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Humphrey one day decided to work on his shower as the door is having problems. However, this time it may cost him his breath, and possibly his life to fix this one.


It had been happening for a few weeks, that damn shower closet. His landlord told him to fix it on his own so that's what he was going to do. Humphrey had a good paying job selling medical equipment but he did not want to spend several hundred dollars on a stupid thing like a broken shower. Humphrey loved fixing things all his life. He fixed the family dryer for his dad when he was a pup. He got a full tool set for his 17th birthday. Hell, he was good. So he decided to use his talent to get the job done. Kate had been also bitching at him to fix the damn thing. The shower had several problems. Sometimes the drain would clog, the door would jam shut and you were either trapped or locked out, and the shower would start suddenly and the dials would jam. Humphrey went through his supplies and went into his bathroom.

He opened the shower door, and stepped in. The door slammed shut. "Oh fucking great, seriously?" Humphrey said, trying to open the door. "FUCKING OPEN! KATE!" Humphrey cried. To his horror he remembered, his wife was on a retreat for the week. "Fuck, I can't break the glass. I don't have my phone here too. I'm stuck here." Humphrey said, he took a deep breath and sighed. He was ever so lonely ever since Kate went on that spa retreat. Humphrey suddenly felt a little naughty, thinking of Kate getting a backrub by some hot wolf girl. "Oh yeah, then she would turn over." Humphrey said, thinking of the nasty things Kate would do on that trip. Suddenly, Humphrey's man hood began to grow. He had to do it, he was not going anywhere for a while. So he pulled his pants down and then had happy time.

After SASing the place, he cleaned it up with a sock and put it in his pocket. Just when Humphrey was getting back to work, the shower turned on at full blast, and it would not go down the drain. "WHAT!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Humphrey screamed. He started banging on the glass, but it was soundproof, no one could hear him. The water was up to his knees. "Oh fuck I am going to drown in my own shower!" Humphrey cried. He tried everything, the water was rising higher, now it was up to his waist and almost his chest. Humphrey went under and tried unscrewing the drain, but he did not have the right screwdriver. "Fuck!" he screamed underwater. He was now floating. His hands were pressing against the ceiling. He was taking many breaths, hoping to get a good one if he went under. "Kate... I love you... I'm sorry it had to end like this." Humphrey said as the water went over his head. Humphrey could hold his breath for a long time. He was on the varsity swim team in high school and college. Humphrey let small bits of air out at a time and saw them trickle to the ceiling. He then got an idea. He swam up and tried breathing those bubbles of air and regaining breath. It worked only for a little while before he was struggling again. He began making gurgled noises and grunts underwater. He was running out of breath.

Meanwhile, Kate was returning home early from her retreat. She decided one day was enough. She opened the door to hear the shower running. "Oh, hes in the shower." Kate said, heading toward's the bathroom. Humphrey passed out, his last bubbles of air had escaped from his muzzle and his eyes shut. Kate opened the door to see her mate drowning. "OH MY GOD! HUMPHREY!" Kate screamed. She ran to the shower door and yanked as hard as she could. It was no use. She kept pulling even if it hurt her arm. She kept pulling until the door opened and the water poured out. Humphrey opened his eyes and looked at his mate. "Let's call that plumber." He said. Kate laughed. "Oh Humphrey!" Kate said, kissing him.


The end!


Next: My Katie and Kate play life guard in my pool!
posted by lonewolf82
Alright second article. I suggest that you read me first article before you begin reading this one (the big q). Also thank you to Hank666 for being the first to comment on my artical. well here we go.


"What do you mean she wants puppies"?
"It's not that confusing Humphrey she wants to mate with me"?
"Well duh but I mean don't get me wrong but Lilly is a pretty shy wolf".
"And your point is"?
"what would make her ask such a bold question"?
"I have no clue".
***HUMPHREY ***
"all right well good luck but i better start headin home".
"ok later Humphrey".
As Humphrey and Garth split Humphrey couldnt stop...
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posted by Alexis_Wolf
Name: Alexis

Age (Human): 21

Sex: Female

Mate: Chris (Xero_Pyramid)

Personality: Kind, always willing to help, charming, sexy

Likes: Seducing Chris and his girls, Gaming, TV, Sex.

Dislikes: Trolling, Annoying dipshits

Breed: White Wolf

Bio: Don't remember much where I came from. I was abandoned as a child and was forced to live on the streets. I ended up doing things I was not proud of for money until I met my best friend Ashley, I call her Ash though. She took me in and we became friends. Her parents paid my tuition to go to college and I got a degree in Biological sciences. We both met Chris one night as we both sat on the lake behind his house. Chris offered us to live with him. I said yes, but it also meant me and my friend had to part seperate ways. Hopefully we will find her though.
posted by Blackwolf250
It was a dark,gloomy, and rainy day...
"Days of me walking and haven't found crap..." I said to myself, I quickly turned to my right to see a wolf running at me..."Hulusination?"I questioned then was on the ground getting up"Hi there, What's the rush?" I questioned the wolf.

" Are they still following me?"the wolf said as five other wolves ran up and backed away when they saw me,

" Hey,sir, we'd like to,uh,deal with the girl please..." I glanced in his eyes seeing he wanted nothing but the usual... Forced intercourse, or better known as Rape...

"Leave her alone"I said stareing straight in his eyes,...
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posted by slydog11
name:john

age:17

rank:alpha

sex:male

fir color:brown

eye color:blueish green

mate:the one true kate

likes:friends, kate, working out, training, sex, playing games, howling and hunting.

dislikes:the devil, who annoys him, break ups, poop on foot, haters of alpha and omega.

Friends: kate alpha wolf,hank666, the one true kate(mate), omega humphrey, garth 217, humphrey98, Metallica 1147 and others that's on the list of fans. here's the bio for you kate if you get this.and this is for you.enjoy!^.^lol
I stared Calico in the eyes, letting him know that I was deadly serious, pun intended. He must have figured out that he should do what I say, because he cleared his throat.
I heard a faint click and he suddenly yelled, "Intruders! Intruders in the inner sanctum!"
I slammed my fist into his windpipe hard enough to effectively silence him and called the rest of Alpha, Bravo, and Delta teams into the room.
"What's going on?" asked Tony.
"The bad guy called for backup," said Bolt. Penny looked over at him, eyebrow raised.
"Shit," said Eve, which basically summed up the situation. We had no time.
Gunfire...
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(3:44 A.M.)
(July 5, 2011)

By this point, Bolt and I had laid out the plan, me to the humans and Bolt the animals. We'd figured out contingencies, plan B's, C's, D's, and E's, and laid out which team was doing what.
Teams Alpha, Bravo, and Delta were the main assault force, Team Echo was backup, Foxtrot was the sniper support, and Gamma was meant as a distraction. Trudy, being the only pilot that wasn't part of the assault force, was the taxi. She'd drop Alpha, Bravo, Foxtrot, and Gamma off at the compound, then return to my house and keep the chopper on 5 minute standby with Delta and Echo....
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So yeah, I ran out of Ideas for the left for dead crossover. Instead, I am doing a dead rising crossover.


It was supposed to be a simple group project. Shoot a and make a movie, then show it. Its was a simple documentary on urban environment. Well we decided to take it to Fortune City. The only problem is..... is swarming with zombies. Now trapped in the city, and with only 72 hours to escape. Humphrey, Lilly, Garth and I will have to do what it takes to
survive. And in this film, this aint no special effects
(A.N.: I've edited the actual events to make it a little smoother and easier to understand, and more interesting. I got the important bits though)

It was during Scar's stay in Jasper Park that I started trying to find temporary homes for Scar's and our pups. Having their best interests at heart, I couldn't have them stay with us, because I had just lost my job, and the only reason I was still in the house at that point was because I'd had a fairly large savings.
I'd put up photos of them on Fanpop, and started asking around to see if anyone would adopt them. Little did I know that I was opening...
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posted by TheChriZ1995
A/N: Wow two chapters a day so far, you may of have found the last chapter to be sad so here's one more on the happy side.
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April 7th 2009

Humphrey's Age: 11 months

Humphrey's POV

I woke up and found myself under a dead tree, at first I was confused as of how I got there but then it came back to me along with the sadness. I started to tear up once again.

"Come on Humphrey, be strong" I said comforting myself

I got up and crawled out from under the tree, it was still dark out but I could see the light from the sun starting to appear over the distant mountains. I was...
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posted by TheChriZ1995
A/N: Hello fellow readers, I'm starting a new story due to the fact that I have ran out of ideas for my other ones. This is rated T due to the fact of romance and war, but may change to M when Lemons come in later chapters. I'm not sure how long this story will be but I'm sure that it will be longer then any of my other ones. This story will be set up with dates so for instance Humphrey was born in spring 2008 which means his death would be in the year of 2023 since wolves live around 15 years. Let's get this story started! *cracks knuckles*

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posted by hank666
I was bored while looking at a pic and a idea popped into my head. I could zombie it!! So I did and that was the beginning of the zombies. I then added ribs showing, teeth missing, eyes missing, ears torn off, limbs torn off, etc.
As the zombies got more popular, I added some new things and took away somethings, the result only boosting their popularity. So from a idea to a legendary thing, A&O Zombies has come a LONG way from it's start.

(This article was gonna be a hell of a lot longer, but the first one I wrote get lost by fanpop so I said f**k it and I wrote this short one)
Here's another. It'll be Garth and Lilly.

(Garth)
I wanna drink that shot of whiskey
I wanna smoke that cigarette
I wanna smell that sweet addiction on my breath
I wanna ride 'cross West Virginia in the backseat of a Cadillac
You know some cowboys like me go out like that
So I need you

(Chorus)
Like a needle needs a vein
Like my uncle Joe in Oklahoma needs the rain
I need you like a lighthouse on the coast
Like the father and the son need the holy ghost
I need you

(Lilly)
I wanna get lost in some corner booth
Cantina Mexico
I wanna dance to the static of an AM radio
I wanna wrap the moon around us and...
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a few days later

my pov

i was on my way to charlies den "hey charlie hows it going" i said "nothing much just board" charlie said "well how would you like to go out with me" i said "sure i've been waiting for you to ask me" charlie said "cool lets go cutie" i said "coming hansdom" charlie said

later during my date

we were eating a cariabu "thankyou shannan for the lovely date oh i've got something for you" charlie said i leaned in close to charlie she closed her eyes and puckered up and i did the same it was my first kiss and was glourous we slid each others tounge in and out for what seamed like hours then it ended "wow that was amazing" charlie said "i know and its even better since your my first" i said "really same here" charlie "so were both each others first this is great it like destiny" i said "stop it your ruining the moment" charlie said and i walked her home "see you tommorow" i said "goodbye shannan" charlie said kissing me.
(this sing is dedicated to shakey_omega but is written only by metal wolf, created by metal wolf, credit to metal wolf, except for the song name which is shakey's idea)

VERSE 1:
flying up high as we shoot through the air ways
here, there and everywhere, straight to the sun
shooting and bombing and killing the fray
crazy and killing and joining the fun

VERSE 2:
gathering speed as we destroyed the whole town
Crazy and speedy and exploding, no fear
killing the emperor, dethroning the king crowns
you will not live long if you want to stay here

BRIDGE:
drop the
load as
we fire
our bullets
to the
ground as
you...
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the next morning

my pov

i woke up the next morning and walked outside seeing charlie walking up "hey charlie whats up" i asked "um what rank are you' charlie asked "well i guess i'm an omega but you andswered my question wrong the sky is up" i said" oh i get ha ha ha" charlie said "wow you have a beautiful laugh" i said awe your sweet any way did you want to come" charlie asked "sure" i said

later

we finished swiming

"hey do you think there is a cave behind that water fall" i said "yes there is i'm the only one who knows about it" charlie said "cool i want to see it" i said we went into the cave...
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posted by ScarAlpha
(July 4, 2011)
(11:31 P.M.)

The Sikorsky landed with a touch as sweet as a kiss, the landing gear settling on the turf and bearing the heavy chopper's weight.
Inside the two person cockpit, I sat there for a moment, unwilling to move. But I knew I had to some time, so after a minute, I started flipping switches. The only things I left alone were the climate controls and lights for the passenger cabin.
Crammed into the passenger bay of the Sikorsky S-76C light helicopter were as many of the Jasper wolves as I could get; Candu, Hutch, Winston, Eve, Tony, Ela, Candy, Salty, Shakey, Mooch, Garth,...
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~Monday~ *Regular/my POV* as i lay with kate my favorite person in the world i think what could i do on this beautiful monday. Then Kate says as if she were reading my thoughts "We could go see the clone me Or Jon or Katealphawolf" and i replie "Great idea do you know where he lives?" And she says "Sadly No but you could find out on fanpop" and i went on fanpop finding that Katealphawolf was online and i IMed him "where do you live?" and he replied "@ 252 eastwood drive Montana" and i say out loud "Thats close we could drive there and it would take like an hour".

We went out side and i got...
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How do we define right from wrong? What is it that makes us who we are? What drives a person to fight so hard for their beliefs? A dying wolf thought this as his killer stood over him.
The dark shadow of the wolf covered his face from the glare of the moon.
"You should not have taken up the challenge, young one, now you will die for your arrogance."
The dying wolf coughed and a searing pain shot up from the wound in his chest, "I didn't fight you because I thought I could win. I took up the challenge bec-" Another fit of coughing gripped him.
After a moment the dying wolf was able to catch his...
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warning sexual referency ahead you have been warned!!!

mouchs pov

the moring after charlie joined the pack

ahhhhh i got up slowly and quitely trying not to wake charlie and walked outside to take a walk and gather my thoughts wow i can't belive it i met a wonderful girl yesterday and invited her to stay at my den until she got one and when she gets up i'll ask her to be my mate ok man up mouch i got back to my den and charlie was waiting for me "oh hi charlie your up' mouch said hey i was just wondering umm would you like to be my mate" charlie asked " wow how ironic i was just going to ask you...
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the next morning:

mouchs pov

i woke up this morning thinking to myslef i'am so lonely if only i could find a mate like humphrey or salty( salty is with janace)that wold make me so happy but i guess it would make any wolf happy so i decided to go for walk and see if i cold run into anyone but no luck i wasx about to give it up for the day when a wolf came up ramed into me and hid behind me whimpering "look out" wolf said and i turned around to see four wolves aprouch "hey step aside she's a traitor' said one of the wolves "what for" i said "well if you must know she stole some of the food supplie...
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