Shakey, Salty, and Mooch came to Humphrey house.
“Hey, Humphrey!” Shakey said
“What up guys?”
“Sorry for your loss!” Mooch said.
“She was no loss!”
“Really?”
“Well, I’ll miss her, but she’s where she belongs.”
“You mean how she’s burning…”
Shakey elbowed Salty in the gut to prevent Salty from reminding Humphrey that she’s in hell.
“We came because we want to steal those planes.”
“Alright, we could do that. Come back in an hour.”
15 minutes later, the doorbell rang, “Has it been an hour?”
“No it hasn’t.”
They left. 15 minutes after that, they came back, “Has it been an hour?”
“No! It hasn’t!”
Humphrey closed the door in their face.
The door bell rang 15 minutes after that, “Shakey, Salty, Mooch! Piss off! Come back in an hour!”
“It’s Hutch, Cando and Garth!”
“Oh! Sorry! I’m coming!”
“Hey, Humphrey, we want to steal more of those planes!”
“Sorry guys, I promised Shakey, Salty, and Mooch that I’d help them steal more boats.”
“Can’t you alternate? You help us one day, you help them the next day.”
“Alright, I can do that.”
Shakey, Salty, and Mooch came, “Humphrey are you ready?”
“Yeah, I am now.”
“Guys I’ll help you tomorrow.”
“Alright,” Hutch agreed.
Humphrey, Shakey, Salty, and Mooch all got in their own trucks. Shakey switched his S-10 to a Silverado because an S-10 can’t tow crap.
“Ready guys?” Humphrey said over the PA radio.
“Yup!” Shakey said.
“Ready!” Salty said.
“I’m pumped!” Mooch said.
They came to the nearest boat place, “I don’t think this will be as hard as I thought,” Humphrey said.
They came into the boat place and saw all the boat lined up. Regal, Malibu, Bayliner, Four Winns, Natique, Centurion, Master Craft, Rinker, Sea-Doo and many more.
“Holy Crap! There’s a lot of boats here!” Shakey said.
“We need to get four boats and get out of here!”
“Which ones?”
“Anyone you can’t get! Just put them on your truck and tow away!”
Mooch got a Regal used 2450, Shakey got another Regal, he got a 35 XC, Salty got a 22 foot Malibu Wakeboard boat, and Humphrey got four Jet Skis. The only reason Shakey was able to two a massive 35 foot boat is because he replaced his S-10 with a Silverado Dually.
Eventually they had cops after them, “Humphrey we can’t away towing these boats!” Shakey yelled.
“Yes we will! Stay on my lead! I will make some sharp and immediate turns so I’ll tell you 15 seconds prior!”
“Alright!”
There were these two homeless girls who saw the action from the side of the road. They were in a rusty pick-up truck that was about to die.
“Boat thieves are sexy!”
“I call to have the single one!”
“No I want the single one!”
“He’s mine! He’ll like me more!”
Humphrey and the gang was still running.
“The cops have a spike strip! Evade! Hard right into that dirt trail!”
They each glided into the trail and turned into the trees to hide from the cops. The cops gave up the search and went back to their patrol. Those girls with the truck came in as Humphrey, Shakey, Salty, and Mooch got out. Their truck died right there.
“Hey there, sexy guys!”
The girls were very sexy and hot, “Which one of you are single?”
Humphrey and Mooch raised their hands, “Us!”
“You three are very lucky!”
They both started drooling and smiled, “We’ll ride home with you two!”
“Oh sweet!”
One of the girls went to Mooch, “I like obese wolves! What’s your name?”
“I’m Mooch.”
“I’m Addie! You’ll be lucky tonight!”
“Oh! Sweet!”
The other one came to Humphrey, “You’re the sexiest! I’m Leslie!”
“I’m Humphrey!”
“Just like my sister and your friend, we’ll have fun!”
“Oh my God, Mooch and I will become in-laws!”
“When will you take us out on your boats and Jet Skis?”
“Well these will be given to wolves in our pack, but I have my own boat and Mooch will be keeping his. I have to help my brother and two other friends steal some planes, so probably next week.”
“Sounds good!”
“We need to get back to the pack! Since you’re newcomers, we will have to check in with the leaders who are apparently my ex-mate’s parents.”
“Alright.”
They headed off, abandoning the truck, and came back to the pack the pack where they checked in with Winston and Eve.
“Winston, Eve, we got two new comers!”
“They’re wolves right?” Eve checked.
“Yeah don’t worry.”
“Oh, then welcome to the pack!”
“Thanks ma’am!”
“We will be glad to have you in our pack!” Winston said.
“Thanks sir!”
“By the way we stole three more boats and four Jet Skis!”
“That’s great!”
Shakey, Salty, and Mooch left along with Addie and Leslie.
“I’m sorry about Kate!”
“At the end she didn’t mean crap to us!” Eve said, “I wanted to rip her head off and shove it down her throat!
“Jeesh, you feel that toward your own daughter?”
“She was so Evil!”
“Alright I’ll get going.”
Leslie was standing out there, “Are you ready?”
“Oh yeah!”
“Take me home!”
“You’re going home sexy! To my home!”
Humphrey drove home and he and Leslie came up to the room. She started mounting Humphrey.
“Do you full power now and slow later? Or do you want it getting better as we go?”
“Give me better as we go!”
“I will do that!”
“She started mounting him really good and it wasn’t even good to her!”
“Oh! That gets it!”
She paralyzed him, “Oh my God, I’m paralyzed! Oh! This is so great!”
He was experiencing what Lilly and Scar experienced. Leslie started mounting harder which got him to really enjoy himself!
“Oh Leslie! That gets it right there!”
“I’m not even giving you anything good!”
She started to give him the good stuff which got him to really feel it!
“Oh! Oh! Oh!”
“I’m giving it 50%! Wait until the orgasm!”
It soon came and she gave it 100% of her power. This feeling to Humphrey was so good that he couldn’t move or feel anything else but the orgasm. It ended and Humphrey remained paralyzed 10 seconds after it all ended.
Mooch had his girl. He was sitting up and she sat on top of him facing him and mounted and kissed him.
“Oh, this feels good!”
“I could tell you were a virgin!”
Mooch got it all.