DN:TAS Episode 7 - Snare

In a horror game, the enemies are what make some, if not all, of the horror. They are a major threat, relentlessly hunting you down, and you must defend yourself, hide, or run away, depending on the situation. These enemies, if done correctly, can be some of the scariest parts of any game and can even become one of the best parts of said game… And then there are times when the enemies are one of the worst parts of the game and just look dumb. I’ve seen few enemies in games that aren’t scary, but when I do find them, oh boy, do I find them. These enemies need to be not threatening in the...

Jared: Hey Wikipedia, you sure we’re not lost? o_____O
Wikipedia: Of course not! :D As long as we don’t lose this map here, we’ll be fine!

*Map Flies Away*

Jared: YOU NIMROD! NOW what are we going to do?

Jared: Wait a minute….. WHAT’S HAPPENING!? THE DIMENSIONS ARE TWISTING! D:

Wikipedia and Jared: NOOOOOOOO *FLASH*

Windwakerguy430: What the fuck!? What are you doing in my house?

Wikipedia: It's no big deal, just a rip of the fabric in space and time. :) It happens.

Windwakerguy430: Okay then. Well, since you’re already here, want to help me with my list?

Jared: *Pushes Wikipedia*...

So, everyone seems to think I hate everything today, and that only the things in the 90s were good… You all really think that the 90s was all sunshine and handjobs, huh? Not really.

Super Mario Brothers Movie
North
Speed 2
Batman and Robin
Showgirls
Mr. Magoo Movie
Psycho Remake
Fucking Everything about Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Alien 3
Biodome
Crow 2: City of Angels
Ghost Dad
Felix the Cat: The Movie
Bebe’s Kids
The Magic Voyage
Tom and Jerry: The Movie
Mr. Nanny
Good Son
Double Dragon Movie
Street Fighter: The Movie
Neverending Story III
The Next Karate Kid
The Flintstones Movie
Milk Money
Congo
Waterworld...

Wind: (In detention) I seriously don’t get why I am here
Teacher: You beat up a teacher’s son
Wind: I’ve KILLED people's sons before. That hasn’t gotten me in trouble before
Teacher: That kid had hepatitis
Wind: So what. My act was justified
Teacher: IN WHAT WAY
Wind: I really don’t like children
Teacher: Oh my go- You are in detention, and that’s final
Cody and James: (Both walk in)
Teacher: Good, you both are here. No detention can begin. Hannah!
Hannah: (Walks in, wearing a teacher uniform, and holding a ruler) Well, it’s about time
Teacher: Okay. You do what you must. I’m going to...

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Tim: *Sitting by a campfire with Captain Jefferson* Ah, this is nice.
Captain: Yes it is.
Shayne: *Watching Metal Gloss and Stylo surfing*
Crane: I didn't know ponies could surf.
Shayne: Neither could I.
Wayne: What about trains?
Shayne: Are you kidding? We're too heavy.
Wayne: Try telling that to your silver friend.
Shayne: What? *Sees Sean on a big surfboard surfing along with several humans* In the world?!
Wayne: While Shayne refuses to believe what he's seeing, I shall host tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Wayne from The Nut House, and here's what we got lined up for you. Where Eagles...

In the year 2700, civilization has moved into the sky, above the ground, due to alien raiders. However, a rude, brash ex gangster by the name of Chase plans on taking back the lower level of earth. Armed with nothing but his silver revolver named Six Shooter, he heads to The Grounds in order to fight off the alien threat and take it back for humanity.

~Characters~

Chase
A twenty six year old ex gangster. Known for being a rude, cocky, arrogant, flirtatious man who enjoys gun fights, soda, and dirty magazines, he is not afraid of a fight. Although he is not respected by many people, he still sees...

Hello, everyone. And it’s finally 2017. Ain’t it great? No more Harambe jokes, no more celebrities dying, no more being overly offensive (I hope). But, enough about why the world sucks. Let’s talk about me, and what cringey crap I have in mind. Now, I have a lot planned for 2017. Like, a lot. But first, some things for older series. Now, the series, Welcome to Clearwater, I don’t think I’ll be continuing. I just don’t have much I can satire, and I kinda ended Welcome to Eastwood just to have the group have an end. I was planning on having Welcome to Clearwater be more serious at...

Well, everyone, I have decided to cancel Christmas this year. If I have to suffer this Christmas, then so should everyone else. Why? Because of the worst Christmas related fanfic I have ever read. It is a fanfic called Sexy Santa.... Oh god.
So, this fanfic is based off the atrocious Twilight movies. Oh, boy, were off to a great fucking start. Anyway, Bella's friend buys airtime TV for her, but, for some stupid reason, she also buys her lingerie, because..... that's what everyone buys their friends on Christmas. So, she wears it when she goes to sleep, because I don't fucking know, when suddenly,...

*The hatred that Hannah had for Franklin was building up inside. He was right. He was right about her. But she had a feeling, a feeling that, if she didn’t do something, he would get away with these murders. There would be no evidence, nothing to prove that he was the one responsible for the murders. She didn’t show any signs of hesitation for someone like him. She aimed the gun at Franklin and fired the gun at his head. He fell back, his body limp before it even hit the ground. As soon as he was dead, the world around Hannah started to fall into black as she slowly awakened.*

*William rested...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another top ten list for the Halloween season. Today, we will be looking at another set of spooky structures, except, instead of the haunted house, will be looking at a large castle. Castles are large structures made long ago, which housed rich and royal people. While they are an amazing piece of history, there is no doubt that there is something creepy about walking into an old castle in the middle of the night. So, today, we’ll be looking at the abundance of castles from a multitude of things. First, some rules. FIRST, only castles from what I have seen....

Now, I love video games…. and, you all know that. Okay, I love video games, but, not every game is perfect. In fact, there are parts of games that take all the fun from the game and ruin it. So, I am going to show you guys the moments in games that annoy me. First off, these are all from games I play, and they have to be from games I like. So, with that said, lets begin



#15: Ashley Section from Resident Evil 4 - So, after playing as a bad ass bodyguard to the president who is going around killing psychotic villagers, what do we get? We get to play as Ashley, the annoying, and useless...