Captain Stacy: Hi I'm a Marvel
Gordon: ...Hey what are you doing here at Commissioner Loeb's funeral?
Stacy: I'm coordinating it! Alright, first things first. The Joker threatened to kill our beloved mayor, so for the funeral, I think it's best to have it in a location with an obscene amounts of windows.
Gordon: ...but what about sharpshooters?
Stacy: Please. We're doing our job.
Gordon: No you're not doing your job. At DC, we get to the bottom of the matter. Like detectives. We're not here to let people off with a warning in order to set good examples for children
Stacy: Yes clearly from watching the Nolan movies, the Alan Moore atrocities, and Superman Returns that entertaining kids is not your ting
Gordon: Hey kids! Cops are dorky comical goofballs! Spider-Man operates in a city run by the Keystone cops!
Stacy: Uh...that's a phat plot device! Spiderman essentially having to do everything himself!
Gordon: Our characters are supposed to be how the audience watches our films. They see my face and know there's terror and panic even though there's bravery. That's how you watch Dark Knight. How in the F are we supposed to watch Spider-Man 3?
Stacy: You're supposed to be compelled by the formation of Sandman and the eight seconds of Venom mask!
Gordon: What are we supposed to think and feel about those things though? Everything in your movie happens so slowly we have no idea if we're supposed to sympathize with Gwen or Marko or Harry or whothefudgeever.
Stacy: Look who's talking! We sat through a whole attack sequence just to learn the Joker wanted to be caught the whole time?
Gordon: Hey look! My daughter's about to fall from a building! Great time for two things audience members love to do during scenes of excited tension -- comic relief from you and memorization of a new character.
Stacy: I heard you only got 3,000,000 dollars for Dark Knight.
Gordon: Official policy is to ignore complete and total liabilities to the Spiderman franchise.
Stacy: Well I'm just saying because...they made a little teensy bit more then 3,000,000 at the box office. I'm just saying I'm just saying...
Gordon: I'm just saying Arnold Flass was a Green Beret is all I'm saying all I'm saying.
Gordon: ...Hey what are you doing here at Commissioner Loeb's funeral?
Stacy: I'm coordinating it! Alright, first things first. The Joker threatened to kill our beloved mayor, so for the funeral, I think it's best to have it in a location with an obscene amounts of windows.
Gordon: ...but what about sharpshooters?
Stacy: Please. We're doing our job.
Gordon: No you're not doing your job. At DC, we get to the bottom of the matter. Like detectives. We're not here to let people off with a warning in order to set good examples for children
Stacy: Yes clearly from watching the Nolan movies, the Alan Moore atrocities, and Superman Returns that entertaining kids is not your ting
Gordon: Hey kids! Cops are dorky comical goofballs! Spider-Man operates in a city run by the Keystone cops!
Stacy: Uh...that's a phat plot device! Spiderman essentially having to do everything himself!
Gordon: Our characters are supposed to be how the audience watches our films. They see my face and know there's terror and panic even though there's bravery. That's how you watch Dark Knight. How in the F are we supposed to watch Spider-Man 3?
Stacy: You're supposed to be compelled by the formation of Sandman and the eight seconds of Venom mask!
Gordon: What are we supposed to think and feel about those things though? Everything in your movie happens so slowly we have no idea if we're supposed to sympathize with Gwen or Marko or Harry or whothefudgeever.
Stacy: Look who's talking! We sat through a whole attack sequence just to learn the Joker wanted to be caught the whole time?
Gordon: Hey look! My daughter's about to fall from a building! Great time for two things audience members love to do during scenes of excited tension -- comic relief from you and memorization of a new character.
Stacy: I heard you only got 3,000,000 dollars for Dark Knight.
Gordon: Official policy is to ignore complete and total liabilities to the Spiderman franchise.
Stacy: Well I'm just saying because...they made a little teensy bit more then 3,000,000 at the box office. I'm just saying I'm just saying...
Gordon: I'm just saying Arnold Flass was a Green Beret is all I'm saying all I'm saying.
