Humphrey lay motionless on what appeared to be the battlefield. He looked around but found no one else but himself around. A sudden ZAP and the battlefield looked like a forest, except this time he was in an open space. A shadow formed around the treeline from which eight strange wolves formed a circle around humphrey.
"Who are you? And what are you?" said Humphrey as he attempted to get up.
"Don't even bother Humphrey," said the most deformed wolf of the group. His face looked as though it alone had been through Hell and back, "You wont be able to get up even if you tried."
"And just why not?" asked Humphrey as he settled back to where he was.
"Because Humphrey, I and my friends were sent here by the master to destroy you."
"so I take it you are a brown nose for your boss?"
"Shut the hell up. You shall speak only when spoken to. Understand you insolent worm?"
At this point there was a Huge flash of Bright white light. When the dust had cleared, the figure of a white wolf in silver armour could be seen. Several more flashed and there was one in Red, Blue, Green, Black, Orange and Purple. The Deformed wolves began to tighten the circle when another huge flash of light appeared next to Humphrey. This flash was at least ten times brighter than the sun. The deformed dissapated and the light dimmed enough so Humphrey could see. The armoured white wolved thusly sat and watched.
"Humphrey" said the light.
"Who are you?" asked Humphrey.
"That is not important right now. What is important is that your old pack is in trouble once more from the darkwalkers, and this time more than one demon. The Arcmaster wolf has chosen you, Humphrey, to go and protect your pack and those ascociated with it. You will now be trained." the light said as it moved closer to him.
When the light reached Humphrey, there was yet another flash of light, and this time it was Humphrey who stood at the center of it. He felt different though. He looked into the light and his mind raced as information flowed into his mind. When the training was complete, the eight white wolves were gone as well as the light and Humphrey was white instead of his usual light grey. He tried to move but felt sluggish so he looked at his feet to see what was slowing him down. He was shocked to find his old body which was rotting and halfway in the ground. He began to run. He didn't care where he went just so long as it wasn't where he was.
When he had calmed down he walked a little further where he found a river. He looked into the water and saw a tall White wolf in Golden armour. Then he saw his eyes, they were white.
-Tell me what you guys think about this. And tell me if I should continue. Thank you-
"Who are you? And what are you?" said Humphrey as he attempted to get up.
"Don't even bother Humphrey," said the most deformed wolf of the group. His face looked as though it alone had been through Hell and back, "You wont be able to get up even if you tried."
"And just why not?" asked Humphrey as he settled back to where he was.
"Because Humphrey, I and my friends were sent here by the master to destroy you."
"so I take it you are a brown nose for your boss?"
"Shut the hell up. You shall speak only when spoken to. Understand you insolent worm?"
At this point there was a Huge flash of Bright white light. When the dust had cleared, the figure of a white wolf in silver armour could be seen. Several more flashed and there was one in Red, Blue, Green, Black, Orange and Purple. The Deformed wolves began to tighten the circle when another huge flash of light appeared next to Humphrey. This flash was at least ten times brighter than the sun. The deformed dissapated and the light dimmed enough so Humphrey could see. The armoured white wolved thusly sat and watched.
"Humphrey" said the light.
"Who are you?" asked Humphrey.
"That is not important right now. What is important is that your old pack is in trouble once more from the darkwalkers, and this time more than one demon. The Arcmaster wolf has chosen you, Humphrey, to go and protect your pack and those ascociated with it. You will now be trained." the light said as it moved closer to him.
When the light reached Humphrey, there was yet another flash of light, and this time it was Humphrey who stood at the center of it. He felt different though. He looked into the light and his mind raced as information flowed into his mind. When the training was complete, the eight white wolves were gone as well as the light and Humphrey was white instead of his usual light grey. He tried to move but felt sluggish so he looked at his feet to see what was slowing him down. He was shocked to find his old body which was rotting and halfway in the ground. He began to run. He didn't care where he went just so long as it wasn't where he was.
When he had calmed down he walked a little further where he found a river. He looked into the water and saw a tall White wolf in Golden armour. Then he saw his eyes, they were white.
-Tell me what you guys think about this. And tell me if I should continue. Thank you-
"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck you talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, hey Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do you mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for you not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1. The Rain dance sceen.
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I love it when Humphrey dances. And his singing is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I love these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I love the second one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do you have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I love it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I love it when Humphrey dances. And his singing is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I love these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I love the second one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do you have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I love it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
hey this is the first of i hope to be many chapters which i would like to post 1 a day and maybe 2 on weekends
one day on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to move i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
one day on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to move i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!