Hey! It's me, the one and only, Marceline; The Vampire Queen. Well, I was just minding my own business, tuning my guitar, when this creep jumped up on me and demanded an interview. I tried to sound as boring as possible so he'd leave but he wasn't having it.
Here's how it went;
(I = interviewer)
I- hey! Marceline!
M- AHHH!! HOW'D YOU GET IN! GET OUT! NOW!
I- now, now Marcy. No need to pani-
M- DON'T CALL ME THAT! GET OUT!
I- Marceline, please, we're only trying to interview you.
M- I don't want to. Now, get out.
I- Marceline, if you'd ju-
M- I DON'T WANT TO! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE! JUST GET OUT!!!!!!
I- *sigh* please, give us a chance.
M- FINE! Ugh! What is it with you people?!
I- ok, so, Marceline?
I- how've you been?
I- I'm right in saying you're the vampire queen?
I- so, where's the king?
M- is this gonna take long?
I- please answer my question.
M- he... Died.
I- he died? How?
M- I ate him.
I- oh, yes, sorry. So, Finn...
M- what about him?
I- do you have any interest in him?
M- what? Romantically?
M- umm.... He's a friend. Just a friend, really. I do like him a little i have to confess, but he's all gooey for Bubblegum. And he likes Flame Princess too. I stand no chance. Coz I'm a dead, mean, cold blooded, vampire queen. *sigh* And I'm 1,000 years old.
I- poor you. I'm sure he'll recognise you soon.
M- ya think?
I- yes. Anyway, you like to write songs. Am i right?
I- what's your favourite song that you've written?
M- I think I've said it, like, a thousand times already but it has to be 'I'm Just Your Problem'. The look on P.B.'s face was hilarious!
I- yes, indeed, and I'm right in saying you call Princess Bubblegum by her real name.
M- uh huh. Betcha Finn didn't know her first name was Bonnibel! Haha!
I- Thank you. An-
M- are we done?
I- yes. As I was say-
M- FINALLY! NOW BEAT IT BEFORE I TURN INTO A WOLF AND EAT YOU!
I- so long folks! RUUUUUNNNN!!!
*boop boop boop..... Bleep!*
Yeah, so that's how it went. I really got into it in some parts, that just showed my defence isn't 100% strong. I hope, if I ever get another interview, that they'll knock and wait for me to let them in. I was changing for bed when that dude broke in! So, yeah, that was it...