!
Shannon: *Farting shave and a haircut*
Masuke: *Grinning while devil horns grow on her head*
Half an hour later.
Shannon: *Scratching her leg as she farts, while walking out of the house*
Masuke: *Walks from behind a bush, and follows Shannon* Excuse me. I run a sexual enterprise, and I think you're perfect for my crew.
Shannon: Oh, thank you.
Next morning, Shannon arrived at a meeting Masuke was holding.
Masuke: Cassandra's making more money than us, but hopefully that will change when our customers start heading towards our newest member, Shannon.
Shannon: Hello. *Farts*
Veronica: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts* No girl can fart as good as me.
Shannon: We'll see about that. *Farts longer than Alinah*
Alinah: I'm not one to give up that easily. *Farts longer than Shannon*
Shannon: *Farts twice*
Alinah: *Farts twice*
Shannon: *Farts four times*
Alinah: *Farts four times*
Theresa: This is getting interesting.
Veronica: I feel like masturbating.
Molly: Me too.
Alinah & Shannon: *Farting non-stop for ten seconds*
Masuke: Looks like either one of these girls can win.
Shannon: I got plenty of gas to spare. *Farts*
Alinah: I once farted non-stop for a whole hour. *Farts three times*
Shannon: My farts are so loud that they make men within ten miles hard. *Farts*
Alinah: I fart so much that I also end up shitting myself. *Farting for seven seconds* I just did it now.
Shannon: *Farting non-stop for twenty seconds*
Alinah: *Starts farting as soon as Shannon*
Both girls were blushing with their eyes shut tight, trying to fart the longest while also pooping.
Nicole: This is a close one!
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
Masuke: *Opens the door* Yes?
Man: *Standing in the front of a line with 195 other men* Yeah, we heard and smelled all the farting that you girls were doing, and it made us very hard. We'd like to have sex with you at any price you desire.
Shannon: It's a tie.
Alinah: Fine with me. You put up a good fight. Or should I say fart?
Shannon: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts*
Men: *Cum*
Man 53: Save that for when we have sex.
Girls: *Laughing*
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have you in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My butt is very big, because I have to fart. And it'll give you a very big hard on!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 10, 2019
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let you know what'll happen in the next episode.
Fat Pat: Next up in Carrot Thief
Shirtless Shane: Stephanie plants lots of vegetables in her garden, but her carrots get stolen.
Sean made it to the station seven hours later.
Sean: *Stops* Damn marching band. Next time they do that, I'm running them over! *Looks at the reader* You heard nothing, and I'll see you next Saturday.
