Winston awoke to the sound of a telephone ringing. He picked up the phone and answered it. “Hello?” “Hey” Said a man’s voice over the telephone. “Can you do a favor for me?” “Yeah, shit yeah.” Said Winston. “You sleepin’?” Said the man. “No, no, no, I’m up.” Said Winston. “Anyway, can you come by the territory?” Said the man. “Yeah I’ll be right over.” Said Winston. “Alright, bye.” Winston then walked to the bathroom where he washed his face and took his regular daily medication. As Winston walked to his car he noticed a blanket of snow had covered the ground. Winston then got in his car and began to drive to the territory. As Winston arrived at the territory he noticed that the snow had picked up. Inside the territory, a female wolf was hanging new years decorations. “This kind of sex is evolutionary instinct, gentlemen.” Said the woman to a couple of nearby alphas. “Example: Tiger Stadium, bleachers empty except me and a friend. We always get it on whenever and wherever we can.” “No one saw us except for the left fielder. Let’s just say, he liked the show and didn’t care about the audience. Impulsive sex is in our genes, boys. Don’t deny yourselves. “Yeah, well now I gotta go jump in the snow to cool my shit off.” Said one of the nearby alphas. “Have a good new year, E. “You too, babe.” Said the woman. Two more alphas were passing by and said, “That animal was your type Eve. You two should hook up.” “Fuck off.” Said Eve. “We were just talking about acting on impulses with no guilt.” “Don’t get angry, E. Said the second alpha. You only bed Easterns. Everyone knows that.” “Which is unfortunate for me because I’m in love with you.” “I don’t bed Easterns.” Said Eve. “I fuck bad boys. Big difference.” “I just hope I don’t have to become a fuckin’ ax murderer to prove I’m worthy.” Said the second alpha. “What the hell is this?” Said Eve. “Fun and games? “Buzzkill.” Said the second alpha. “Does anybody ever work around here anymore?” Said Winston as he entered the territory. “Hey, Winston.” Said one of the alphas “Your late.” “ Happy New Year.” “Hey your pissing me off.” Said Winston as the alphas started walking away. “Get outta here before I give you something to do.” “You boys wanna get stuck with us here tonight.” “Bye, boys.” Said Eve. “I’ll see you all at the new territory.” Said one of the alphas. “Happy new year Eve “Later, Eve.” Said the second alpha.” “Stuck. That’s not very nice, boss. Said Eve. “Your right. Said Winston. “I apologize. You’re lovely and amazing. And it is my honor to spend new years eve with you.” “You’re a sarcastic prick, aren’t you?” Said Eve as Winston started to walk away. “We are going to have a good time tonight, boss.” “We officially shut down at midnight, but all calls are being diverted, so we might as well be closed now. We could start gettin’ fucked up real early!” “All right, but not too early, all right?” “We still gotta pack this shit up.” “Not much” Said Eve. “Now, come on, it’s my favorite holiday. Even though we’re here I wanna do it right. “How could you possibly do it wrong?” Asked Winston.