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I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do you want?
King Sombra: I heard you're trying to destroy a hedgehog correct?
Robotnik: Ja, and?
King Sombra: I want to help you. Follow me.
Robotnik: A time machine?
King Sombra: Yes. Now we go forward for a month.

December 23, 2012

Discord: Robotnik! You're alive!
Robotnik: What?
King Sombra: You died from a pony named Scootaloo after bombing a castle here.
Blaze: It was a filly to.
Nazis: *laugh*
Robotnik: HALT DIE KLAPPE!
Nazis: *stop laughing*
Robotnik: What's next?
Discord: Yeah Sombra, what do you have planned?
King Sombra: Only three more people to get.

January 5, 2021

Catie: Attention Equestria! You are now under Communist power!
King Sombra: You. Over here.
Catie: What the fuck do you want?
King Sombra: You speak russian right?
Catie: Da, I am russian.
King Sombra: idealʹnyy *perfect*
Catie: Chto vy khotite? *what do you want?*
KS: Mne nuzhna vasha pomoshchʹ, chtoby unichtozhitʹ Equestria *I need your help to destroy Equestria*
Catie: A kto ostalʹnyye? *And who are the others*
KS: nemtsy *germans*
Robotnik: What is taking so long?
Catie: YA ne znayu, yesli eto budet rabotatʹ *I don't know if this will work.*
KS: Vy khotite, Shonezha mertv ili net? *You want Sean the hedgehog dead or not?*
Catie: YA delayu, no *I do, but*
KS: Yesli nemtsy datʹ vam problemy , ya budu zabotitʹsya o nikh sam. *If the germans give you problems, I'll take care of them myself*
Catie: Lyubyye drugiye lyudi, kotorykh ya dolzhen znatʹ? *Any other people I should know about?*
KS: My dolzhny grifony, i prezident Hasbro *We'll have griffons, and the president of Hasbro*
Catie: V samom dele? *Really?*
Robotnik: Sombra lets go!
KS: We'll be right there.

June 9, 2023

Gilda: *flying to Canterlot*
KS: Hey you
Gilda: Oh god. What?
KS: Are you trying to kill a-
Gilda: Pony! I have to go to canterlot, and destroy it ok?
KS: I can help you.
Robotnik: There is a grey hedgehog helping them, and we have to kill him.
Gilda: Is that the hedgehog?
Catie: Yeah I'm the one you want to kill!
KS: It's a different hedgehog. He has red white, and blue stripes on his chest.
Gilda: Oh yeah I remember. What do you have planned?
KS: We have more people to get.
Gilda: Then lets get them.
KS: Ok *activates time machine*

May 20, 2014

Brian Goldner: Lauren. We need to talk.
Lauren Faust: What is it?
Brian Goldner: People are mad that we ended with season 4.
Lauren Faust: Then you shouldn't have tried to fuck up my show!
KS: Attention you two.
Lauren Faust: King Sombra?
KS: Yes. It's me. I heard you're having problems with ponies
Brian Goldner: Your one.
KS: That doesn't mean I can't help. A hedgehog is helping them, and he has saved them from these guys.
Robotnik: Guten tag
Discord: Sup?
Catie: Hi
Gilda: What he said *points at Discord*
KS: Would you like to join us?
Lauren Faust: Why should-
Brian Goldner: We would love to.
Lauren Faust: What?!
Robotnik: She doesn't seem impressed with the idea.
Discord: Well in that case we should kill her.
Brian Goldner: What, no interrogation?
Lauren: I would like that instead of being killed for no reason.
KS: Then we hold her prisoner.
Catie: Where?
Robotnik: I've got to come up with everything. *activates death egg*
Discord: What the friggin fuck is that?
Robotnik: Our flying fortress of death. And luxury.
Catie: I've seen this before. There's a chance it might get destroyed.
Robotnik: It won't, trust me. Plus we can fit our entire army on it.
KS: Sounds good lets go.
Daniel: Hey I've got an idea, what the hell is going on here?
Nazi captain: *kills Daniel Ingram*
Lauren: Why did you do that?!
Nazi captain: He intruded on us. Now into the death egg.

Everyone got into the death egg, and King Sombra time traveled once again.

Equestria March 13, 2025

Rainbow Dash: So tell me how you survived that explosion.
Sean: I jumped out of the train, and shot the bomb.
Rainbow Dash: Awesome :D
Sean: Yeah it was. I had to wait for an hour just to have Twilight get me here.
Rainbow Dash: At least it was worth it.
Sean: Yeah considering that I am now dating the fastest flyer in all of Equestria.
Rainbow Dash: Now I just have to beat you at being the fastest runner.
Sean: Why? You can fly much faster then 430 miles an hour.
Snips: Oh look out!
Snails: Discord is back with King Sombra, and griffons, and other people that wanna kill us.
Sean: What's with them?
Rainbow Dash: They freak out about everything.
Discord: Because it's serious!
Sean: What the hell?! I killed you!
Rainbow Dash: Let's get out of here!
Communists: *fire at Sean*
Catie: Kill Sean then get Rainbow Dash!
Robotnik: Kill Rainbow Dash first! She's faster!
Sean: *flips off Robotnik*
KS: AFTER THEM!!

Me, and Rainbow Dash avoided King Sombra. Now we just had to make a visit to a friend.

Rainbow Dash: Where's your car?
Sean: Still being worked on after the explosion. Tails should have another one set up for me. Chaos Control!

Mobius March 13, 2025

Tails: Hi guys
Rainbow Dash: Hi Tails
Sean: Is my car ready?
Tails: Almost. I have another one set up for you though. 2001 Chevrolet Corvette. Has adaptive camoflauge, machine guns, super traction control, and lots of other cool gadgets.
Sean: I'll bet.
Rainbow Dash: Swag
Tails: Enjoy *walks away*
Sean: This will be good.

Back at Equestria

Robotnik: You're still working on that thing?
Shadow: This Skyline is 23 years old, and needs a lot of maintenance.
Robotnik: Not really. Just install high tech shit, and you won't have to worry about it.
Shadow: What's it look like I'm doing asshole?
Blaze: Why a nissan?
Shadow: It's a skyline GTR. Why not?
Robotnik: Captain?
Captain Frites: Ja fuhrer?
Robotnik: I think it's time we get the freeze ray set up.
Captain Frites: Bejahand *Affirmative*
Blaze: So it's a GTR, why have it?
Robotnik: Why don't you go check on our prisoner?
Blaze: Fine
Lauren: Why am I here?
Brian: Because you won't join King Sombra's army.
Blaze: How are you enjoying things?
Lauren: They're fine, but Brian keeps pestering me.
Blaze & Brian: Too bad.
Lauren: Brian why would you join these guys?
Brian: I just thought that if we destroyed Equestria, there will be no more My Little Pony. We don't have to worry about it anymore!
Blaze: Maybe we should kill her.
Lauren: NO!
Brian: *Kills Lauren Faust*
Colonel Pempkov: What are you imbecules doing?
Brian: I killed the prisoner.
Colonel Pempkov: What?
Catie: What did you do?
Blaze: It was the right thing to do.

Just then the ice lazer was activated, and froze all of Equestria. Me & Rainbow Dash are the only ones that can save the day. Can we?

By the time me & Rainbow Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few more things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because you don't think!
Rainbow Dash: drive!
Sean: *drives away*
Shadow: *drives after*
Nazis: We spotted them sir!
KS: Excellent. We kill them, and Equestria is ours.
Robotnik: He tried to kill you by time traveling into where you were builing your time machine.
KS: And you saved me.
Robotnik: Ja.
KS: Nice work doctor.

Back to the car chase

Shadow: *shoots missile flipping my car over*
Sean: *opens roof*
Shadow: *shoots another missile*
Sean: *activates ejector seat* Back on my wheels.
Rainbow Dash: He's passing us
Sean: *shoots Shadow's car*
Shadow: *launches grenades*
Sean: *shoots grenades*
Blaze: Get the death egg down for him.
Shadow: He almost killed me, hurry up!
Rainbow Dash: *flies out*
Sean: Where the fuck are you going?
Rainbow Dash: *blows Shadow's car up*
Sean: *drives onto death egg*
Rainbow Dash: Glad you made it.
Sean: Same to you. What now?
Rainbow Dash: We have to kill everyone here, and unfreeze Equestria.
Sean: Sounds good.
Catie: I see fire over there.
Discord: That looks like Shadow's car
Gilda: They must be on here then. Look everywhere.

This was it. Just me, and Rainbow Dash against-

1 Discord
1 Robotnik
1 Gilda
1 Catie
1 Brian Goldner
1 Blaze
1 King Sombra
597 Nazis
600 Communists

Total enemies 1,204 Good luck!

As me & Rainbow Dash got out of the hangar 3 Nazis spotted us.

Nazi 1: Halt!
Sean: *shoots all Nazis*
Communist 234: Where did that come from?
Rainbow Dash: You should've used a silencer.
Sean: The sooner they get toward us, the sooner they die.
Robotnik: Gilda, Blaze get out there!
Gilda: Were on it!
Communist 234: I found them
Sean: *kills communist*
Gilda: Excellent job. You only killed four of us. Now it's time you both die.
Sean: Blaze is mine.
Rainbow Dash: I got Gilda.
Blaze: *sets hands on fire* Still working with pussies?
Sean: When did I start working with you?
Gilda: I've been waiting a long time for this.
Rainbow Dash: Me to *hits Gilda*
Gilda: You call that a punch? *hits Dash's eye*
Rainbow Dash: I'm going easy on you. *kicks Gilda*
Blaze: *throws fire toward me*
Sean: Your aim sucks!
Blaze: But not my punches *misses*
Sean: I'm over here biyatch!
Blaze: *keeps missing*
Sean: *breaks Blaze's neck*
Rainbow Dash: Sean I need your help!
Gilda: No you don't! *flies away with Dash*

Then 10 Nazis ran toward me. I killed them all, and ran after Gilda.

Rainbow Dash: *tries to break free from grip*
Gilda: Quit moving bitch.
Rainbow Dash: *kicks Gilda & lands on floor*
Sean: *shooting at Gilda*
Gilda: You have to do better then that if you want to kill me!
Sean: Ok *grabs floor*
Brian Goldner: What the damn?!
Sean: *throws floor at Gilda killing her* are you ok Dash?
Rainbow Dash: I think so *falls on floor*
Sean: We gotta find something to fix you up.
Brian Goldner: Or you can surrender.
Sean: You're all the way down there. You can't get us.
Brian Goldner: Maybe not, but I can call for people that can.
Sean: *Kills Brian Goldner*
Rainbow Dash: Where are we going next?
Sean: We need help. We have to unfreeze Equestria. Maybe there is a way to undo it on the ray they used.

And so, we went toward the ray. Rainbow Dash was beat up bad as you can see in the picture below, and we needed help.

Kills

Nazis 13
Communists 1
Blaze 1
Gilda 1
Brian Goldner 1

Result: 17 people killed

Enemies left: 1,187

Continuing on, Rainbow Dash & I got to the ice ray, and unfroze Equestria. We stole the time machine, and killed 20 communists while escaping the death egg.

Pinkie Pie: Thanks for saving us. It was not fun being frozen.
Sean: I'll bet.
Fluttershy: I hope Rainbow Dash is ok.
Sean: Twilight's just going to use her magic to heal her, and then we go back to destroying our enemies.
Fluttershy: What are they doing now?

Now they had a huge battle tank with several other vehicles. Snips, and Snails were about to attempt an idiotic plan on stealing a truck.

Snips: There's a good one.
Snails: Let's bring it to the hedgehog that's dating Rainbow Dash.
Snips: Ten 4!
Lt. Schwarzwald: I eto , kak ya vyuchil russkiy yazyk . *And that's how I learned russian*
Cpl. Myass: No, vashenatsistov. *But your a nazi*
Lt. Schwarzwald: Nu i chto? *So* HEY!!
Snips: So long dumby! *drives away*
Cpl. Myass: One of our trucks has been stolen!
Robotnik: Then take it back!
Cpl. Myass: Ok

Snips & Snails drove the truck to Sweet Apple Acres where me & the mane 6, along with other ponies were planning our next attack.

Applejack: Enemy truck!
Sean: Wait a minute, it's Snips & Snails!
Twilight: What the fuck?
Snails: Do not panic everyone.
Snips: We stole an Opel Blitz!
Ponies: What?
Sean: That's the name of the truck they stole.
Snips: Now they have no idea where it is.
KS: There it is!
Robotnik: Kill all those ponies.
Sean: You can kill Diamond Tiara, but no one else!
Diamond Tiara: Excuse me?!
Robotnik: *kills Diamond Tiara*
King Sombra: You also stole my time machine!
Sean: If you want it back you have to kill all of us.
King Sombra: So be it!
Catie: Attack!

Every Nazi & Communist started firing at us. I chased Robotnik while he was driving the tank.

Robotnik: Get the hedgehog!
Sgt. Streuseln: OK *drives toward me*
Cpt. Wolfgang: We got the truck
Sgt. Streuseln: LOOK OUT!!
Cpt. Wolfgang: *drives into tank*
Ponies: *laugh*
Robotnik: Holen Sie sich das Lkw-off unser Tank *Get the truck off our tank*
Sgt. Streuseln: *Shoots truck*
Sean: *climbs onto tank*
Nazi private: He's on the tank!
Sean: *shoots Nazi private*
Robotnik: Get off! *hits me*

As I fight Robotnik on the tank Snips & Snails try to steal another truck

Snails: There is another Blitz!
Snips: Lets get it!
Twilight Sparkle: Get back here you idiots!
Snips: We were going to steal an enemy truck.
Twilight: You could get killed out there.
Snails: Nu uh, we stole a truck earlier without getting killed.
Pinkie Pie: I'm stealing the truck!
Snips: Oh jeez, mares can't drive a truck!
Pinkie Pie: Watch me *drives truck*

Snips & Snails were surprised, even though they shouldn't be. Pinkie is a great driver. Meanwhile back on the tank

Robotnik: Shoot him!
Nazis: *shoot a lot, but keep missing*
Sean: *fighting Robotnik* Is that all you got?!
Robotnik: *holds me from tank*
Sean: This is great *hits rock*
Pinkie Pie: *shoots Sgt. Streuseln*
Sgt. Streuseln: *turns toward cliff then dies*

The tank was heading toward a cliff, but neither me nor Robotnik knew what was happening, for we were too busy fighting.

Rainbow Dash: Look out!
Sean: I got him *pushes Robotnik into tank*

At that moment, I noticed I was screwed. I jump off the tank, but it was too late. Even for Robotnik.

Pinkie Pie: Oh god!
Rainbow Dash: Sean?!
Pinkie Pie: SEAN!!

There was no response except for the tank landing on its side.

Applejack: He's gone.
Rainbow Dash: I can't believe it. We just started dating.
Pinkie Pie: *hugs Rainbow Dash*
Sean: *climbs up mountain* What did I miss?
Ponies: He's alive! *cheers*
Rainbow Dash: *kisses me*
Sean: It's going to take more then a tank to kill me.
Rainbow Dash: Well in that case lets get the communists.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah come on.

All the Nazis that didn't die retreated to Ponyville where King Sombra was waiting.

King Sombra: That's it! We get that time machine or we're screwed!
Catie: We cannot afford to lose!
Discord: And we wont. I have a plan.

What is Discord's plan? How will it turn out?
To be continued.

Kills

Communists 20
Nazis 2
Robotnik 1

Total 23

Enemies left 1,164

We now had to time travel to when King Sombra was making his time machine, and prevent it from being finished so none of this would happen. Discord's plan however would screw things up for us.

Sean: Are we clear?
Pinkie Pie: All clear!
Discord: *sets up rifle*
KS: Are you sure about this?
Discord: I have a rifle of course I'll kill him, and if I don't we'll send a team out there to kill him, and get the machine.
KS: Ok
Catie: I hope you know what you're doing.
Discord: Of course *shoots rifle*
Sean: That nearly hit me!
Pinkie Pie: You got a sniper, hurry!
Discord: Go! Kill them!

Communists were sent to kill us, but all they did was kidnap us, and destroy the time machine.

Discord: I told you to kill them!
Cpl. Myass: I thought you said kidnap them.
Catie: You should have let me give them the order! They don't care about your lousy English.
Discord: Why are you speaking it then?
Sean: Hello? Prisoner here!
KS: He broke out!
Sean: I was never your prisoner to begin with. Cya!
KS: He's probably going to free the others.
Discord: Not if I have something to say about it! *runs off*
Sean: *Frees Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie*
Rainbow Dash: Thanks. Now lets get outta here.
Sean: Right. We have to kill Discord, Catie, and King Sombra first. Then I can use chaos control to time travel 12 hours ago.
Pinkie Pie: Where did you establish that?
Sean: It's before the time machine is created.
Discord: *grabs sword* Hello fuckface!
Sean: Oh great you have that. ME TO! * grabs sword*
Pinkie Pie: We need help!
Rainbow Dash: I wouldn't say that just yet Pinkie Pie.
Sean: *hits Discord's stomach*
Discord: *swings sword like mad*
Sean: blocks attacks*
KS: Fire at him!
Communists: *shoot toward me*
Pinkie Pie: OMC!
Sean: Pinkie! *throws sword*
Pinkie Pie: *catches sword* En Guarde! *Acts random*
Sean: *grabs gun from soldier* Hope you don't mind, just borrowing this.
Communist Soldier: Not a problem. Wait, what?!
Sean: *kills soldiers, and King Sombra*
Pinkie Pie: *fighting Discord*
Discord: *throws Pinkie Pie out window*
Catie: What?!
Sean: Stop!
Catie: Chaos Control!
Sean: *grabs Catie*
Catie: *runs toward Sugarcube* Discord, I'm in Ponyville, and need back up!
Discord: Ten 4
Sean: *grabs Catie* Wrong move. I'm going to kill all those soldiers you just called for. Your best chance of surviving is if you call them off.
Catie: *grabs walkie talkie*
Sean: Call them off. CALL THEM OFF!!
Catie: Discord. *stares at me* You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.
Discord: Yes?
Catie: Double the-
Sean: *shoots Catie's head* I never miss.

With that out of the way, how about checking on Discord?

Pinkie Pie: Nice try Discord.
Discord: What?!
Rainbow Dash: No one throws my friends out of a window! *kicks Discord*
Discord: I did not want to have to do this. *tries to discord Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: That's not going to work *kills Discord.* Ok, lets blow this up.
Pinkie Pie: I thought we were time travelling!
Rainbow Dash: Change of plans. Get out now.
Pinkie Pie: *grabs parachute, and jumps*
Rainbow Dash: *plants bomb* I'll set it to blow up in 10 seconds flat.

10 flat seconds later. The death egg blew up.

Sean: What the hell?
Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah! That was awesome!
Sean: Yeah, but that car was in there.
Rainbow Dash: Oh. I forgot.
Sean: Yeah, I did to.
Rainbow Dash: I'll make it up to you.

Dash made it up to me by making out with me, then we went to a Green Hay concert. Shredder just joined as the lead guitarist, and singer.

Rainbow Dash: This is the best band ever.
Sean: No kidding.
Green Hay: *playing instruments*
Shredder: Shut your mouth 'cause you talk too much and I don't give a damn anyway
You always seem to be steppin in shit and all you do is complain
Hitch a ride tell 'em all you like. Small minds tend to think a like
Shut your mouth cause your talking too much and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Rainbow Dash: What'd I say?
Sean: That Green Hay is the best band ever!
Shredder: Gotta let it go, gotta let it go X2
crowd: *cheers*
Shredder: Cut the crap 'cause your screaming in my ear, and you're taking up all of the space
You're really testing my patience again, and I'd rather get punched in the face
You're getting on my every last nerve
Everything you've said I already heard
Shut your mouth 'cause you're talking too much, and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Gotta let it go, gotta let it go X2 *plays solo*
Sean: I gotta admit, he's better then I am at guitar.
Rainbow Dash: When did you play guitar?
Sean: Since I was 12.
Shredder: Always fuck fuckin' with my head now X3
Always fucking with my head and I gotta let it go
Let yourself go, let yourself go
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself goX4
Band: *finishes song*
Crowd: Yeah! *cheers*
Sean: I'll be right back. *leaves*

I decided to go on the stage, and play some guitar, impressing Rainbow Dash.

Sean: Fillys, and gentlecolts. You're such a wonderful audience. Now I would like to play a song for you.
Crowd: *cheers*
Rainbow Dash: What?
Sean: This song is one of my personal favorites, called Hound Dog. *Plays guitar*
You ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine.
Well they said you was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine.
You ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine. *plays solo*
Crowd: *cheers*
Shredder: He is good
Sean: Well they said you was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine. *plays another solo*
Well they said you was highclass, but that was just a lie X2
Well you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine.
You ain't nothing but a hound dog. Just crying all the time X2
Well you ain't never caught a rabbit, and you ain't no friend of mine. *ends song*
Crowd: *Cheers*
Rainbow Dash: That was so awesome!
Sean: Thanks. Now attention everyone. I wanna say it's been great being here. For 12 and a half years you ponies have given me a lot of formidable things to remember. Although much of it was fighting wars, it was still fun.
Crowd: *cheers*
Sean: But I have some sad news. I can't stay here anymore. People in Mobius need my help. We have made plans to expand on our world, and I have to go help.
Rainbow Dash: You can't leave without a kiss.
Sean: We had sex earlier, but OK *kisses Rainbow Dash* Now I have to go. Chaos Control!
Shredder: What expansions do you think he's working on?
Colin: Maybe land development?

Everyone couldn't stop thinking about what I was up to back at Mobius. Was it serious? Maybe.

45 minutes after I left Equestria, they invented the TV, and had lots of them on sale for 3 bits.

News anchor: This is PBS news, I'm Wilson Wilson with breaking news. A giant meteor appears to be heading toward our planet right now.
Fluttershy: Oh my!
Twilight: That looks big.
WW: It appears that a grey hedgehog is slowing down the meteor, which is actually a planet. He's making it arrive on our planet slowly.

Just then the ground shook, as I ran toward Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: Sean? Thank goodness your here. A met-
Sean: Meteor? That happens to be a planet called Mobius.
Fluttershy: What?!
Sean: I didn't wanna be too far away from you, so I brought my planet next to yours.
Rainbow Dash: Are you sure this will work?
Sean: It already is.
WW: Seems like Equestria is now linked to another planet. This is really cool.

Although I never went into Equestria again, I still talked to Rainbow Dash. Due to her planet being next to mine. How's that for insanity? We've been together for a long time, and nothing bad has happened between us. I think this will go good for a extremely long time.

The End

Song: link


Here's a sneak peak to STH's newest MLP Fan Fiction

Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*

Song (Start at 0:06): link

Saten Twist: *Increasing speed as he goes through the desert*
Passengers: *Enjoying the view*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Canada24 Fan Fiction

Warbonnet

Saten Twist: *Passing a green signal*
Freight Pony: *Waving from his diesel*
Saten Twist: *Waves back while blowing his horn twice*
Freight Pony: *Watching the Super Chief roll past while waiting in the siding*
Saten Twist: *Going 65 miles an hour*

Starring Saten Twist from Canada24

Amtrak from SeanTheHedgehog

And featuring new OC's

Jake
Brett
Greg
Tareq

Saten Twist: *Looks at the reader* 12,000 miles of gleaming rails. From Chicagoat to Los Angeles, from San Franciscolt to Houston, the Santa Fe was the epitome of a Class 1 railroad. Long sleek passenger trains. Long freights behind endless diesel units. The warbonnet paint scheme. Vast stretches of open range. Deserts, canyons, and mountains. This was the railroad known as the Santa Fe. This is the story of that vast railroad, which traverses the middle & western part of the United States. A railroad built by dreamers. A railroad with growing pains, and one which survived intact into the 90's. This was a railroad which exceeded even it's dreamers grandiose plans. A railroad which stood as a monument to the Equestrian railroad industry.

Also starring Shining Armor as Hayden

And Louis Dega as Jared

When Saten Twist entered Los Angeles, the sun was setting. Hundreds of ponies were waiting on the station platform for the train to arrive. They wanted to greet their loved ones who traveled west from Chicagoat, and a few other towns.

Saten Twist: *Blows the horn while ringing the bell*
Ponies: *Looking out to the mainline. They see the headlight from Saten Twist's train*
Saten Twist: *Applies the brakes*
Ponies: *Waving at Saten Twist*
Saten Twist: *Waving back*
Passengers: *Waving at the ponies on the platform*
Ponies: *Waving back to the passengers*
Saten Twist: *Stops the train gently next to the station platform*

And a trailer to a Star Wars fan fiction also created by SeanTheHedgehog.

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick. It passed over a mountain, and increased speed.

Song (Start at 0:17): link

Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The Castle of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after jumping out of the landing craft*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, in charge of storm troopers.
Republic Soldiers: *Landing in the snow*

Stop the song

Major Smith: *Inside the castle, wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform* Allow me to introduce myself. *Walking towards General Rosemeyer* Major Johann Smith, enlisted into the Imperials from the Outer Rim.
Colonel Kramer: Guard!
Major Smith: *Shoots a storm trooper with a silenced blaster*
Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog presents.
John: *Inside a shed with Mary* Take your clothes off.
Mary: But I-
John: Don't argue. Take your clothes off.
Morris: *Wearing an Imperial Officer's uniform, he places a suitcase on a table in front of an officer* Hello.
Announcer: A Star Wars Fan Fiction.
Morris: *Pulls out a silenced blaster, and shoots the officer. He turns around, and shoots a storm trooper*

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Morris: *Sitting with John in a bar* Now with McPherson dead, there's only five of us left. So either you let me know what's going on or there's only gonna be four.

Song (Start at 2:26): link

John & Morris: *Get on top of a cable car from the top of a cable car station*
Announcer: From the author who brought you Six Shooters, and it's sequel Six Shooters 2. Also responsible for the Thomas & Friends parody Trainz.

Stop the song

Announcer: SeanTheHedgehog is proud to present....
John: *Pointing an E-11 at Morris* Lieutenant, drop that gun.
Morris: *Also holding an E-11* What?
John: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Morris: *Drops his gun* What the hell are you talking about?

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer:....Where Eagles Dare.
Morris: *Throws a bomb out a window*
Mary: *Enters a bar in a beige coat, and a black beret*
John: *Sets a bomb onto a pole by the road*
Imperial Officer: *Walking towards a bomb with a wire trap set below his ankles*
Officers & Stormtroopers: *Running to the middle of the castle, all carrying E-11 blasters*
John: *Laying down, looking through macrobinoculars*
Morris: *Stabs an officer with a light stick, a smaller version of a light saber*
Imperial Officer: *Walks into the wire, setting the bomb off*

Stop the song

Stormtroopers: *In an IFT-D as it blows up*
Morris: *In a speeder bike, passing two Imperial troop transports that explode*
John: *Riding in the sidecar of Morris' speeder bike*
Stormtroopers: *Driving land speeders towards a pole that gets blown up*
John: *Driving a speederbus, hitting two Tie Fighters, making them explode as they land on a fuel tank*

Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in...

Where Eagles Dare

STH Productions. Copyright, 2016