Lucius: A proxy? no thanks guys... I kept my mouth closed and like I said, I kill for the true law and i'm not a psycho like you Mr. hockey mask, and killer clown guy... I respect you... you couldn't help yourself. but now you are a sadistic freak with no frien-
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do you know why you are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are you ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do you know why you are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are you ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
ZALGOS ARMY MEMBERS:
Shadow Lurker: stealth commander
Lisa: adviser
Scarecrow: assassin
Mr.Widemouth: infiltration
Observer: adviser and second in command
Zippers: assassin
RapRat: spy
RED: brute
Strangled Red: computer glitcher
Suicide mouse: deceiver
Squidward: consular
Hypno: trickster
KillWaker: the living weapon
Herobrine: computer defender
The Smiling Man: human relations
Dr. Locklear: high commander
Scollex: killer
Ascaris: killer
Ghost: spy
Redd: killer
Pyramid Head: brute
Pyris: chaos starter
Targeter: assassin
??? (shall be reveled... SOON): ???
NOTE: I may update!
Shadow Lurker: stealth commander
Lisa: adviser
Scarecrow: assassin
Mr.Widemouth: infiltration
Observer: adviser and second in command
Zippers: assassin
RapRat: spy
RED: brute
Strangled Red: computer glitcher
Suicide mouse: deceiver
Squidward: consular
Hypno: trickster
KillWaker: the living weapon
Herobrine: computer defender
The Smiling Man: human relations
Dr. Locklear: high commander
Scollex: killer
Ascaris: killer
Ghost: spy
Redd: killer
Pyramid Head: brute
Pyris: chaos starter
Targeter: assassin
??? (shall be reveled... SOON): ???
NOTE: I may update!