It was cloudy and was looking as though it was about to storm as I hurried up the stone porch steps from a long and hard day at work. I swung the door open and there I saw my mate Humphrey laying comfortably on the couch and munching on cookies and staring at the T.V. screen. Colorful colors reflected on his face from the tv and loud screaming sounds were coming from the tv too.
I just looked at him for a while with jealousy. Without saying a word I walk right past him and into the kitchen where I saw that the pantry door was wide open and the cookie jar was totally empty. I sighed and started to clean up the kitchen. And as I was opening the trash to throw away something I saw several empty ice cream cartons. I gasped and ran to the freezer and opened it up. There was no more ice cream or popsicles!
Suddenly I headed a loud BUUURRRRRPPPP coming from the living room. I put a hand over my face as I tried to hold back my anger. "Humphrey dearest, what was that loud noise? Was it a lion? And who ate all the cookies and ice cream and popsicles?
The munching sound that was coming from the living room suddenly stopped and there was total silence. Then Humphrey replied. "Ummmmmmmm I ate them because you said that you needed to loose some pounds. So I thought that I'd help!" I got mad and I ran out to the living room and stood right in front of Humphrey with my hands on my hips. "I never said that!!! I never did!" Humphrey who was now curled up in a ball and smiling innocently, "yes you did!" "No!" "Yes!" "No!!!" Humphrey didn't say anything for a while then he mumbled, "Well it looked like you needed to loose some."
I am now extremely mad. "YOU THINK I NEED TO LOOSE SOME POUNDS!?!?! WELL I WILL LOOSE 5 BY THE TIME I'M DONE BEATING YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!! " Humphrey resizes that I didn't get the joke at all so he tries to calm me down. "Sweetie!!! I'm sorry! You don't look fat! You look gorgeous! I never saw a girl as pretty as you!!" I get more mad. "Humphrey!! There is such a thing as pushing the limit!!! And that's what you're doing right now!!!!" Humphrey just sits there and doesn't say a word. I sigh and sit next to him. "I'm sorry for yelling Humphrey, it's just that girls get defensive about there looks. And that's why I got mad. I'm sorry." Humphrey smiles and hugs me, "No I'm sorry, I should have known better. You had a hard day at work today and after I said that it made you explode, I'm sorry my love." I hug back and kiss him. "It's ok, I forgive you." I look at the tv screen with interest. "So how's the show?" Humphrey smiles "Hm, pretty good. Wanna just sit back and relax and watch it with me?" I laugh. "Ha! Sure! I would love to!" So with our arms around each other we watch The Titanic in peace.
I just looked at him for a while with jealousy. Without saying a word I walk right past him and into the kitchen where I saw that the pantry door was wide open and the cookie jar was totally empty. I sighed and started to clean up the kitchen. And as I was opening the trash to throw away something I saw several empty ice cream cartons. I gasped and ran to the freezer and opened it up. There was no more ice cream or popsicles!
Suddenly I headed a loud BUUURRRRRPPPP coming from the living room. I put a hand over my face as I tried to hold back my anger. "Humphrey dearest, what was that loud noise? Was it a lion? And who ate all the cookies and ice cream and popsicles?
The munching sound that was coming from the living room suddenly stopped and there was total silence. Then Humphrey replied. "Ummmmmmmm I ate them because you said that you needed to loose some pounds. So I thought that I'd help!" I got mad and I ran out to the living room and stood right in front of Humphrey with my hands on my hips. "I never said that!!! I never did!" Humphrey who was now curled up in a ball and smiling innocently, "yes you did!" "No!" "Yes!" "No!!!" Humphrey didn't say anything for a while then he mumbled, "Well it looked like you needed to loose some."
I am now extremely mad. "YOU THINK I NEED TO LOOSE SOME POUNDS!?!?! WELL I WILL LOOSE 5 BY THE TIME I'M DONE BEATING YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!! " Humphrey resizes that I didn't get the joke at all so he tries to calm me down. "Sweetie!!! I'm sorry! You don't look fat! You look gorgeous! I never saw a girl as pretty as you!!" I get more mad. "Humphrey!! There is such a thing as pushing the limit!!! And that's what you're doing right now!!!!" Humphrey just sits there and doesn't say a word. I sigh and sit next to him. "I'm sorry for yelling Humphrey, it's just that girls get defensive about there looks. And that's why I got mad. I'm sorry." Humphrey smiles and hugs me, "No I'm sorry, I should have known better. You had a hard day at work today and after I said that it made you explode, I'm sorry my love." I hug back and kiss him. "It's ok, I forgive you." I look at the tv screen with interest. "So how's the show?" Humphrey smiles "Hm, pretty good. Wanna just sit back and relax and watch it with me?" I laugh. "Ha! Sure! I would love to!" So with our arms around each other we watch The Titanic in peace.
Hey im runt, Humphreys pup, im good at climbing trees and i saved daria. i got into trouble once with the rouges. thats all i can think of. well and the fact im 2 minutes younger, heh. also, i wasn't afraid of that ghost because, im the king of the forest. just hope daria is fine. im also the runt of the litter (well you can tell). (IS THIS MAKING ME WRITE A ESAY?) sorry. i have a bro called stinky and a sis called claudette. stinky is... well.... idk but claudette is the best runner, we wouldn't of won the great wolf games without her.
