Wind: (Looks at a sign)
James: What is this
Cody: Is it a store?
Wind: Can’t you two read
James: ….. I thought you were going to
Cody: And I never passed my third grade reading class
Wind: Jesus Christ- (Walks into the building)
Hannah: (Cleaning the tables in a chef outfit)
Wind: Hannah, what the hell is this?
Hannah: Oh, well, when I heard that there was a restaurant for sale, I thought I could call moth- Uh…. a friend who could send me some money to buy it.
Wind: Hannah, you do know this was a crack house that was abandoned after a drug bust
Hannah: Well, yeah, but I’m just sprucing it up so...
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