Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in Family Guy

Well... I can't believe its here. I said I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give you the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this day and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. Disney has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell you the other show when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......

Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest you try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So you witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could you tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...

I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, random prisoners,...

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Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they move forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: Really? You've done it again!!! Whatever, let's just get the back to back episodes started.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*...

On January 1st, 1987, the world was graced with the first edition of the Japanese manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood. 30 years later, in 2017, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is still going strong. In fact, it’s even stronger today than it has ever been, and I am happy for that. So, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, I am going to make the month of January an event known only as Jojo-nuary, where I will be making many lists associated with Jojo. And to start this event off, I am going to introduce you all to the ranking of Stands from the fifth edition...

Well, everyone, it seems that Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable is coming to a close soon, with the last few episodes just left before the series finale. All that’s left is to wait for Bites the Dust, and hopefully a Vento Aureo anime in the coming future. So, before we all say goodbye to Diamond is Unbreakable forever, I want us to take a look at the multiple enemy Stands that appeared in the series. Unlike Stardust Crusaders, the Stands in this part were a little more creative. Not as impressive in some skills and strategies, but still pretty creative. Not to mention, the...

The Gamecube was such a criminally underrated console, with so many beloved games that are still appreciated to this day. So, with the Gamecube always being a favorite console of mine, I decided to do a list on what I think are the best games on the system. Now, I am not going to include any of the games from my top ten list, so no Resident Evil 4 or Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, because those two games would obviously make the list, and for good reason. Also, these are all games that only I have played. So, no F Zero GX or Baten Kaitos. Also, these games have to be Gamecube exclusives. It can...

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animals to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did you find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he stole a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make you just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the top ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin



#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....

Japan makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. You play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as you look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if you look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a manga with a title so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if you don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

(Please be advised that there's some more mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to love about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is overall a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why you may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...

Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...

We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, or just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this show called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...

(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of love for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the Star Wars prequels were made around this time, you can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a fan of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a fan of Harry Potter… the books anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great books that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, you wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the author states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Now, if you know me, you know that I watch Abridged series. One of my favorites would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made by TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

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Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did you hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There you are, you fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... You hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill you all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...