Humphrey and Kate romanced again that night. This time they were Eve and Winston’s den. Eve heard this and woke Winston in panic. This was a similar situation as with Angelica and John.
“Winston, do you hear that thumping?”
Winston heard thumping. “Yeah, I hear it.”
“I’m scared, do you think it’s a burglar?”
“I’ll go check it out.”
“Be careful.”
Winston went around the back to investigate. He saw there was nothing. Jeez, this den is old. We should move soon. Winston was about to go back inside but, just like John, he heard thumping and giggling from Humphrey and Kate. Winston formed a smile on his face.
“That’s sweet. For once Eve won’t care.”
Winston came back to bed with Eve.
“It’s just Humphrey and Kate romancing.”
Eve jumped up in alert. “What!?”
She got up, ran to Humphrey and Kate’s room and started beating the rock out of the way. Humphrey and Kate just finished up as Eve barged in. Eve tackled Humphrey and started strangling him similar to how she did when Humphrey and Kate came back
“Stop doing this with my daughter! You hear me, dill wad!?”
“Mom, stop, it’s what couples do when they’re married.”
“I’m not getting off him.”
Humphrey filled with anger. He was the only Omega in the den, but he had to show his power. When Eve was strangling him the first time, he was startled and didn’t know what to do. Now he knows what to do. He had to show his power!
Humphrey gained strength as if God was lifting Eve off of him. He pushed Eve off, pinned her to the ground, and strangled her. He also pinned her head back. Kate had a surprised look on her face.
“Holy crap Humphrey! I didn’t think you were that strong!”
Winston came in and saw this.
“Humphrey, get off Eve like that!”
“Sorry, I reversed it, trust me, I didn’t try to kill her!”
“I know, just yell for me next time, ok?”
“I think we should get our own den,” Kate said.
“Yeah, lets go find some dens for sale.”
“It’s early though.”
“I meant when it gets light out and the real estate places open.”
A few hours passed, and it was about 7:00 a.m. and a few real estate places opened. Humphrey and Kate walked to the real estate place and met up with a realtor.
“My name’s Humphrey,” Humphrey said introducing himself.
“I’m Kate,” Kate said also introducing himself.
“I’m Derek,” the realtor said, “I’ll be your realtor until you find a den.”
“Cool, so, can we go look right now?”
“No, first I need to know what you want and the locations you want. Then it’ll take me a day to do this.”
“Oh, well Kate, need to stay with my parents until we find our den.”
“Agreed, I don’t want you killed by my mom.”
“What requirements do you want for your den?” Derek asked.
“I’d kind of like a safe neighborhood on the southwestern side of Jasper.” Kate said.
“Ok, and what kind of den require…”
Before Derek could finish Humphrey said “It has to have 2 bedrooms, a large play area, and green grass.’
“Ok, Kate, do you have anything?”
“Under 200 bones.”
“Easy, So, I will look and see if there are any dens that fit your requirement.”
“Ok, cool.”
Humphrey and Kate went home. Mooch, Shakey, and Salty came to play with Humphrey.
“Hey Humphrey, do you want to play?” Shakey asked.
“Sure, by the way, I’m getting a new den tomorrow.”
“Cool,” Mooch said, “Jeez I wish I had a mate I could live with.”
“Hey guys, I came up with a good invention!”
“Yeah? What?” Salty asked.
“Ok, so we get a log, then we build something, like a block and somehow make it able to propel the log.”
“Good idea Humphrey,” Mooch said.
“I’m not finished, then we connect wheels to the block and the wheels are able to make the log move forward. Then we get front wheels and connect another wheel to the front set of wheels so we can steer the log.”
“How will this work though?”
“I’ll lead the invention. By the way, instead of the whole crew guiding around the log, there will just be the driver in the front.”
“That sounds good,” Shakey said.
“Lets go find a log and start this,” Humphrey said.
The four Omegas set out to find a log. On the way they saw a ginormous duck.
“Look at the size of that freaking duck!” Shakey yelled.
“Woah!” Humphrey mumbled.
“Look at that duck! Holy crap! Come here freaking stallion duck!”
Shakey started running after the duck. The three other Omegas were laughing about how retarded Shakey was acting.
“He’s bigger than you!” Mooch commented.
“He’s not afraid at all! He’s not afraid at all!”
The poor duck was running for his life. He was being harassed by a wolf. The duck approached a pond.
“He’s not afraid at all!”
The duck flew into the water. Shakey made a gesture as if he were to say “Ahh screw it!”
Salty was out of breath, “The only bird with a longer neck!”
“That’s the biggest freaking duck I’ve ever seen in my life!”
Humphrey spotted a log.
“Hey guys look, there’s one. Lets grab it.”
The four Omegas carried it back to Humphrey’s parent’s den.
“Bring it in. This project will probably take a month or two.”
“Ok, are we still going with your plan?” Mooch asked.
“Yup, it’s the only way.”
“So how are we going to build this propelling block you’re talking about?”
The four Omegas set down the log in the living room.
“This is what I’m thinking, cut some wood into 6 equal squares, put it into a cube, then make these I shape things called pistons, then make them rotate, causing two circular figures to rotate, spinning a belt which makes the wheels move. This is all cause by fire controlled by a pedal the driver is pressing his hind paw down on.”
The other three Omegas looked confused.
“I’ll plan it later. It’s 11:00 p.m. and we need to get to bed. Or at least I do.”
“Ok, bye Humphrey.”
The three Omegas left and Humphrey went up to bed. The next day came and Humphrey and Kate met up with Derek.
“Are you ready to look at some dens?” Derek asked.
“Yup,” Humphrey said excitedly “How many are there?”
“About 12 that match your requirements. And about 3 in the Eastern territory.”
“Ok, sounds good,” Kate said.
“Come with me and I’ll show you the dens.”
They came up to the first den. Derek used his teeth to get the combination on the box to get the key to be able to move the rock for the entrance. Immediately there was a terrible smell as if a skunk lived in the den and a huge whiff of it came out immediately.
“Oh my God!” Humphrey yelled when it reached his nose.
“We’ll pass on this!” Kate said.
“Ok, this is terrible, I would hate to be forced to go in there,” Derek said relieved.
They walked to the next den this one didn’t smell terrible. The grass in the front was nice and green, there were two bedrooms, and a big play area however this den was on the boarder of the Eastern territory.
“I really like the den but I don’t like the location,” Kate said.
“It’s really nothing to worry about,” Derek said.
“Yeah but we’re three blocks from the ghetto,” Humphrey announced.
“You got a point, ahh, I shouldn’t be telling you where to live and where not to, it’s not my job,” Derek said.
They went to the next den.
“You know I got a good feeling about this one,” Humphrey said.
“Hey, butt holes!” the neighbor said. He was in a Nazi uniform, “If you need fertilizer, I got a lot of it.”
“The neighbor is a Nazi?” Kate asked.
The neighbor across the street was wearing a white suit with a hood and eye holes, “Hey, you’re gonna love this neighborhood!”
“We’re not taking this one!” Kate panicked and walked away.
“Very well done,” Derek said sarcastically.
“Hey, Derek, you’re gay!”
The guy in the Nazi uniform was Derek’s brother and in the white suit was his step brother.
They arrived at the next den.
“Alright, this is the last one on the Eastern territory,” Derek said.
They went in. The den was a total dump. The refrigerator had molded food in it, there was trash everywhere and the house had graffiti.
“This one is terrible,” Humphrey said, “I can’t live and play in a dirty place like this.”
“Wait, you’re and Omega?” Derek asked.
“Yeah,”
“But, Kate’s and Alpha and…”
“That wolf that was assisting Kate when she got trampled by the caribou, that was me. Didn’t you see us get married?”
“No, I only saw Lilly and Garth.”
“Oh, well yeah, I’m an Omega.”
They went to the next den. This one was in the Western territory. They went in. This one was the nicest den in the whole 5 acres of neighborhood.
“Wow three bedrooms, two play spaces, a giant front and back yard!” Humphrey said totally loving the place, “I love this place.”
“I don’t like the location,” Kate said.
“Always worried about location.”
“What about Johnny?”
“Good point, still he’ll be an Alpha, he won’t be playing around in these neighborhoods.”
“He will before Alpha school.”
“Come on, this can’t be that bad.”
“This den costs 135 bones,” Derek said.
Kate and Humphrey looked stunned. That was cheap for a house this good.
“You’re kidding,” Humphrey said.
“Nope, I’m not.”
“Ok, Humphrey, I’ll think about it,” Kate said.
Humphrey hugged Kate, “Thank you!”
They looked at the next 3 dens. They were ok, not bad not too great either. The next den was great similar to the one Humphrey like but a nicer neighborhood and slightly more expensive. This one was 154 bones. Humphrey and Kate’s limit was 200 bones.
“That was our last den for the day, I’ll show you the rest on Tuesday,” Derek said, “What was your favorite so far?”
“The one we just saw,” Humphrey said, “You Kate?”
“Same.”
“Cool.”
“Winston, do you hear that thumping?”
Winston heard thumping. “Yeah, I hear it.”
“I’m scared, do you think it’s a burglar?”
“I’ll go check it out.”
“Be careful.”
Winston went around the back to investigate. He saw there was nothing. Jeez, this den is old. We should move soon. Winston was about to go back inside but, just like John, he heard thumping and giggling from Humphrey and Kate. Winston formed a smile on his face.
“That’s sweet. For once Eve won’t care.”
Winston came back to bed with Eve.
“It’s just Humphrey and Kate romancing.”
Eve jumped up in alert. “What!?”
She got up, ran to Humphrey and Kate’s room and started beating the rock out of the way. Humphrey and Kate just finished up as Eve barged in. Eve tackled Humphrey and started strangling him similar to how she did when Humphrey and Kate came back
“Stop doing this with my daughter! You hear me, dill wad!?”
“Mom, stop, it’s what couples do when they’re married.”
“I’m not getting off him.”
Humphrey filled with anger. He was the only Omega in the den, but he had to show his power. When Eve was strangling him the first time, he was startled and didn’t know what to do. Now he knows what to do. He had to show his power!
Humphrey gained strength as if God was lifting Eve off of him. He pushed Eve off, pinned her to the ground, and strangled her. He also pinned her head back. Kate had a surprised look on her face.
“Holy crap Humphrey! I didn’t think you were that strong!”
Winston came in and saw this.
“Humphrey, get off Eve like that!”
“Sorry, I reversed it, trust me, I didn’t try to kill her!”
“I know, just yell for me next time, ok?”
“I think we should get our own den,” Kate said.
“Yeah, lets go find some dens for sale.”
“It’s early though.”
“I meant when it gets light out and the real estate places open.”
A few hours passed, and it was about 7:00 a.m. and a few real estate places opened. Humphrey and Kate walked to the real estate place and met up with a realtor.
“My name’s Humphrey,” Humphrey said introducing himself.
“I’m Kate,” Kate said also introducing himself.
“I’m Derek,” the realtor said, “I’ll be your realtor until you find a den.”
“Cool, so, can we go look right now?”
“No, first I need to know what you want and the locations you want. Then it’ll take me a day to do this.”
“Oh, well Kate, need to stay with my parents until we find our den.”
“Agreed, I don’t want you killed by my mom.”
“What requirements do you want for your den?” Derek asked.
“I’d kind of like a safe neighborhood on the southwestern side of Jasper.” Kate said.
“Ok, and what kind of den require…”
Before Derek could finish Humphrey said “It has to have 2 bedrooms, a large play area, and green grass.’
“Ok, Kate, do you have anything?”
“Under 200 bones.”
“Easy, So, I will look and see if there are any dens that fit your requirement.”
“Ok, cool.”
Humphrey and Kate went home. Mooch, Shakey, and Salty came to play with Humphrey.
“Hey Humphrey, do you want to play?” Shakey asked.
“Sure, by the way, I’m getting a new den tomorrow.”
“Cool,” Mooch said, “Jeez I wish I had a mate I could live with.”
“Hey guys, I came up with a good invention!”
“Yeah? What?” Salty asked.
“Ok, so we get a log, then we build something, like a block and somehow make it able to propel the log.”
“Good idea Humphrey,” Mooch said.
“I’m not finished, then we connect wheels to the block and the wheels are able to make the log move forward. Then we get front wheels and connect another wheel to the front set of wheels so we can steer the log.”
“How will this work though?”
“I’ll lead the invention. By the way, instead of the whole crew guiding around the log, there will just be the driver in the front.”
“That sounds good,” Shakey said.
“Lets go find a log and start this,” Humphrey said.
The four Omegas set out to find a log. On the way they saw a ginormous duck.
“Look at the size of that freaking duck!” Shakey yelled.
“Woah!” Humphrey mumbled.
“Look at that duck! Holy crap! Come here freaking stallion duck!”
Shakey started running after the duck. The three other Omegas were laughing about how retarded Shakey was acting.
“He’s bigger than you!” Mooch commented.
“He’s not afraid at all! He’s not afraid at all!”
The poor duck was running for his life. He was being harassed by a wolf. The duck approached a pond.
“He’s not afraid at all!”
The duck flew into the water. Shakey made a gesture as if he were to say “Ahh screw it!”
Salty was out of breath, “The only bird with a longer neck!”
“That’s the biggest freaking duck I’ve ever seen in my life!”
Humphrey spotted a log.
“Hey guys look, there’s one. Lets grab it.”
The four Omegas carried it back to Humphrey’s parent’s den.
“Bring it in. This project will probably take a month or two.”
“Ok, are we still going with your plan?” Mooch asked.
“Yup, it’s the only way.”
“So how are we going to build this propelling block you’re talking about?”
The four Omegas set down the log in the living room.
“This is what I’m thinking, cut some wood into 6 equal squares, put it into a cube, then make these I shape things called pistons, then make them rotate, causing two circular figures to rotate, spinning a belt which makes the wheels move. This is all cause by fire controlled by a pedal the driver is pressing his hind paw down on.”
The other three Omegas looked confused.
“I’ll plan it later. It’s 11:00 p.m. and we need to get to bed. Or at least I do.”
“Ok, bye Humphrey.”
The three Omegas left and Humphrey went up to bed. The next day came and Humphrey and Kate met up with Derek.
“Are you ready to look at some dens?” Derek asked.
“Yup,” Humphrey said excitedly “How many are there?”
“About 12 that match your requirements. And about 3 in the Eastern territory.”
“Ok, sounds good,” Kate said.
“Come with me and I’ll show you the dens.”
They came up to the first den. Derek used his teeth to get the combination on the box to get the key to be able to move the rock for the entrance. Immediately there was a terrible smell as if a skunk lived in the den and a huge whiff of it came out immediately.
“Oh my God!” Humphrey yelled when it reached his nose.
“We’ll pass on this!” Kate said.
“Ok, this is terrible, I would hate to be forced to go in there,” Derek said relieved.
They walked to the next den this one didn’t smell terrible. The grass in the front was nice and green, there were two bedrooms, and a big play area however this den was on the boarder of the Eastern territory.
“I really like the den but I don’t like the location,” Kate said.
“It’s really nothing to worry about,” Derek said.
“Yeah but we’re three blocks from the ghetto,” Humphrey announced.
“You got a point, ahh, I shouldn’t be telling you where to live and where not to, it’s not my job,” Derek said.
They went to the next den.
“You know I got a good feeling about this one,” Humphrey said.
“Hey, butt holes!” the neighbor said. He was in a Nazi uniform, “If you need fertilizer, I got a lot of it.”
“The neighbor is a Nazi?” Kate asked.
The neighbor across the street was wearing a white suit with a hood and eye holes, “Hey, you’re gonna love this neighborhood!”
“We’re not taking this one!” Kate panicked and walked away.
“Very well done,” Derek said sarcastically.
“Hey, Derek, you’re gay!”
The guy in the Nazi uniform was Derek’s brother and in the white suit was his step brother.
They arrived at the next den.
“Alright, this is the last one on the Eastern territory,” Derek said.
They went in. The den was a total dump. The refrigerator had molded food in it, there was trash everywhere and the house had graffiti.
“This one is terrible,” Humphrey said, “I can’t live and play in a dirty place like this.”
“Wait, you’re and Omega?” Derek asked.
“Yeah,”
“But, Kate’s and Alpha and…”
“That wolf that was assisting Kate when she got trampled by the caribou, that was me. Didn’t you see us get married?”
“No, I only saw Lilly and Garth.”
“Oh, well yeah, I’m an Omega.”
They went to the next den. This one was in the Western territory. They went in. This one was the nicest den in the whole 5 acres of neighborhood.
“Wow three bedrooms, two play spaces, a giant front and back yard!” Humphrey said totally loving the place, “I love this place.”
“I don’t like the location,” Kate said.
“Always worried about location.”
“What about Johnny?”
“Good point, still he’ll be an Alpha, he won’t be playing around in these neighborhoods.”
“He will before Alpha school.”
“Come on, this can’t be that bad.”
“This den costs 135 bones,” Derek said.
Kate and Humphrey looked stunned. That was cheap for a house this good.
“You’re kidding,” Humphrey said.
“Nope, I’m not.”
“Ok, Humphrey, I’ll think about it,” Kate said.
Humphrey hugged Kate, “Thank you!”
They looked at the next 3 dens. They were ok, not bad not too great either. The next den was great similar to the one Humphrey like but a nicer neighborhood and slightly more expensive. This one was 154 bones. Humphrey and Kate’s limit was 200 bones.
“That was our last den for the day, I’ll show you the rest on Tuesday,” Derek said, “What was your favorite so far?”
“The one we just saw,” Humphrey said, “You Kate?”
“Same.”
“Cool.”