Alpha and Omega Article: Humphrey the stand up wolf vol.1

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posted by AlphawolfAlisha

August. 9, 2013. Well here's Humphrey's jokes I've worked up so um enjoy!

Entry one: what did two bears do while changing spots? one of the bears said" um this barely fit me does this make butt look big?.....the other bear replies" um yes it does". (both of them laughs) wow I can't bearly see how that can't fit you".

Entry two: um Kate where did you put my cupcake!? Kate replied." I've put in the garbage!". Humphrey Gasped." um why did you do that for?". Kate sounded discussed" because it smells bad". Humphrey sniffed." um I was going to eat that cupcake".

Entry three: (Humphrey farts)pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft! Kate comes in the den and starts to smell the fart in the air."ewwwwwwww!!!! Humphrey did you farted in here?" Humphrey gulped." um yes...put it will pass". Kate gags."grrr its smells Humphrey"(Kate goes out for but passes out)Humphrey goes with her and sees her there and goes and helps her out and asks her. "are you ok ?" Kate answers yes and got up and said to him." you got to stop your farting Humphrey". Humphrey replies. "yes Kate it would not happen again".

well that's is all I got!! please place comments below and please fan it. thanks!

wolfies, ben15delas and 1 other like this

thealphaboyz Poor hunpfrey XD

wolfwarrior07 ohh this very funny and I can't help myself

ben15delas That's funny sweetie Nice Job.

wolfies Nice

AlphawolfAlisha I knew you will love this....I'll make more I guess.....but this will be like a weekly thing so come back next weekend

Tehgamingking nice

life after the movie part 6: mouchs marrage

posted by deafo7

warning sexual referency ahead you have been warned!!!

mouchs pov

the moring after charlie joined the pack

ahhhhh i got up slowly and quitely trying not to wake charlie and walked outside to take a walk and gather my thoughts wow i can't belive it i met a wonderful girl yesterday and invited her to stay at my den until she got one and when she gets up i'll ask her to be my mate ok man up mouch i got back to my den and charlie was waiting for me "oh hi charlie your up' mouch said hey i was just wondering umm would you like to be my mate" charlie asked " wow how ironic i was just going to ask you...

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defy the illness: metal song dedicated to sentinel wolf.

posted by metalwolf116

(this song is dedicated to sentinel wolf but is written by metal wolf and metal wolf only. any violation to this song will result in prison)

May this song give you strength my friend and know that there are people on this sight that really care for you

DEFY THE ILLNESS:

VERSE 1:
dont give in to the sickness
that was made to take you away
(just give in to me)
you have done nothing wrong
but it still wants you to pay
(just give in to me)

dont let the voices give you the sign
the shouting and screaming they say
"YOU ARE MINE"

CHORUS:
come on my friend you must defy the illness
come get up and defy the illness...

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Cod nazi zombies season1 episode2-Natchet Der Untoten

posted by Alphaman

As we last left are heels there were fighting parolessly to get out of the hell hole they were in but then it became quiet and that's were we start off

*Theme song*

Me-"Damn it's getting foggy"
Buddy-"Yea it is"
Just then lighting shot down through the roof and a he'llhound appered.
Hank-"Ahh fuck no"
Joanthan-"Ahh come on!!"
Just then it jumped on me and started attacking me
Me-"Ahh fuck get It off get it off!!!!"
Lily-"Hank help him please!!"
Hank-"Okay u got it"
As hank kick the dog off and blew his head off he put his hand out.
Hank-"u good"
Me-"yea now let's finish this"
then I saw a exsplosion engulf Joanthan and buddy Rosie Aswell
Me-"ah shit"
now me and Hank were the last two humans alive and we were alone......

Tune in soon to check another great episode of cod nazi zombies

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Aftermath: Chapter 9, A Common Enemy

posted by TrollWolf

The Reichsführer Kleinestaft

Hello everyone, *in a german accent* I am Reichsführer Kleinestaft of the Eastern Deutschland Wolf pack. I have gathered you all here to begin the invasion of the land known to you as Jasper Park. Being german and pure evil We shall spare no one wolf. I am curently in command of 23,000 super-wolves. We attack at dawn.

meanwhile at the land.. *back into Humphrey

"Hello humphrey." said a dark and spine chilling voice. "I see that you have found my spy and tortured him to death, but that is not the point."

"Well what are you here for?" I asked, growing more and more impatient with every second...

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Last Man Standing, Chapter 5, Getting Out Alive

posted by alpha7272

Truck used in story

Winston and Smart Ass distracted the N.V.A while everyone took a path around to a gravel road were we found the trucks they came in.

“Ok Kate , Lonewolf, I.Q, Brik, and Topgun Go and get Winston and Smart Ass, while Me, Garth, Lilly, Thomas, And Bad Ass steal ammo and one of there trucks.
“NOW MOVE OUT!”

So we did as Humphrey said and we headed back to the P.O.W camp to find Smart Ass and Winston Pushing the N.V.A as if it was easy or something. we took positions behind rocks and fallen over trees and called for them but they didn’t hear us. So I got up and ran straight into the Kill...

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Life With Katie: What Did You Bring Home Now!? *Drug Use*

posted by Red_Pyramid206

Note: This episode contains drug use. Don't do drugs, it fucks you up. I don't do drugs either

After Katie and I had a little time alone to talk things out and have make-up sex, we were back together in our beds just like old times.

Katie: Chris, lets forget that ever happened ok?

Me: I'm with you. Its gonna take a while but we will eventually forget it.

Katie: Well, lets get some sleep baby. *Kisses* Goodnight

Me: Goodnight *Kisses Back*

Soon we were both asleep and ready to start back our normal lives. I remembered though what Kate told me when we were together for that breif moment. I loved...

Aftermath: Chapter 1, A New Begining.

posted by TrollWolf

Humphrey lay motionless on what appeared to be the battlefield. He looked around but found no one else but himself around. A sudden ZAP and the battlefield looked like a forest, except this time he was in an open space. A shadow formed around the treeline from which eight strange wolves formed a circle around humphrey.

"Who are you? And what are you?" said Humphrey as he attempted to get up.

"Don't even bother Humphrey," said the most deformed wolf of the group. His face looked as though it alone had been through Hell and back, "You wont be able to get up even if you tried."

"And just why...

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Spending More Time With Chapter 1:Eplogue

posted by Jhoman12

In Jasper Park Cananda
Kate Heard There was a New Wolf Coming and She saw Him. It was Me
"Wow He Looks Handsome i'm gonna Greet him" Kate said to Lilly
"Hi Uh...."Kate said Nervosuly
"It's Jhordan....Jhordan The Omega And you are Kate Right?" I said In a Happy tone
"(Giggles) Yes it is Well if you don't Mind Me Saying You look Handsome"
"Really Thanks I think your Beatiful And Cute" I said to kate
"(Bluhses) Thanks i Love it" Kate Said
"You wanna Do Something Toinght" I said
"Wel i can But my Mother Can't let me Go Out Somewhere Toinght" Kate said Nervosuly
"It's ok Kate How About Tommrow Then" I Asked Her
"Ok That's Great. Bye Jhordan" Kate said (looks at me In a Sexy Way)
" See ya (Blushes)" I Said

Chapter 2 Will be Up Soon Hope Ya'll Enjoy :)

LAAW(Life as a wolf) Chapter 17 The attack!

posted by HumphreyWolf11

I Woke up seeing Hutch with his Tail drooped over him and his tongue was hanging outside of his mouth
“Heh silly old Hutch”I say stretching
I Walk outside and see something shocking terribly shocking!
*Patchen’s POV*
“Rabbit pellets n bird ngghhh”I Sleeptalked
I Heard a whimper of a wolf outside so I flew outside with my fully recovered wing
“Darren darr Oh my gosh”I say beak wide open as I see 7 Poachers shooting down caribou
“Hell no they are not going to live another day”Darren says holding up a WPG(Wolf Projectile Gun*In short Rocket launcher*)
He shot a blast which sent the...

LAAW(Life as a wolf) Chapter 16

posted by HumphreyWolf11

Continuing from chapter 15
“So thats what happened”i say giving them a weirded out face while licking my fur
“Hey anyone seen Dar...woah who is he”Hank says
“Who what where”Hutch bolts up from his Dozy rug state
“Its me Darren”i say showing myself
“You seem furrier”Hank says circling me
“Aghh Facepaw me”i say facepawing myself
“Yep thats Darren for sure”Hank says
“Anywho thanks for warming me up when Cando somewhat ambushed me”Hutch said while wiping Sleep from his eyes
“No prob Fluff pups”i say laughing until i realised i was a sort of identical of Hutch and Hank...

Kapitel 13 Jakobs Tod

posted by HumphreyWolf11

UPDATE: Ich werde nicht wirklich nutzen * in bestimmte nicht text Ereignisse zeigen, auch ich meinen Namen geändert, um Darren (Es ist besser, als Tag der mit Abstand)
Ich erwachte aus meinem Schlaf ging ich um den Schlaf, die in der Nähe meiner Augen i Mein Pelz geleckt und standed langsam war wischen
"Oh, ich verließ das TV auf dem" i sagen, packte der Fernbedienung zum Ausschalten des TV
Als ich ihn auszuschalten ging, hörte ich einen Schuss i sofort rannte nach draußen, um dann zu untersuchen i gesehen Poacher, dass im Besitz einer Schrotflinte auf den Boden, war Jakob, der stark blutete...

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No Place Like Home: Chapter 39 - The Moon's Serenade

posted by EightySix

The evening had begun now, kicked off with a symphony of howling from every other member in the pack. Just opposite of that, Eight stood and stared in silence into a pair of ice blue eyes. Not because he wanted to be silent, there were so many things he wanted to say, so many thoughts racing through his mind.
But a that moment, a simple request kept them inside.
It echoed through his mind in with the other thoughts and questions he had, all the things he wanted to say or ask doubled around over and over and between each thought was those words.

He hadn't been there for 15 minutes and yet, all...

LAAW(Life as a wolf) Chapter 12 Wolfztime

posted by HumphreyWolf11

*I Yawn wiping my face with my paw*
“Weird dream”I say thinking about a dream
“Oh well”I say nudging Sarah
“Goodmorning Honey”Sarah says waking up stretching
*I Start up a song on my IHOWL*(Link: link)
“This music reminds me of church”I whisper silently thinking about my old church in New Zealand
“Hi dad”Justin says
*By now the Pups were almost teenagers*
*I Walk out of my Den*
“Twist and Hit”I say to Hutch doing a secret hi paw
“Hi Hank”I say seeing hank from the corner of my eye
“Hi”Hank says walking by
*I Shoot a modified paintball that caused no pain at hank*
“HEY”Hank...

Creepypasta:A&O mirrors

posted by Alphaman

It was a stormy night when I found Snowball in his room talking into a mirror "snowball what are you doing"I said "I'm talking to my new friend" he said. I walked into me and Lilys room and ask her why snowball was talking into a mirror. She said he's young but then I heard him yell dada. I ran in his room in the mirror was him standing their but he was bloody and dead in the real world. Lily ran in and said she was stabbed as she released her hands and their was a stab wound. "Who stabbed you"I said. "I looked in the mirror then..." she said this then fell. I went then looked in the mirror my reflection did not move when I did but looked at me and said "your next" I then felt a sharp pain in my chest. I was stabbed some how I then ran to a closet and locked the door where I'm now. I'm bleeding to death and I can't stop this killing. But my time is about up so this is.........

Creepypasta:A&O the cloacked man chap1

posted by Alphaman

It was late night I was just told Lily was pregnant and I was sitting out in the living room watching t.v. Lily went out with friends for the night but then over my shoulder I heard scratching at are basement door. I walked over but it stop everything went dark and I was unable to move as I heard a high pitch scream. The lights flashed on and I saw a tall man wearing a cloak with a Pick ax. It had been an hour an nothing had happened. Lily came home and went to bed it was all quiet as I went to get some milk in the kitchen when I heard lily scream. I yelled for her as I ran up stairs and I...

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Family Member: Ellis

posted by EightySix

Name - Ellis
Appearance - Hazel eyes. Shaggy gray coat with dark spots giving a dirty appearance. His body size is average.
Theme; Country Boy - Aaron Lewis

Ellis is the simple sort. He spends his days and spare time just relaxing and enjoying the nature around him, time with his family and siblings and generally taking time to soak up the shade.
That is, when he's not giving 110% with the hunts of the week.

Unlike his Brothers, Eight or Cowboy, Ellis doesn't seek out adventure or conflict. He doesn't typically have plans of grandeur or wild dreams.

He is the sort to do what is asked of him, as...

Characters of characters А&O a part 1.

posted by Wolffeelings

I want to speak about characters персанажей animated Membranula А&О. In this part 1 (mum Kate).Это will pay attention on Willows, a she-wolf have for certain drawn attention of many spectators.
In a film it show as very good mother who is ready to intercede for the child. I wouldn't tell that in it bad character, is not, it simply differs from others. This character is very interesting by behavior in various situations. For example, when her daughter Kate, it disappears, it is ready зделать all to find it. But when Kate (alpha) declares that (omega) that Eve has fallen in love in Hamfri faints.
Sense of all this useless history in that, it is not necessary to judge people on one act!

LAAW(Life as a wolf) Chapter 11 The Funeral

posted by HumphreyWolf11

*It was Eve’s Funeral*
“Im not going out for weeks”I say To sarah
“Grab me my Gun”I say
“Why”Sarah says handing the gun
“Goodbye”I say
*PING!*
*I Looked at my But it was Red tipped A Tranquiliser dart *
“Aghh Crap”I say stuttering
*I Pass out from the Tranquiliser Drug*
*Sarah Drags me towards the funeral*
“As we are here to mourn the loss of a Alpha in the pack “Hutch says
*I slowly come to*
“Does anyone have any words before she is set to rest “Hutch says looking around
*Winston puts his paw up*
“Eve was A Good mate although she was moody I know Tag it was a mistake I understand...

LAAW(Life as a wolf) Chapter 9 New Growth

posted by HumphreyWolf11

Returning from my name sequence!

“Tag what are we going to call them”sarah says
“Well we know that which ones are female and male”I say
*We watched the pups they were growing fur quite fast to be honest*
“Lets name them”I say
*We looked at The pup that looked like Humphrey but had a different colour fur so we called him Justin*
“Suits him”Humphrey walks in
*We looked at another one this one was like Kate but had more white patches scattered across her fur We thought for a moment but to come up with Jessica*
*We looked at a long furred one that seemed to accelerate through the hair growth...

My New Life Ep:6

posted by REDWolfleader

Two weeks later...

"David!!!It's coming!"
"Ok ok. I had a degree in psychology. But I also went for other animals not just humans and wolves aren't all that different.Now just breath, in and out. Now push." I get into position"Ok just push some more, here's the head! Keep pushing,Kate.The shoulders,legs and... It's,a girl!"and in another few minutes,"This ones a boy,I think... uhm... yeah it's a boy,wait,yeah boy." Kate just laughed at me and asked me,
"What should their names be?"
"Whatever you want honey." I said smiling.
"Haw about... the girl...Jessica, or Jess short...and the boy, Lucky."
"That...