The wolves get to go into space.
Humphrey sat there doing nothing when Kate came.
“Hey Kate.”
“Hey Humphrey.”
“I’m bored.”
“Me too.”
“Well at least we have TV.”
“Yeah.”
When they turned it on, they saw a commercial advertising a 737. However, it’s a mechanically enhanced 737. It’s able to go in space and go fast.
“Whoa, should we volunteer?” Humphrey asked.
“Yeah, but the only Omega on this is you and you’re not piloting.”
“That’s not fair. This is my idea, I can make it Omega only.”
“Fine. 3 Omega picks for each of us. The rest Alphas.”
“Ok.”
They had a meeting to choose who was coming.
“Alright, so I’m going to be considered an Alpha. I get to pick 3 Omegas,” Humphrey said, “I pick Shakey, Salty, and Mooch.”
Kate stepped up.
“I’m the co-pilot for this. I’m only picking 1 Omega, and that’s my sister Lilly.”
Winston stepped up.
“All the rest are Alphas. That is me, Garth, Tony, Eve, Hindu, and Hutch.”
“Yay!!!” Bob said.
“Seriously Bob! Go back home.”
“But I want to be with you guys.”
“Go home!”
“Why!!!”
They headed out to SIC to head to New York, where the launch was.
“Alright we should have a limo driver.”
They saw a guy with a sign saying “Humphrey.”
“Hi.”
“Hello.”
“I’m Humphrey.”
“Oh, I’m Dacdibutgitub. I’m you’re limo driver.”
“Cool.”
They were driven to a building.
“Alright, I guess you 12 are the Volunteers.”
“Yup.”
“Ok, this way.”
“Here are your space suits.”
“Ok cool.”
“And that’s the plane.”
“Holy shit that are an awesome plane!” Humphrey said.
They got in the plane.
“Holi… look at all this food!” Shakey yelled.
“That’s one big bathroom,” Winston said.
“Way more controls than usual,” Garth said.
Humphrey got in the pilots seat.
“What the hell! I can’t even figure this out!”
Humphrey saw a fire switch as if he were in a fighter jet. Humphrey pulled it back.
“Umm, nothing.”
He pressed another switch he’s never seen in a plane before. There was a giant horn.
“Ok, this is the best plane ever.”
Mooch jumped into his seat expecting some pain from the land.
“Damn, these seats are comfortable!”
Tony inspected the engines.
“These are some kick ass engines!”
The commander came on the radio.
“Ready?”
“Yeah.”
Everyone sat down and Humphrey turned on the plane.
“Everyone back there ready?”
“Yup.”
Humphrey taxied.
“Come on stop screwing around!” Hutch yelled.
“I’m taxiing smart ass!”
Humphrey got to the runway.
“Alright, I’ll speed up to 180 knots then pull up.”
They were listening to Metallica’s Creeping Death.
“Um, Commander, we have a problem.”
“What?”
“We’re almost out of fuel.”
“It’s supposed to do that. We’ve sent up a KC-10.”
“Cool.”
“This is Tom Thomson, I’m the pilot of the KC-10.”
“Cool.”
Humphrey tried to make the 737 go slow as the Tom had to make the KC-10 go fast. In this situation the KC-10 has to speed up and the other aircraft slow down. With situations like a KC-10 refueling a C-5, the KC-10 has to go slower than its normal speed as the C-5 has to go faster than usual.
“Damn, son!” Tony said.
“What did I do?” Garth asked.
“I was just saying.”
“Ok.”
The refueling finished up. After that, Humphrey stalled than blew forward into the blue that soon turned black. He did a barrel roll but hit the emergency fuel dump switch. They went a few minutes without noticing.
“Humphrey,” Salty called.
“Yo,”
“Is there supposed to be this white streak coming out of the wing?”
“Yeah, that’s condensation and the wing is receiving pressure which causes the white streak to happen.”
“Oh.”
“Warning fuel low.”
“What!”
“Turn off fuel dump,” Kate suggested.
“What!?”
Humphrey noticed the fuel dump was on.
“Damn it!”
“Fuel is low again, Commander.”
“Are you serious?”
“I hit the fuel dump on accident.”
“Alright, we’ll check for nearby fuel sources.”
“I’ll check for places over our comm.”
About 5 minutes later the heard from the commander.
“We’ve found a conspiracy space station in orbit still. He has fuel, however, he hates everything but vests. His name is Francis.”
“Ok.”
They soon arrived at the station.
“Hey we should check out this station,” Kate said.
“No, it’s too risky, the guy hates everything but vests.”
“Who cares, I’m in!” Garth said.
“I’m the captain and I say you can’t!”
Garth and the rest were already out.
“Umm…”
Humphrey followed. He went the opposite way the rest of the crew went. Kate got caught by Francis.
“I hate dogs!”
He threw them all into one giant kennel.
“Humphrey, help us!” Mooch yelled totally panicking.
“What? Where are you?”
“We’re in a giant Kennel!” Eve yelled, “Now if you don’t help us, I will rip out your brain and heart and shove them down your throat!”
“Your threats don’t scare me.”
“Ok, you know what, asshole!?”
“Both of you stop fighting, we need to get out of here,” Winston said.
“He’s right,” Shakey said.
“We just need to stay focused and get the hell out of here,” Hindu said.
“Keep talking and I’ll follow your voices to your position.”
Humphrey eventually got to the giant kennel.
“Humphrey, thank God!”
“I’m here.”
Humphrey unlatched the kennel and they ran to the plane, but was blocked by Francis.
“You aren’t going anywhere!”
Francis coming out of nowhere. He jumped on Eve and started raping her.
“Someone help me!”
“I hate rape but you deserve it!”
This sight literally scared the piss out of Humphrey.
“I hate pee! Ok look, you better stay there while I get the cleaner or you’ll be sorry!”
As soon as Francis was out of sight, they all bolted for the plane.
“Everyone sit down!”
Garth closed the door and Humphrey sped off. The space station exploded out of nowhere. They hardly made it out.
“Stop! Let’s see that one more time!” Garth said.
“What?”
“Who in here has AT&T?”
Winston handed his phone to Garth. Garth went back in time to when the space station was about to explode. They, again hardly made it out.
“Man, the sight of that is better than sex!”
“Hey Mooch, can you check the wing?”
Mooch was fast asleep.
“Whoo, look at the time, in Canada it’s 2:30 A.M.”
Tony was also out along with Salty, Lilly, and Hutch.
“Hey Hump, are you able to fly by yourself?” Kate asked.
“Yes, and please don’t call me Hump.”
Garth laughed at that.
“That gives me an idea.”
“Call me that and I’ll come back there and punch you.”
“Ok… Hump.”
Humphrey got up, went over to Garth and threw a punch with all his strength at Garth.
“Ahh!”
Shakey, Winston, Kate, Eve, and Garth soon fell asleep. Hindu and Humphrey were the only ones awake.
“Glad you’re with me Hindu.”
“I’m not even tired.”
Hindu passed out right there.
“Jeez, I better turn on Autopilot.”
Humphrey turned autopilot on and went to sleep. He dreamed that he flew right back to Earth and crashed into an oil rig.
“Ahh!”
He saw that it was 5:45 A.M.
“Ok, I’m ok.”
He went to sleep and was woken up by Kate.
“Humphrey!”
“What!”
“We have a problem!”
“What?”
“We have an engine failure.”
“Damn it!”
“Check engine 1, that’s the one that’s out.”
While Humphrey was looking out the window, Kate startled him big time.
“Oh my God!”
“April fools!”
“Damn it Kate!”
“Lol.”
“Stop!”
“My Roflcopter goes Soi Soi Soi.”
Humphrey punched Kate.
“Ahh!”
“What’s that?” Mooch asked.
“What’s what?” Humphrey replied.
“That thing we’re about to hit.”
“That’s the moon,” Hindu replied.
“What!? We’re about to crash!” Humphrey yelled.
Humphrey got back in control and did crazy maneuvers. Kate wasn’t even back in her seat When Humphrey got back on course he looked back to see Kate on top of Garth.
“Kate, Garth, what the fuck!?”
“Humphrey, it’s not what it looks like!”
Humphrey punched both of them.
“Ahh!”
“That’s racist,” Tony said.
“Yay!!!”
“Bob how did you get on this plane!”
“I jumped from the Pelican to your plane and got in.”
“Bob, leave!”
“No!”
They opened the door and threw Bob out.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Humphrey landed on the moon.
“Ready to go?”
“Yeah!”
“Do go on it, it’s got germs!” Mooch said.
“No it doesn’t.”
They walked on it.
“Holy shit, this are awesome!”
“We aren’t the first,” Humphrey said.
“Who walked here before us!?” Tony asked.
“Star, Kaltag, and their group.”
“I’m going to tear out their feet and legs and shove them down their throat!”
“Easy Eve.”
“Right, right.”
Kate tripped and planted her face right into a sharp ass moon rock.”
“Baby!” Winston yelled.
“Her head is cracked open.”
“Hey how are we out here without space suits?”
“Screw that, we need to get her back in the plane.”
They brought her in the plane. Humphrey licked away the blood.
“Kate, I love you.”
Humphrey licked away all the blood.
“Humphrey you’re tickling me inside my head.”
“Kate, you crack me up.”
“It’s true.”
Humphrey looked down.
“Oh my God! AHH!”
Kate’s brain was exposed.
“What?”
Winston looked at it and didn’t move. Eve passed out, Tony acted like he could care less but on the inside he wanted to cry. Lilly was crying, Garth was the same as Winston. Shakey, Salty, and Mooch weren’t even in the plane yet, but Hindu and Hutch put gloves on.
“Mooch, Shakey, Salty, get your asses in here!” Humphrey said, “Garth you’re my co-pilot.”
“Got it.”
“Hindu, Hutch, take care of her. Everyone else sit down.”
Tony closed the door, and Humphrey took off.
“We’re in the air.”
They approached an asteroid belt.
“Garth, check what just passed us.”
“That was an asteroid.”
“This is just our luck. Hindu, Hutch, strap her down and hold on! This is going to be one hell of a ride.”
Humphrey dodged an asteroid. The asteroid was just an inch away from hitting the wing.
“Oh shit.”
3 came passed nearly hitting them. There were at least 300,000 asteroids coming for them. Humphrey dodged 23 until they were hit, making Hindu fly forward and hit Humphrey.
“Stop! Let’s see that 3 more times!” Garth said as he stole Winston’s phone and went back in time.
“You ok?” Hindu asked.
“Yeah, I’m fine. She ok?”
“She’s fine,” Hutch replied.
“Ok.”
“Let’s head to Earth now, no more screwing around.”
Humphrey turned on the plane but engine #2 wasn’t going, it was out, it got hit by the asteroid.
“Oh that’s nice.”
“We have to hang in here,” Garth said.
Humphrey put full power into engine #1 and headed to Earth. The nose started catching on fire as the plane dove.
“She strapped down?” Humphrey asked Hindu and Hutch.
“Yeah.”
“You holding on?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok.”
They successfully got through the atmosphere and was about 50,000 feet from the ground.
“Let’s descend to 25,000 feet, and slow down to 850 knots.”
“Ok.”
They eventually got to 10,000 feet almost ready to land. Humphrey forgot to slow down and made a sonic boom.
“Stop, let’s see that 9 more times!” Garth said.
“Whoa! Shit!”
Humphrey slowed down rapidly, to almost stalling speed. He landed and returned to base immediately.
“Captain, someone’s injured.”
“Who?”
“Kate, my wife.”
Kate was brought in.
“Ooh, we need to get her to a hospital.”
They drove to a hospital.
“She has split head open, and we have to stitch it up.”
“Ok.”
They stitched up Kate head and they were good to go.
“Wow, that’s easy.”
They were driven to JFK.
“What your flight number?”
“2552, at gate G4.”
“Ok.”
They were taken to their gate. Are you stopping anywhere on the way?
“Yeah, Southwest doesn’t fly to Canada, we stop and exchange flights at Denver.”
“Ok.”
They boarded the plane and took off.
“I’m sick of planes,” Tony complained.
“I agree,” Hindu said.
“If we stop complaining, and sleep, our flight will be shorter.”
They were all asleep by the time Humphrey finished.
“Ok.”
He went to sleep. He was waken by Garth.
“Hey, nubcake, it’s time to get off the plane.”
“Oh, ok.”
They exchanged planes to a United 757 and slept that flight. This time none of them awoke on landing. A flight attendant came.
“Hey, wolf,” the flight attendant said nudging Humphrey.
“Huh?”
“Flight’s over.”
“Oh thanks.”
“Garth, Lilly, Kate, wake up the rest.”
“Ok.”
They got off.
“Can’t wait to get home and watch my sexxay pronzzz,” Mooch said.
“Porn sucks!” Garth said.
They got in the van and drove home. They formed a meeting and told the other wolves all about what all happened.
“One thing I really laughed at was Eve getting raped by a human!” Garth said.
“I took one good startle from Humphrey. However, punched me. Twice actually.”
“Punch me twice too,” Garth said.
“I remember I told Humphrey I wasn’t even tired but passed out right as I finished what I said,” Hindu said.
“The best part was Kate cracking her head on a moon rock,” Tony added.
Kate showed her scar.
“Holy Shit!”
They all went home.
“That was one intense day and a half.”
“Yeah.”
“When do you think this will heal?”
“I don’t know.”
“Hopefully soon.”
“Yeah.”
Garth and Lilly were also having a conversation
“That was cool.”
“Yeah, I like how that one time, you made us do that sonic boom 9 times.”
“Yeah.”
You’d think Tony and Hindu would complain about the next story right? Wrong!
Humphrey sat there doing nothing when Kate came.
“Hey Kate.”
“Hey Humphrey.”
“I’m bored.”
“Me too.”
“Well at least we have TV.”
“Yeah.”
When they turned it on, they saw a commercial advertising a 737. However, it’s a mechanically enhanced 737. It’s able to go in space and go fast.
“Whoa, should we volunteer?” Humphrey asked.
“Yeah, but the only Omega on this is you and you’re not piloting.”
“That’s not fair. This is my idea, I can make it Omega only.”
“Fine. 3 Omega picks for each of us. The rest Alphas.”
“Ok.”
They had a meeting to choose who was coming.
“Alright, so I’m going to be considered an Alpha. I get to pick 3 Omegas,” Humphrey said, “I pick Shakey, Salty, and Mooch.”
Kate stepped up.
“I’m the co-pilot for this. I’m only picking 1 Omega, and that’s my sister Lilly.”
Winston stepped up.
“All the rest are Alphas. That is me, Garth, Tony, Eve, Hindu, and Hutch.”
“Yay!!!” Bob said.
“Seriously Bob! Go back home.”
“But I want to be with you guys.”
“Go home!”
“Why!!!”
They headed out to SIC to head to New York, where the launch was.
“Alright we should have a limo driver.”
They saw a guy with a sign saying “Humphrey.”
“Hi.”
“Hello.”
“I’m Humphrey.”
“Oh, I’m Dacdibutgitub. I’m you’re limo driver.”
“Cool.”
They were driven to a building.
“Alright, I guess you 12 are the Volunteers.”
“Yup.”
“Ok, this way.”
“Here are your space suits.”
“Ok cool.”
“And that’s the plane.”
“Holy shit that are an awesome plane!” Humphrey said.
They got in the plane.
“Holi… look at all this food!” Shakey yelled.
“That’s one big bathroom,” Winston said.
“Way more controls than usual,” Garth said.
Humphrey got in the pilots seat.
“What the hell! I can’t even figure this out!”
Humphrey saw a fire switch as if he were in a fighter jet. Humphrey pulled it back.
“Umm, nothing.”
He pressed another switch he’s never seen in a plane before. There was a giant horn.
“Ok, this is the best plane ever.”
Mooch jumped into his seat expecting some pain from the land.
“Damn, these seats are comfortable!”
Tony inspected the engines.
“These are some kick ass engines!”
The commander came on the radio.
“Ready?”
“Yeah.”
Everyone sat down and Humphrey turned on the plane.
“Everyone back there ready?”
“Yup.”
Humphrey taxied.
“Come on stop screwing around!” Hutch yelled.
“I’m taxiing smart ass!”
Humphrey got to the runway.
“Alright, I’ll speed up to 180 knots then pull up.”
They were listening to Metallica’s Creeping Death.
“Um, Commander, we have a problem.”
“What?”
“We’re almost out of fuel.”
“It’s supposed to do that. We’ve sent up a KC-10.”
“Cool.”
“This is Tom Thomson, I’m the pilot of the KC-10.”
“Cool.”
Humphrey tried to make the 737 go slow as the Tom had to make the KC-10 go fast. In this situation the KC-10 has to speed up and the other aircraft slow down. With situations like a KC-10 refueling a C-5, the KC-10 has to go slower than its normal speed as the C-5 has to go faster than usual.
“Damn, son!” Tony said.
“What did I do?” Garth asked.
“I was just saying.”
“Ok.”
The refueling finished up. After that, Humphrey stalled than blew forward into the blue that soon turned black. He did a barrel roll but hit the emergency fuel dump switch. They went a few minutes without noticing.
“Humphrey,” Salty called.
“Yo,”
“Is there supposed to be this white streak coming out of the wing?”
“Yeah, that’s condensation and the wing is receiving pressure which causes the white streak to happen.”
“Oh.”
“Warning fuel low.”
“What!”
“Turn off fuel dump,” Kate suggested.
“What!?”
Humphrey noticed the fuel dump was on.
“Damn it!”
“Fuel is low again, Commander.”
“Are you serious?”
“I hit the fuel dump on accident.”
“Alright, we’ll check for nearby fuel sources.”
“I’ll check for places over our comm.”
About 5 minutes later the heard from the commander.
“We’ve found a conspiracy space station in orbit still. He has fuel, however, he hates everything but vests. His name is Francis.”
“Ok.”
They soon arrived at the station.
“Hey we should check out this station,” Kate said.
“No, it’s too risky, the guy hates everything but vests.”
“Who cares, I’m in!” Garth said.
“I’m the captain and I say you can’t!”
Garth and the rest were already out.
“Umm…”
Humphrey followed. He went the opposite way the rest of the crew went. Kate got caught by Francis.
“I hate dogs!”
He threw them all into one giant kennel.
“Humphrey, help us!” Mooch yelled totally panicking.
“What? Where are you?”
“We’re in a giant Kennel!” Eve yelled, “Now if you don’t help us, I will rip out your brain and heart and shove them down your throat!”
“Your threats don’t scare me.”
“Ok, you know what, asshole!?”
“Both of you stop fighting, we need to get out of here,” Winston said.
“He’s right,” Shakey said.
“We just need to stay focused and get the hell out of here,” Hindu said.
“Keep talking and I’ll follow your voices to your position.”
Humphrey eventually got to the giant kennel.
“Humphrey, thank God!”
“I’m here.”
Humphrey unlatched the kennel and they ran to the plane, but was blocked by Francis.
“You aren’t going anywhere!”
Francis coming out of nowhere. He jumped on Eve and started raping her.
“Someone help me!”
“I hate rape but you deserve it!”
This sight literally scared the piss out of Humphrey.
“I hate pee! Ok look, you better stay there while I get the cleaner or you’ll be sorry!”
As soon as Francis was out of sight, they all bolted for the plane.
“Everyone sit down!”
Garth closed the door and Humphrey sped off. The space station exploded out of nowhere. They hardly made it out.
“Stop! Let’s see that one more time!” Garth said.
“What?”
“Who in here has AT&T?”
Winston handed his phone to Garth. Garth went back in time to when the space station was about to explode. They, again hardly made it out.
“Man, the sight of that is better than sex!”
“Hey Mooch, can you check the wing?”
Mooch was fast asleep.
“Whoo, look at the time, in Canada it’s 2:30 A.M.”
Tony was also out along with Salty, Lilly, and Hutch.
“Hey Hump, are you able to fly by yourself?” Kate asked.
“Yes, and please don’t call me Hump.”
Garth laughed at that.
“That gives me an idea.”
“Call me that and I’ll come back there and punch you.”
“Ok… Hump.”
Humphrey got up, went over to Garth and threw a punch with all his strength at Garth.
“Ahh!”
Shakey, Winston, Kate, Eve, and Garth soon fell asleep. Hindu and Humphrey were the only ones awake.
“Glad you’re with me Hindu.”
“I’m not even tired.”
Hindu passed out right there.
“Jeez, I better turn on Autopilot.”
Humphrey turned autopilot on and went to sleep. He dreamed that he flew right back to Earth and crashed into an oil rig.
“Ahh!”
He saw that it was 5:45 A.M.
“Ok, I’m ok.”
He went to sleep and was woken up by Kate.
“Humphrey!”
“What!”
“We have a problem!”
“What?”
“We have an engine failure.”
“Damn it!”
“Check engine 1, that’s the one that’s out.”
While Humphrey was looking out the window, Kate startled him big time.
“Oh my God!”
“April fools!”
“Damn it Kate!”
“Lol.”
“Stop!”
“My Roflcopter goes Soi Soi Soi.”
Humphrey punched Kate.
“Ahh!”
“What’s that?” Mooch asked.
“What’s what?” Humphrey replied.
“That thing we’re about to hit.”
“That’s the moon,” Hindu replied.
“What!? We’re about to crash!” Humphrey yelled.
Humphrey got back in control and did crazy maneuvers. Kate wasn’t even back in her seat When Humphrey got back on course he looked back to see Kate on top of Garth.
“Kate, Garth, what the fuck!?”
“Humphrey, it’s not what it looks like!”
Humphrey punched both of them.
“Ahh!”
“That’s racist,” Tony said.
“Yay!!!”
“Bob how did you get on this plane!”
“I jumped from the Pelican to your plane and got in.”
“Bob, leave!”
“No!”
They opened the door and threw Bob out.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Humphrey landed on the moon.
“Ready to go?”
“Yeah!”
“Do go on it, it’s got germs!” Mooch said.
“No it doesn’t.”
They walked on it.
“Holy shit, this are awesome!”
“We aren’t the first,” Humphrey said.
“Who walked here before us!?” Tony asked.
“Star, Kaltag, and their group.”
“I’m going to tear out their feet and legs and shove them down their throat!”
“Easy Eve.”
“Right, right.”
Kate tripped and planted her face right into a sharp ass moon rock.”
“Baby!” Winston yelled.
“Her head is cracked open.”
“Hey how are we out here without space suits?”
“Screw that, we need to get her back in the plane.”
They brought her in the plane. Humphrey licked away the blood.
“Kate, I love you.”
Humphrey licked away all the blood.
“Humphrey you’re tickling me inside my head.”
“Kate, you crack me up.”
“It’s true.”
Humphrey looked down.
“Oh my God! AHH!”
Kate’s brain was exposed.
“What?”
Winston looked at it and didn’t move. Eve passed out, Tony acted like he could care less but on the inside he wanted to cry. Lilly was crying, Garth was the same as Winston. Shakey, Salty, and Mooch weren’t even in the plane yet, but Hindu and Hutch put gloves on.
“Mooch, Shakey, Salty, get your asses in here!” Humphrey said, “Garth you’re my co-pilot.”
“Got it.”
“Hindu, Hutch, take care of her. Everyone else sit down.”
Tony closed the door, and Humphrey took off.
“We’re in the air.”
They approached an asteroid belt.
“Garth, check what just passed us.”
“That was an asteroid.”
“This is just our luck. Hindu, Hutch, strap her down and hold on! This is going to be one hell of a ride.”
Humphrey dodged an asteroid. The asteroid was just an inch away from hitting the wing.
“Oh shit.”
3 came passed nearly hitting them. There were at least 300,000 asteroids coming for them. Humphrey dodged 23 until they were hit, making Hindu fly forward and hit Humphrey.
“Stop! Let’s see that 3 more times!” Garth said as he stole Winston’s phone and went back in time.
“You ok?” Hindu asked.
“Yeah, I’m fine. She ok?”
“She’s fine,” Hutch replied.
“Ok.”
“Let’s head to Earth now, no more screwing around.”
Humphrey turned on the plane but engine #2 wasn’t going, it was out, it got hit by the asteroid.
“Oh that’s nice.”
“We have to hang in here,” Garth said.
Humphrey put full power into engine #1 and headed to Earth. The nose started catching on fire as the plane dove.
“She strapped down?” Humphrey asked Hindu and Hutch.
“Yeah.”
“You holding on?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok.”
They successfully got through the atmosphere and was about 50,000 feet from the ground.
“Let’s descend to 25,000 feet, and slow down to 850 knots.”
“Ok.”
They eventually got to 10,000 feet almost ready to land. Humphrey forgot to slow down and made a sonic boom.
“Stop, let’s see that 9 more times!” Garth said.
“Whoa! Shit!”
Humphrey slowed down rapidly, to almost stalling speed. He landed and returned to base immediately.
“Captain, someone’s injured.”
“Who?”
“Kate, my wife.”
Kate was brought in.
“Ooh, we need to get her to a hospital.”
They drove to a hospital.
“She has split head open, and we have to stitch it up.”
“Ok.”
They stitched up Kate head and they were good to go.
“Wow, that’s easy.”
They were driven to JFK.
“What your flight number?”
“2552, at gate G4.”
“Ok.”
They were taken to their gate. Are you stopping anywhere on the way?
“Yeah, Southwest doesn’t fly to Canada, we stop and exchange flights at Denver.”
“Ok.”
They boarded the plane and took off.
“I’m sick of planes,” Tony complained.
“I agree,” Hindu said.
“If we stop complaining, and sleep, our flight will be shorter.”
They were all asleep by the time Humphrey finished.
“Ok.”
He went to sleep. He was waken by Garth.
“Hey, nubcake, it’s time to get off the plane.”
“Oh, ok.”
They exchanged planes to a United 757 and slept that flight. This time none of them awoke on landing. A flight attendant came.
“Hey, wolf,” the flight attendant said nudging Humphrey.
“Huh?”
“Flight’s over.”
“Oh thanks.”
“Garth, Lilly, Kate, wake up the rest.”
“Ok.”
They got off.
“Can’t wait to get home and watch my sexxay pronzzz,” Mooch said.
“Porn sucks!” Garth said.
They got in the van and drove home. They formed a meeting and told the other wolves all about what all happened.
“One thing I really laughed at was Eve getting raped by a human!” Garth said.
“I took one good startle from Humphrey. However, punched me. Twice actually.”
“Punch me twice too,” Garth said.
“I remember I told Humphrey I wasn’t even tired but passed out right as I finished what I said,” Hindu said.
“The best part was Kate cracking her head on a moon rock,” Tony added.
Kate showed her scar.
“Holy Shit!”
They all went home.
“That was one intense day and a half.”
“Yeah.”
“When do you think this will heal?”
“I don’t know.”
“Hopefully soon.”
“Yeah.”
Garth and Lilly were also having a conversation
“That was cool.”
“Yeah, I like how that one time, you made us do that sonic boom 9 times.”
“Yeah.”
You’d think Tony and Hindu would complain about the next story right? Wrong!
