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Young Justice Goes Red Vs Blue Quoting
You don’t really have to know what RvB is, just that it’s super funny and epic and that you should see it. (its a web series, It’s up on youtube)
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Translating

After a long battle with Scarecrow, the team realises that Lucas and Megan got hit with some of his ‘new toy’. The newest gas seemed to have two different effects, for Megan it made her lose her ability to use her powers and she only spoke Martaian, and Lucas...well.....it did something different.
“Ok.Robin.Is.Going.To.Get.A.Translator.So.We.Can.Talk.To.You,” Artemis said slowly through the comlink. Robin sighed.
“Artemis, WE can’t understand Megan. Speaking slowly won't help,” He explained. Artemis gave a confused look.
“Megan? No, I’m talking to Lucas,” Artemis said
“Artemis? I don’t understand!” Lucas said stupidly “Are you cold? Are you hungry?”
“Artemis do you want some hot dogs in a blanket?” He asked with the same stupid sounding voice.
“NO! Lucas I don’t want a hot dog, and if you put mustard in my bed one more time I’m gonna kill you!”
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A.I.

Batman showed the team the new features of the cave. They noticed in all the rooms there was a little silver pedestal about a meter high.
“And this is the AI control system,” Batman said “Cortana, come out,” And a blue figure appeared on the pedestal, a woman figure all blue with shortcut hair and her hand was on her hip.
“Whoa,” The team breathed
“This is the Cave’s AI, she can control everything and help you run the place without a den mother.”
“A...I? What does the ‘A’ stand for?” Lucas said
“Artificial.” Batman said bluntly
“Oooohh, what does the ‘I’ stand for?
“Intelligence.”
“Ooooohhhhh.......what's the ‘A’ again?
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Pink

The team was hanging out in the living room, just chilling out watching TV. FAng walked into the room.
“Fang?! What are you wearing?!” Delta exclaimed looking at Fang’s T-shirt.
“It’s like uhh.....how do I say this?...it’s a little.....,” Brant said rubbing the back of his head.
“Dude, it’s pink!” Jumper exclaimed. Fang pulled at his TN
“No, it’s not pink...it’s like a....a lightish red,” Fang said
“It’s pink! You shirt is freakin’ pink!” Jumper said
“No, it’s lightish red!” Fang said rolling his eyes
“You know what? There already is a word for ‘lightish red’. You know what it’s called? PINK!” Lucas said facepalming
“You guys are color blind! It’s lightish red!” Fang said crossing his arms
“IT’S PINK!” They yelled
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Timeline

The Team looked down at Kenzie, who apparently was Fin from the future, but was five.
“This doesn't make any sense!” Artemis exclaimed
“Yeah! It’s completely screwing up the timeline!” Delta aggres throwing her hands in the air
“Time....line?” Superboy said confused “Time isn't made up of lines!” He got a bunch of weird looks
“Time is made up of circles! That is why clocks are round!” He exclaimed
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WHO DO I SHOOT?!

You know what sucks about fighting Poison Ivy? She’s Poison Ivy! She hit Fin, Robin, Batman and Delta with her spores and it messed up the kids vision and Bats turned evil. He was currently fighting Delta, who was losing badly, her vision was screwed up and so was her siblings. Fin held a gun with a dart filled with plant killer. She stared at the two black suited bodies fighting each other.
“Who do I shoot?! THEY LOOK THE SAME!” She panicked the spoors messing her vision up
“SHOOT THE ONE WHO'S WINNING, DUMB***!” Delta yelled
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Duck

Blade shot over the blockade at the robots. Grenades and bullets were being shot at them like wild and Lucas and Delta ducked down behind the blockade routine fire as well. Blade eyes shot wide as she saw the rocket flying at them.
“DUCK!” She yelled yanking the other two down
“Duck? Where! I love Ducks!!” Lucas said giggling
“When is that gas gonna were off?” Delta asked Blade
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Girl

Omega, Omicron and Blade sat behind a lazer tag wall. Lucas was using the sniper lazer scope to see the other teams, with the darkness they couldn't see their faces, but the guessed by their clothing.
“Oh come on, team five has a girl! See, the one with a pink t-shirt!” Omega complained. Omicron sncahed the scope and looked at the team.
“Oh, why don't we get a girl?!” Omicron said annoyed
“Hey! I’m standing right here!” Blade said glaring at the two
“No, Blade when we say girl, we mean a real girl!” Omicron said explaining
“What does THAT mean?” Blade said glare intensifying
“NOTHING!” The two boys said quickly
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I’m just gonna...

Today had just intensified Delta’s hate for old Cadmus. A bunch of Geno-Morphs had attacked them, they had escaped except for one. The little devil animal was just behind that door, turns out the genos that attacked them were old ones from seven years ago, the same ones that mentally tortured Project ‘Justice’. AKA Delta’s experiment group. ‘Delta was pissed’ is a huge understatement for what was going on. Kaldur stood in front of the door.
“Delta, this geno morph is very unstable and we don’t know what humans can do to it, a simple sneeze can kill it for all we know,” Robin said to his angry little sister.
“Don’t worry I’m not gonna give it a cold. I’m just gonna go in there, step on it’s neck and shoot it in the head. Cuz that’s how I roll,” Delta said calmly
“Ok, now you’re definitely not going in,”
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Walls and Mail

Blade, Delta, and Brant stood against the wall. Three of them holding the guns as if their life depended on it.
“I’m sure I could have killed iI got a few more shots in!” Brant said reloading his pistol
“A few more shots? How about one shot!” Blade said rolling her eyes
“Yeah all you hit was the wall!” Delta exclaimed lifting the sniper.
“How could you tell?! You were running straight backwards!” Brant glared at Delta
“This is a long range weapon! I need distance in order to use it correctly!” Delta said glaring back
“Where were you planning to shoot from? The f****** moon? If you backed up any further you’d have to mail him the bullets!” Blade said
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Dead or Alive

Valium. That’s all I’m gonna say. Delta, Eclipse, and Blade stood in the room looking at the black haired boy on the cot.
“So how much did FAng have?” Delta asked running the masines
“The liiiiiggghhhtttsss are ppprreeeettttyyyy,” FAng said in a lofty voise
“That anser your question?” Blade said holding up the video camera, cuz someone had to.
“Well he has had a lot, probably not lethal but-” DElta got cut off
“I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I WANT TO BE ALIVE..........or a cowboy,” Fang wailed. The girls blinked for a few seconds then burst into laughter.
“You got that on tape?” DElta grinned after they finished their fits of laughter.
“Oh yeah,”
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