well only me and garth21 were the only ones that were awake. the rest of the guys in the car were asleep. but me and garth21 are still hungry. "hey wait stop the car garth21!" trueshadowwolf said. "why what is it?" garth21 said. "you see that farm?" trueshadowwolf said. "yeah." garth21 said. "they have pigs see that?" trueshadowwolf said. "yeah." garth21 said. "i bet if we take that pig we can just cook it and make it into bacon you in?" trueshadowwolf said. "ha ha ha ok lets do it!" garth21 said. we both snuck out of the car and went over the fence. the pig was asleep. they both snuck right behind it. "shhh ok ok..." trueshadowwolf said. then they caught it. the pig was screaming its lungs off. "HEY WHOS OUT THERE!!!" a farmer said. he came out with a shotgun. "START THE CAR!!!!" trueshadowwolf said. garth21 was trying to start the car while trueshadowwolf was puting the pig inside the trunk. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!" mattwolf199 said. the rest of the guys woke up. garth21 started the car. then trueshadowwolf got on top of the car. then all the sudden the farmer got out a monster trunk. "WHERE THE F@#$ DID HE GET THAT THING?!" trueshadowwolf said. "I DONT KNOW!!!" garth21 said. "COME BACK WITH MY BACON YOU VARMENTS!!!" the farmer said. he was chaseing us with that monster truck of his. "DAMN IT KEEP DRIVEING WHILE IM SHOOTING AND REST OF YOU THROW AS MUCH OBJECTS AS YOU CAN!!!" trueshadowwolf said. trueshadowwolf was trying to shoot the farmer with his pistol and the rest were throwing stuff inside the car. the farmer got out his shotgun and was shooting us. shot the back of the car. "GIVE MY PIGGY BACK YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!" the farmer said. "NO ITS OURS NOW YOU BASTURD!!!" trueshadowwolf said. "DUDE JUST GIVE HIS PIG BACK!!!" wildcat343 said. "NO I WANT TO COOK BACON DAMN IT!!!" trueshadowwolf said. then trueshadowwolf shot the farmers hand and then the farmer lost control of the monster truck. "HOLY S@#$ GET DOWN!" trueshadowwolf said. the monster truck tiped over and exploded. the farmer was dead. trueshadowwolf got back inside the car. "WHAT THE F@#$ IS WRONG YOU?!" nicker11500 said. "i wanted bacon." trueshadowwolf said. "yeah but you killed him!" garth21 said. "HEY that was his fault not mine he tiped his car now just drive this car to the forest." trueshadowwolf said. "ok hey theres a bon fire by the road." nicker11500 said. they lited up the fire and put the pig on the fire.
1 hour after cooking the pig.
"DAMN trueshadowwolf this is good bacon!" wildcat343 said. "i know thats why i wanted bacon so badly ok!" trueshadowwolf said. "my god and this sausage is good!" nicker11500 said. "hey guys you want a ciggerette?" trueshadowwolf said. "yeah man hook me up!" garth21 said. trueshadowwolf gave each of them a ciggerette. "i wonder how the pack is doing." nicker11500 said. "hmmm i dont know you want to check on them?" trueshadowwolf said. "well sure we need to get back to the party." mattwolf199 said. "well lets go." trueshadowwolf said. garth21 went to start the car. "DAMN IT WE'RE OUT OF GAS now how are we gonna get there?" garth21 said. "hey guys look a car...i think theres gas in it hold on a sec!" trueshadowwolf said. he went to the other car. garth21 and them heard the car windows break then the sirerns go off. "ok i got it lets get this baby going." trueshadowwolf said. trueshadowwolf filled the car up with gas. "ok lets go." trueshadowwolf said. garth21 started the car. then they got back to the pack.
"WHAT THE HELL....WHY IS THE FOREST ON FIRE?!?!" garth21 said. then they sawed humphry. with a beer can on his paw. "HUMPHRY WHAT HAPPENED?!" trueshadowwolf said. "wolves row BITCHES ha ha ha!" humphry said....drunkly. humphry was too drunk to answer. trueshadowwolf claped his paws in front of humphrys face. "WAIT WHAT oh hey guys i was just drinking root beer and some wolf tiped that gas tank over there." humphry said. "AND YOU GUYS DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO PUT IT OUT?!" trueshadowwolf said. "what ha ha?" humphry said. "damn it his too drunk humphry202 you know what happened right?" trueshadowwolf said. "humphry was right i didnt know what was going on i was in the middle banging kate." humphry202 said. "well how are we going to put this fire out?" trueshadowwolf said. "uhhh trueshadowwolf i dont think you have to worry theres a storm coming." wildcat343 said. it started to rain then it put the fire out. "well the fires out." garth21 said. "damn it the games are all ruined!" shakey said. "(sigh) hey kate when is winston coming back?" trueshadowwolf said. "he said he will be back tomorrow." kate said. "OH S@#$ REALLY DAMN GUYS WE GOT TO GET THE PLACE CLEANED UP!" trueshadowwolf said. "WHAT THE PARTYS OVER?!" garth21 said. "DUDE WINSTON IS COMING FIRST THING TOMORROW REMEMBER THE LAST TIME!" trueshadowwolf said.
*FLASHBACK*
"OH S@#$ GET THE F@#$ OUT OF THERE!" humphry202 said. winston was the HULK. "COME ON (CHOKEING)" trueshadowwolf was being choked by winston. "DAMN IT!" garth21 said. winston threw garth21 through the forest. "WATCH OUT!" nicker11500 said. nicker11500 got kicked in the ass all the way to the lake!
BACK TO THE PRESENT
"OH MY GOD YOUR GUYS GET THIS PLACE CLEANED UP!" garth21 said.
will they get the place cleaned up. will they make it. the pack is too drunk to help. OH BOY I HOPE I DONT GET MY ASS KICKED ALL THE WAY TO THE FOREST.
1 hour after cooking the pig.
"DAMN trueshadowwolf this is good bacon!" wildcat343 said. "i know thats why i wanted bacon so badly ok!" trueshadowwolf said. "my god and this sausage is good!" nicker11500 said. "hey guys you want a ciggerette?" trueshadowwolf said. "yeah man hook me up!" garth21 said. trueshadowwolf gave each of them a ciggerette. "i wonder how the pack is doing." nicker11500 said. "hmmm i dont know you want to check on them?" trueshadowwolf said. "well sure we need to get back to the party." mattwolf199 said. "well lets go." trueshadowwolf said. garth21 went to start the car. "DAMN IT WE'RE OUT OF GAS now how are we gonna get there?" garth21 said. "hey guys look a car...i think theres gas in it hold on a sec!" trueshadowwolf said. he went to the other car. garth21 and them heard the car windows break then the sirerns go off. "ok i got it lets get this baby going." trueshadowwolf said. trueshadowwolf filled the car up with gas. "ok lets go." trueshadowwolf said. garth21 started the car. then they got back to the pack.
"WHAT THE HELL....WHY IS THE FOREST ON FIRE?!?!" garth21 said. then they sawed humphry. with a beer can on his paw. "HUMPHRY WHAT HAPPENED?!" trueshadowwolf said. "wolves row BITCHES ha ha ha!" humphry said....drunkly. humphry was too drunk to answer. trueshadowwolf claped his paws in front of humphrys face. "WAIT WHAT oh hey guys i was just drinking root beer and some wolf tiped that gas tank over there." humphry said. "AND YOU GUYS DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO PUT IT OUT?!" trueshadowwolf said. "what ha ha?" humphry said. "damn it his too drunk humphry202 you know what happened right?" trueshadowwolf said. "humphry was right i didnt know what was going on i was in the middle banging kate." humphry202 said. "well how are we going to put this fire out?" trueshadowwolf said. "uhhh trueshadowwolf i dont think you have to worry theres a storm coming." wildcat343 said. it started to rain then it put the fire out. "well the fires out." garth21 said. "damn it the games are all ruined!" shakey said. "(sigh) hey kate when is winston coming back?" trueshadowwolf said. "he said he will be back tomorrow." kate said. "OH S@#$ REALLY DAMN GUYS WE GOT TO GET THE PLACE CLEANED UP!" trueshadowwolf said. "WHAT THE PARTYS OVER?!" garth21 said. "DUDE WINSTON IS COMING FIRST THING TOMORROW REMEMBER THE LAST TIME!" trueshadowwolf said.
*FLASHBACK*
"OH S@#$ GET THE F@#$ OUT OF THERE!" humphry202 said. winston was the HULK. "COME ON (CHOKEING)" trueshadowwolf was being choked by winston. "DAMN IT!" garth21 said. winston threw garth21 through the forest. "WATCH OUT!" nicker11500 said. nicker11500 got kicked in the ass all the way to the lake!
BACK TO THE PRESENT
"OH MY GOD YOUR GUYS GET THIS PLACE CLEANED UP!" garth21 said.
will they get the place cleaned up. will they make it. the pack is too drunk to help. OH BOY I HOPE I DONT GET MY ASS KICKED ALL THE WAY TO THE FOREST.
When humphery got up from being thrown by an unknown force he sees kats in her werewolf form he also sees black smoke coming out of a other animal and go into kate." that is what is making her change". he then charged wright to the animal, but all the other animals went in front of him to stop him. Humphery then changes into his werewolf form and slams the animals out of the way, like the tank from the X-Box game Left 4 Dead. He charges to the guy and slams him so hard that makes him fly and hit a rock 5 feet away.
he then sees kate change into her normal self and falls on the ground with a thud. Humphery changes to normal and runs to kate and picks her up in his paws and starts running for his life away from the horrible place and to never return.
Sorry short this all I had so this is the end of chapter 4. Chapter 5 coming soon
he then sees kate change into her normal self and falls on the ground with a thud. Humphery changes to normal and runs to kate and picks her up in his paws and starts running for his life away from the horrible place and to never return.
Sorry short this all I had so this is the end of chapter 4. Chapter 5 coming soon
name: humphrey sweetwater
gender:male
age:classified
occupation: military
description: well mannered man from hoboken he`s really a nice guy but seems to be nerdy and a party animal when given a bottle of scotch side notes~ has a strange talent with large weapons
*has a strange idea of what poker really is
**is still a virgin**
*has lost of other strange talents and has strange 1,000 dollar prescription lenses
*when talking can be a smart ass
*is from hoboken*
ill mannered around gnerals and high ranks
*will use his LMG to break just about anything
*hates snakes
gender:male
age:classified
occupation: military
description: well mannered man from hoboken he`s really a nice guy but seems to be nerdy and a party animal when given a bottle of scotch side notes~ has a strange talent with large weapons
*has a strange idea of what poker really is
**is still a virgin**
*has lost of other strange talents and has strange 1,000 dollar prescription lenses
*when talking can be a smart ass
*is from hoboken*
ill mannered around gnerals and high ranks
*will use his LMG to break just about anything
*hates snakes
"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck you talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, hey Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do you mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for you not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
