Alpha and Omega Article: the time Fred got almost killed by jenna and gets killed by the mail pilot

the time Fred got almost killed by jenna and gets killed by the mail pilot

posted by katelover14

Fred: hey arent you the mail pilot from balto?

mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.

Fred: i got lost i thought i was in seattle i guess not.

Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.

fred: ok then thank you.

mail pilot: *chokes fred*

fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.

fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.

Fred:woah sorry are you balto?

Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice

Fred: i was born this way.

balto: well then where do you need to go?

fred: i need to get back to seattle.

balto says to jenna ok then lets gut him he ruined our sex now lets kill him!

jenna:wait not yet

balto:why?

jenna: ill show him the way

balto: fine show him.

jenna:fred ill show you the way

ok thank you jenna fred says annoying stuff for 2hrs when they finally reach a cliff.

jenna:ok were here

fred:wait this is it?

jenna: yes it is. *pushes fred over the cliff.

fred: screams so loud a avalanche goes with him killing him from being buried under the cliff.

jenna: ok im back balto.

balto you werent gone that long how was it hearing that twit till you got to seattle?

jenna: i killed him

balto:well lets tell my buddy the mail pilot you killed

jenna: ok balto.

balto:we killed fred for you.

mail pilot:good boy balto! now you guys can mate for 2 weeks.
down where fred is though however he didnt die yet.Fred:wtf? i lived? wow jenna tried to kill me.fred tries to climb up the mountain after 5 hours he finaly made it up and he seen the town again he walked for a bit and he finaly came up to the mail pilot.mail pilot:woah he isnt dead? i better fly him to seattle myself but jump out of the plane.the mail pilot takes fred into his plane and thinks mail pilot:cant wait to kill him in the explosion!

it takes 10 hrs to get to the destination to kill fred and the pilot jumps out mail pilot: die in hell fred!
and the plane goes down finaly killing fred

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katelover14 please comment

crystalcat15 This is so freakin' hilarious!!!

johnalphawolf dude that is epic buddy like that keep it up

LoneWOLF2272 Funny lol

rexsgirl123 Nice. I think it's hilarious.

jamieomegawolf ha this so funny*ROFL*

trueshadowwolf HA HA HA DIE IN HELL FRED HA HA HA

The Brotherhood. Chapter 7: Zane

posted by sxyomega

Anders stopped in the middle of a forested area. His body was in pure agony and couldn't bare to take another step.

"I can't stop now." He thought as he stood there panting. He took a step forward and winced at the pain his muscles sent out. "God how long have i been running?" He said out loud as he sat down to think He counted the amount of times he saw the moon and the sun. "Dear god... I have been running for four days straight..." As he realized the time that went by his stomach growled menacingly. "With no food...I guess I have every reason to be tired."

He was still angry with himself for...

The Brotherhood. Chapter 6: The Hunt Begins

posted by sxyomega

Early the next morning, Anders awoke to Faith sleeping peacefully next to him. He happily snuggled up to her. He loved the warmth that it brought. He continued to snuggle until he remembered something that made him cold as ice. Today was the day that he would have to go off and look for his three brothers.

He slowly got to his feet and watched his love sleep. "Why did this have to happen?" He thought.

"Faith," Anders nudged her softly on the cheek, "Faith...Time to wake up." Faith slowly opened her eyes and yawned.

"Good morning my little alpha, did you sleep well?"

"Of course Faith, I always sleep...

The Brotherhood. Chapter 3: Nightmares

posted by sxyomega

Kate found herself on a hill overlooking the valley. The moon was full and bright She could smell the faint scent of blood in the air. She looked down into the valley and saw a huge battle that was taking place. Seeing this, she began her descent down the hill and into the valley. Her mind was racing with thoughts and questions, but as she got closer to the fight she put those thoughts behind her. She was ready to take back what was hers.

She came to a wolf, which looked like a enemy wolf. She pounced once she was close enough and only tumbled to the ground. The wolf seemed not to notice her....

The assassin's voice

posted by lux2

The assassin's voice

Part I

  "finally I found it, the last piece," Jason laughs. He lifted the last piece out of the pedistle and places a tiny chip into a small voice box.

   "my dreams of finally being able to talk and form alliances with animals is nearly here."

  "freeze!" a police oficer razed a gun at Jason.

  "crap," Jason wispered as he slowly walks backwords.

  "hand the chip over or I'll shoot!," he says while he grabs his radio. Jason reached into his pocket and with blinding speed hurld a blade into the officers head.

  "come in frank, come in, frank?" the radio buzzed....

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New beginnings with Lilly 3: "Big Moves, Big Changes"

posted by OmegaLeader

New Beginnings with Lilly 3 "big moves, big changes"

It was packing day for me, in a week I'd be going to college. My friend Alyssa would be going with me to US C where me and Lilly will be sharing a bedroom and Alyssa would be the bed next to us. If things get to crazy between me and Lilly, Alyssa won't mind which was great for me and her. I put my surround sound speakers on and put on pandora, we listened to Metallica then some Ellie Goulderg and Skillet. We danced for a bit but I had to get back to packing. I had Lilly's clothing and supplies and mine, we were pretty much ready to go.

There...

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the shocking discovery! what did you do Humphrey?!

posted by trueshadowwolf

"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck you talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, hey Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do you mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for you not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!

Raid On Alpha Territory Chapter 3: The Answer Is No

posted by WinstonTheAlpha

The next day in the Eastern territory in the territory’s church a wolf was preaching “Never take for granted the greatest power of all-- the power to choose. Consider the choices you have made in the past.” “And when they led you astray, faith in times of opposition… Will lead to your salvation, or often the easy way will lead to your temptation.” “Think of consequences, and cherish your power to choose the right path…” Within the pack leader Tony and an undercover alpha were talking. “You think I’d be more liable to tell the truth with God watchin’.” Said the alpha...

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The Humphrey in Me Chapter 1

posted by sxyomega

Well I did a pole on it and you guys told me you wanted it so here it is...Hope you enjoy!

"Tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow," is all I could think of as I helplessly stayed awake all night,"tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow."

Of course tomorrow is a big day for me. It was my first day of Alpha Training. I was part of the head family of the pack. Although my parents died, from what my uncle Mooch and Uncle Shakey tell me they died from a war between us and a pack from Idaho, they are the very very famous Humphrey and Kate, the western pack leaders.

I have two Alpha older brothers, Dane and Gavan, then I have...

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My top 5 Alpha & Omega Moments

posted by KingSimba4Ever9

1. The Rain dance sceen.
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I love it when Humphrey dances. And his singing is sooo funny!

2. The Moonlight Howls.
I love these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I love the second one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.

3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do you have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD

4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I love it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,

5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)

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(southern wolf) flow in me (rock n rap version)

posted by garth21

Man let's see if someone cares
knock on the door couple times
guessing noones there,
Knock the door over n scream like hell,
No matter how hard you hold it in
just bleed it out cause you know its gonna spill over bones or sticks
Southern wolf is now awaken poke him back he fuck you like shit,
maybe a couple pierces won't be too bad but it better be a sharp top
cause no matter how you try its your blood who's gonna drip,
Now clean it up from the wall to the floor,
Cause their ain't nowhere for you to go,
Though i can't blame,
taste the smell of hell yeah that'll make you tamed,
Feel it risin through your...

Coldplay Viva La Vida

posted by jason74633

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain
Once you go there was never
Never an honest...

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life with kaitlyn chapter 2

posted by lonehumphrey

Hey people sorry for the wait I got a life ta live but thx for reading and please again enjoy

When kaitlyn woke up she forgot where she was, then the memories returned but she must forget that and move on with life.
When Nathan woke he saw a pair of beautiful hazel eyes staring at him. " goodmorning kaitlyn " Nathan told her breaking the silence. " morning " she answered while moving her muzzle in his neck. " you hungry or anything " he asked getting himself out of bed heading to the bathroom.
" I'm kind of thirsty and starved " she told him and
also getting herself out of bed. When they went...

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the fake life chapter 18 alpha and omega

posted by lonehumphrey

Hey people please enjoy and sorry about the wait been busy but again enjoy and this has some girl power in it since most of my stories doesn't involve girls so here you go haha

When Nathan awoke from his unconscious state he felt extreame pain in his liver ( the bullet) and in the shoulder ( the knife) "cant let anyone notice or see" he said quitely.

After about twenty minutes he found some strong, long and thick grasses that he tied toghether to make a homemade stitch to put into his wounds. But now time to take the bullet out.
" ouch " he yelped when he got the bullet out of his wound now...

the major series chapter 2: joining the pack

posted by alphamajor

from exahustion of dieing and coming back to life i feel unconcious

some time later

i woke up feeling much better in what apeared to be a cave so i decided to go on a walk i tried to stand up but fell straight back down looking at my feet seeing paws instead i feaked out a little and tried standing on all fours and did not fall so i walked out of the cave being pinned to the ground by a wolf

wolf: who are you and what do you want here
me: thats wierd
wolf: what
me:a talking wolf now i know im dreaming
wolf: this is no dream who are you and what are you doing here
me: fine im major and i woke up and...

the major series chapter 1:my death and a new beginning

posted by alphamajor

hey this is the first of i hope to be many chapters which i would like to post 1 a day and maybe 2 on weekends

one day on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died

unknown time later

i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to move i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going

the fake life chapter 15 alpha and omega

posted by lonehumphrey

Guys please enjoy it took me two hours to do this and this is based on what ive been through not the wolf parts but the story and for full effect for the story listen to Lucy. Bur skillet.

When Nathan woke up he remembered he was far from home but didn't care all he knew was his life was a lie and when he was human he had his parents as a wolf he had kaitlyn now he has no one just himself. he wanted something to happen. A bear passed him nothing same as hunters.
he wanted anything but all he got was the pack finding him. After three days. " shadow we found you are you okay " Kate asked starting...

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song for tesla: tesla shock: classic/hard rock format: finished

posted by metalwolf116

verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace

bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!

chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!

verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole

bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!

chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!

bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!

Solo

chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!

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Pack of the Rising Moon: Beginnings: Chapter 1

posted by Sidd15

Hey guys, this is Brandt. I decided to do my own story apart from Wolfman32's(Grady's) original Life with Rose story.

Brandt's POV

The sun had just begin its rise as night turned into morning. I blinked at the sudden brightness that reached my on top of my cave den, I hadn't been able to sleep very well but that was a common occurrence these days. Four weeks. It had been four weeks since I had left Garth's pack; as well as my friends Grady, Coy, Rose, and Star. It had been a personal decision of mine that I needed something more than just taking orders as an omega.

I watched a beautiful light...

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Vendetta part 2: chemical command

posted by Shepard_

PPSH-41

A mortar exploded in front of the boat and water from the channel sprayed up and into the boat and soaked the troops in front. and all at once it hit me......we were at war. the boat rowers plowed the boat right into the river bank and everyone jolted forward. the drop door slammed down into the sand and all the troops piled out onto the waste land of bodies that was the river shore. Many of the troops in the front were mowed down by machine gun fire coming from the buildings. Reznov, Demetri, and I all found a trench and hid there for a minute to get a grip on the situation. we happened to...

Humphrey and the Vietnam experience ch 5 the Tet offensive

posted by WolfRaider577

it is 1968 Humphrey and Sergio just left Gloria after the most bloodiest battle at the base.
Today they were at pleiku airbase waiting for the New guys to arrive then A c141 starlifter landed with the recruits with a Marine major Major cesar Robles (wolfman577) He was now in command of Sergio's Platoon (including Humphrey's).

Sergio'S pov
right when we left pleiku a c123 proivder blows ,then the control tower blows up, then a line of hueys blow up one by one we all pull out our m16s,M60's,and Stoner lmg's and we drove off to saigon when we got there there were dead bodies on the floor with their...