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I got this from a friends website Sofurry.com and don't say i messed up it was an idea i had [This is kate secretly doing it with backdraft
I got this from a friends website Sofurry.com and don't say i messed up it was an idea i had [This is kate secretly doing it with backdraft
It was early morning after a night of fun after the howl but Humphrey felt something was wrong like something happened to Kate cause when he rolled over she wasn't there. He thought she had gotten up already but when he went to the kitchen she wasn't there and she wasn't one the couch 'where the hell is she' said Humphrey so he sat on the couch and waited till Kate entered then he broke lose getting all on her for leaving and not saying nothing [Little did he know she was secretly dating Backdraft behind Humphrey's back] Humphrey: Where the hell were you how come you didn't say nothing huh bitch i remember you promising that you would let me know when you leave huh what the fuck happened to that!

Kate: Where was i you really wanna know i was at my moms house cause she checked me out and turns out I'm pregnant!

Humphrey: Nag Nag Nag do you think i give two shit at the moment and thats all we need is a kid Don't you get that a kid is gonna be the relationship ender and you know it!

Kate: It was you who got me pregnant in the first place maybe you should have stopped even if i begged you!

Humphrey: maybe we shouldn't have done what you wanted cause that got you pregnant Besides i have work so i must be going now Love you bitch!

as Humphrey walks out Kate yells 'You forgot you god dam Key you flea bitten fag!'

Humphrey comes storming in and grabs Kate by the throat. Humphrey:What was that remark about me!

Kate: Your a flea bitten Fag[Kate makes a choking sound] and Humphrey throws her down and grabs his key and goes to the garage and gets in his Audi R8 and drive off to work. Meanwhile Kate invites Backdraft over to hang out and about a hour later Kate and Backdraft are in position to mate but something holds Kate back then Backdraft penetrates Kate and she moans and then Humphrey steps in and Kate acts like she is being raped by saying 'Humphrey help' and Humphrey knocks out Backdraft.
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Seventeen
An Alpha and Omega poem for my creative writing class.


Seventeen. Not very old for someone like me.
Who likes the wars in the stars, or the arrow that is green.
The radioactive lizard, the dragons that are trained,
the fellowship of Isildur’s bane and the doctor with no name.

But just one thing and one thing only, has changed my life so much.
With myself, I have gotten in touch.
I never could’ve dreamed it would be like this.
This chance was either hit or miss.

It started when I was just a kid.
There was one movie I liked a lot, oh yes I did.
It was a movie that I just rediscovered recently...
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Chapter 6: A House Divided

As they moved through the night, the group began looking for a good place to sleep as Humphrey filled Kenya in on all she had missed over the past twenty years since they last saw each other.

"So," Kenya asked. "What were you doing out here before you found me?"

"I'm looking for our parents," Humphrey replied.

"Humphrey," Kenya said. "I'm sorry, but our parents are probably dead."

"But, how could you say that?" Humphrey said. "Look, I get it. You haven't seen them in years. Neither have I. But I miss them, more then you can imagine." Then he paused. "Well, actually not...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
i really don't wanna review this movie. i really, REALLY don't wanna review it. but since i had the balls to go and watch it.... this is my review/rant on the one and only..... Norm of the North..... god, help me!

so, Norm of the North follows the story of Norm, a polar bear voiced Rob Schneider - cause why the fuck not? - who's the prince of the Arctic (i think?) and spends most of his time twerking (yea, you heard me right: the bear TWERKS!!) while listening to shitty pop songs on his iPod and saying some of the worst jokes i've ever heard! he's not like any other polar bear considering he...
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