One morning,it was as quiet as usual. Tikanni the Arctic wolf living her life until she thought to herself.*Alex walking down the forest* Tikanni thought,(maybe it'll be funny if i pull a prank at him )Alex:Hmm that looks like Tikanni's den because who else i don't know with a golden chainsaw hanging there?*TIkanni shouts and chases Alex with a chainsaw* Tikanni:AAAAHHHHAAAAHAHHHAAAAA! Alex:AAH what the heck?! Tikanni:LOL I was bored. *Alex runs away*.At night... Tikanni:zzz zzz zzz zzz *heres loud bang on top of den* unknown wolf:LALALAHAHAHAHA Tikanni:Aren't you?..... Darknight? Darknight:Yep thats me! hey Tikanni why would you forget your best friend? *sad puppy face* Tikanni:aao no no no not that face... Darknight:lol how come you don't hang out with me? Tikanni:I'm not that "crazy" Tikanni you knew Darknight... Darknight:Yep suuure how about that dude you were chasing this morinin? hmm? hmm? hmmmmm? Tikanni:OKAY! maybe a little but you can't change me my phisco days are over. Darknight:ugh huuuuh Tikanni:Jus get out of here! Darknight:Fine sheesh. The next morning... Tikanni jumped out of her den and flew to the southern territory. Southern wolf:Hey leader everyone is ready at your command Tikanni:today all of you may rest cuz its a friday like what the heck you guys deserve a break. Southern wolf:Ok day off. *brian comes and visits* Brian:Hey Tikanni whats up? Tikanni: nothing i'm on my way to a haunted house i like to go to I chill there and nothin much want to come? Brian:Ok sure *Tikanni and Brian head for the haunted house* Brian:Wow i like it. Tikanni:lol watch this *Tikanni kicks the front door and an egg falls on Brian's head* Brian:EW an EGG Tikanni: that was NOT ME *Tikanni and Brian enter after Brian cleans the egg off* Tikanni:Hmm not how i left this place.... *Alex comes out of now where and locks Tikanni and Brian inside a big metal box* Alex:THAT'S for chasing me! Tikanni:it was for fun so what? Brian:Any ideas? Tikanni: i have just 1 but it might involve crushing you by accident... Brian: i don't care do it. Tikanni:Okkk *Tikanni grows bigger and bigger and the box breaks* Brian:AOOOOWWW Tikanni:Told ya we should have gone with the chainsaw. Brian:YOU SAID YOU HAD ONLY 1 IDEA! Tikanni:Yeaaah but i thought it was too risky Brian:.... Alex:i have been standing here and all you could have done was ask me to open the BOX. Tikanni and Brian:WHAAT Alex:it was just for fun so you could have ask me to open it. Brian:Tikanni....shall we do the honers? Tikanni:YES we shall *Tikanni and Brian put Alex in the metal box then leave to a party
#5: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.
#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(
#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own sister.
Anyone who read Lilly's opposite side will realise just how graphic these people are willing to be about it.
And sadly their are HUNDREDS of stories for it..
#2: Twilight X Spike:
Twilight raised Spike as a mother, and probably behaves as one.
So this seems rather fucked up for me..
#1: Twilight X Shining Armor:
Great!
More incest!
Why is fanfiction so obsessed with incest!?
I mean, it's disguesting
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.
#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(
#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own sister.
Anyone who read Lilly's opposite side will realise just how graphic these people are willing to be about it.
And sadly their are HUNDREDS of stories for it..
#2: Twilight X Spike:
Twilight raised Spike as a mother, and probably behaves as one.
So this seems rather fucked up for me..
#1: Twilight X Shining Armor:
Great!
More incest!
Why is fanfiction so obsessed with incest!?
I mean, it's disguesting
Ok let's say you (who ever is reading this) are walking out in the woods (doesn't even have to be jasper park) and all of a sudden you see kate or Lilly (whoever you Prefer) what will happen next? You can decide :p Please leave a comment and tell me what would happen next, and if you continue reading u will see what I would think will happen.
Yes I will use face expressions
Kate: Aah! (growls)
Me: Oh My God. O_o yo-yo-you Ar-are Kate!!!!!
Kate: how do you Know My Name Human!?!!? Speak!
Me: uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh (faints)
Kate:............ -_- ugh.........great
Yes I will use face expressions
Kate: Aah! (growls)
Me: Oh My God. O_o yo-yo-you Ar-are Kate!!!!!
Kate: how do you Know My Name Human!?!!? Speak!
Me: uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh (faints)
Kate:............ -_- ugh.........great