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Oliver: This is it. We ain't gonna be around no more.
Rosie: I'll miss all of you.
Shayne: You still have time to be here. You're last episode will be playing after Ponies On The Rails.
Oliver: Oh.
Rosie: Okay.
Shayne: Welcome back, or welcome for those of you just joining us. I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm hosting Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories tonight. Let's get those stories rolling on our second half of the show with Ponies On The Rails.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He said you have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to fire me!
Dock Worker: If you don't want to work for him, why don't you just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. You railroad workers *Walks away*

In Cheyenne

Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are you telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* You got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, or you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. You want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?

After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.

Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a desk for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would you like to speak to?
Gordon: Jesus christ, get me the fucking table company, or whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to desk servicing*
Desk seller: Hello, this is desk servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a desk made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
Desk seller: How would you like the desk delivered?
Gordon: By train.
Desk seller: You got it. We'll have the desk loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: You haven't done one thing that Pete told you to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*

Ten minutes later

Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did you come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did you get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will you promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet you it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't you open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies loading it into the car, they said it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything you say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call you back in forty minutes, and you can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some more of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A desk for you has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets desk out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, you don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this desk into my office, or you're fired.
Orion: You want to fire me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, you got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give you the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*

After three minutes of arguing, and moving a table

Gordon & Orion: *Gently place desk in office*
Gordon: Thank you for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the desk you ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet you don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*

Stylo was next to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.

Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If you say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*

Inside the office

Gordon: *on phone* So, what do you think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: You have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do you want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen you two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. You gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Stylo: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Operator: Operator?
Hawkeye: What are you waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Stylo: Hahahahaha!
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
President: Hello?
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't you recognize my voice you numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, you can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* You got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad you took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, you said you would when you made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier you said you wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Gordon: How?
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are you blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!

Next day, Pete returned

Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Percy: Good.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Pete: So?
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*

The End

On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails

Orion continues to try, and get fired.

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Shayne: Haven't heard that song in a while. Anyways, I am really going to miss Thomas and his friends. This is their last episode, and we won't see them again after this.

Logan's Heroes

Sir Tophamm Hat ordered a new engine on the Island of Sodor. His name was Logan.

Sir Tophamm Hat: Everyone, say hello to Logan.
Engines: Hello Logan.
Logan: Hi everyone. It's really great to meet you.

Even though most of the engines said hello to Logan, they had their doubts, because of the way he looked.

Gordon: He looks too much like a diesel.
James: He's probably a diesel in disguise.
Henry: Duh, what's a disguise?
Gordon: A disguise is something you wear to prevent others from recognizing you.
Henry: Cool. I'm going to get one of those now. *Leaves the sheds*
Sir Tophamm Hat: With Henry gone, you may take his berth Logan.
Logan: Thank you sir.
Gordon: *Glares at Logan as he backs up into the berth next to him*
Logan: Hello. What's your name?
Gordon: Why should I tell you?
James: You can pretend to be nice to us all you want, but we're watching you buddy.
Logan: I'm not pretending. I really want to be your friends.
James: Yeah right.
Gordon: Diesel.

Logan's feelings were hurt. Because of his appearance, James, and Gordon thought he was a spy for the diesels, and didn't want anything to do with him.

The next morning, Thomas, and Percy talked to him at the yards.

Thomas: We heard those mean things Gordon, and James said to you yesterday.
Percy: We like you no matter what you look like.
Logan: Thanks you two.
Thomas: You're welcome. What did you say your name was?
Logan: Logan.
Thomas: Nice to meet you Logan. I'm Thomas, and this is Percy.
Percy: Pleased to meet you.
Logan: I'm pleased to meet the both of you. You're very nice engines.
Percy: Thank you.
Thomas: I have to go now. I must run my branchline, and Annie, and Clarabel will be worried if I don't show up soon. *Puffs away*
Percy: And I have to take some coal cars to the Scientific Research Facility.
Logan: I have to take some fuel there. May I follow you since I don't know where the facility is?
Percy: Of course.

So Percy collected his coal cars, and went to the Scientific Research Facility. Logan followed with his fuel cars close behind.

Meanwhile, Diesel 10 had an idea on how to stop the steam engines on the Island of Sodor.

Diesel 10: We must eliminate the coal supply on this island!
Splatter: Well how are we gonna do that sir?
Dodge: Yeah. That's impossible.
D261: We might as well just give up.
Diesel 10: Oh no we won't! We're gonna keep fighting until diesels dominate this island. Capture as many steam engines as you can.
Diesel: You heard him, let's do it!

Arry, and Bert went to capture Rosie, and James.

Diesel teamed up with Splatter, and Dodge to capture Adam, and Emily.

D199 lured Henry towards Diesel 10 with a freight car that smelled like chocolate chip cookies.

D199: That's right Henry, keep following the freight car with cookies.
Henry: *Following D199* I like chocolate chip cookies.

D261 got Lady, Duck, and Oliver, and the others got Gordon.

Diesel 10: Good work everyone. You captured nine steamies.
Dodge: Right.
Splatter: But you mentioned something about eliminating their coal supply.
Diesel 10: Oh yes. We will go to the scientific research facility for that. Or at least I will. The rest of you must make sure these engines don't escape.
Gordon: You better let us escape, or you're in trouble!
Rosie: We'll get out of here whether you go easy on us, or not!
Henry: *Going cross eyed* Duh, I never got my cookies.
James: Who cares?!
Henry: I do.
Pinchy: *Takes coal from Emily's tender*
Duck: What are you going to do?
Diesel 10: I'm taking this coal to be analysed by a computer. Once it's finished being analysed, I will have all of the coal on this island, ELIMINATED!! *Laughs*
Lady: Who's going to save us now?
Oliver: They didn't capture Thomas, and Percy.
Rosie: Donald, and Douglas are still here.
Henry: Duh, when do I get a chocolate chip cookie?
Others: BE QUIET!!

Meanwhile at Sodor's Scientific Research Facility

Percy & Logan: *Arrive with their trains*
Logan: Ah, that was a good run.
Percy: Yes it was. I like pulling trains here.
Diesel 10: *Arrives* Ah hello Percy. *Looks at Logan* I see you're outnumbered two to one.
Percy: Excuse me?
Diesel 10: Two diesels, and one steamy. Make sure he doesn't escape. I have to do something.

He was moving forward, but he quickly felt something pulling him backwards.

Diesel 10: What the?!
Thomas: *Has his brakes on, preventing Diesel 10 from going* Get out of here you two, and head to the diesel works! They need your help down there!
Percy & Logan: *Leaving*
Diesel 10: *Pushing Thomas* I'll get you derailed puffball.
Thomas: *Moves backwards as fast as he can*
Diesel 10: *Realizing he is still coupled on to Thomas* Ah!!! Slow down!!!
Thomas: No thanks. I love going really fast. One time I even broke the sound barrier. I remember that one time two years ago, I was pulling some chemical cars, and I derailed. The chemicals splashed all over me, and got into my system. Then, I got the power to brakes the sound barrier by going fast.
Diesel 10: *Very angry* Stop talking!!!!!!!
Thomas: *Uncouples from Diesel 10, and goes faster onto another track. He then goes forward*
Diesel 10: Wait. What? *Crashes into a set of buffers*

Inside the Diesel Works

Logan: *Arrives with Percy*
Splatter: Hey. Who are you?
Gordon: *Sees Logan* Oh great! It's that new engine, and he captured Percy.
James: I knew we shouldn't have trusted him.
Logan: Hi. I brought in a prisoner.
D261: Thank you.
Logan: You're.. *Pushes D261* Welcome!
D261: Aahhhhh! *Runs into Arry, and Bert. The three diesels are derailed*
Percy: Everyone get out of here, now!
Gordon: All steamies follow me! *Leaving diesel works*
James: *Behind Gordon* We're almost out of here.
D199: *Blocking the tracks that lead out of the diesel works* I don't think so.
Thomas: *Pulls D199 out of the way* But I do.

All of the steam engines were escaping.

D199: This is not supposed to happen!!
Thomas: Yes it is. *Uncouples from D199, and leaves*

Back at Tidmouth Sheds, Sir Tophamm Hat heard about everything that happened.

James: If it weren't for Logan, we'd be stuck at the Diesel Works forever.
Duck: He is our hero.
Logan: Thanks everyone. Thomas, and Percy, you are my heroes. You helped me when everyone else made fun of me, and for that, I thank you.
Thomas & Percy: You're welcome.

The End

Thomas: *Leaving with Percy, and every other engine* Goodbye everyone.
Percy: We'll all miss you.
Shayne: We'll miss you too. At least, I will, and that's our show. Come back next week for another Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
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Victoria: *Going fast as she pulls a freight train*
Orion: I think I'm drinking too much booze. I just saw a train with a face.
Sean: *Appears behind him* How about a talking hedgehog?
Orion: *Screams, and runs away as fast as he can*
Mortomis: *Laughs* I'm glad you're in my show Sean. Now, it's time for me to be the host again for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: Not my stories unfortunately.
Mortomis: We have On The Block, and The Adventures of Rainbow Dash for you in our second segment for this week.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery....
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Tom: *Skiing down a slope* It's a nice day for skiing. I sure hope no one tries to kill me.
Warner Brothers Assassins: Kill him! He's been making fun of our company for too long!!!
Tom: Oh great.
Warner Brothers Assassins: *Shooting at Tom, but their bullets only hit the snow*
Twilight: *Playing black jack with Applejack, and Rarity* Man, I ain't losin' to losers like you.
Tom: *Jumps over them*
Applejack: What was that?!
Warner Bros Assassin: *Crashes into their table*
Mily: *Stops at a station* I'm here for my next cameo.
Tom: *Jumps over her* And it's over!!
Mily: Ah!! *Backs up*
Warner Bros...
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Toby: Hi everyone, it's me, Toby. On behalf of all the characters in Gran Turismo, I have sad news for you. These two episodes you're about to see are the last ones to appear in the S.S.S.S. After that, we'll be gone for good. Thank you for your patronage.
Ethan: Hey there, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second. Why didn't you say something earlier? You could have been the host instead of me. On another note, where's the music, and mash up of random characters?
Toby: That's appearing later. Now it's time for the back to back episodes of Gran Turismo.

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Hawkeye: *Helping Percy, and Jeff get a special freight train set up*
Gordon: This is unacceptable!!! By the power invested in my horn, and the rest of my fat body, I demand to drive the special train to Denver!
Ethan: *Stops next to Gordon with three freight cars* Did someone call?
Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie: *Running away from Discord*
Rainbow Dash: He's gone really mad this time.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl. We must continue the retreat.
Henry: *Crosseyed as he stops at a station with freight cars*
Duck: Good job Henry. You made it on time.
Henry: Duh, what's a Henry?
Duck: Now if only we could...
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Duck: *Passes between Andrew, and Carter*
Andrew: What? No hello?
Carter: He must be jealous of us since our show is more popular.
Pete: What about my show? Pete Reimer here, back as the host for the second half of this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Ponies On The Rails, and Gran Turismo are up next.

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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy,...
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Toby: Hey Tim. I caught a lot of suspects today. How about you?
Tim: Nothing on my beat.
Rainbow Dash: *Flies past them, going over a train station*
Orion: *Stops his train at the station*
Pete: Well done Orion. *Watches the reader* Hello everyone. I'm Pete Reimer, your host this week for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG

Pete: My show is back. I only wish it was on top. At least it's the first show in the second half.

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Discord: *With three clones of himself* Are you a real show host?
Discord Clone 1: Well, uh...
Discord Clone 2: Technically...
Discord Clone 3: Nah.
Discord: Have you ever received a five star rating from someone big, like..Like Rolling Stones Magazine?
Discord Clone 2: Nah.
Discord: Have you ever tried to be original?
Discord Clone 3: Nah nah.
Discord: Alright. I can see, that I will have to teach you, how to be, TV show hosts!

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Discord: *Snaps his fingers, and makes them disappear* And for those of you that thought we'd do a whole We Are Number One But video, you're wrong. It's time for the...
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Sean: *Racing with Shayne* Woooh!!!!!
Shayne: Yeah!!!!
Applejack: They must really be enjoyin' that music.
Captain Jefferson: Talking trains racing each other? That's a new one.
Discord: *Goes through the ground without making a hole* Hello everyone, it's me, Discord. I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Also, happy new year. Our schedule for the last day of 2016 is down below.

On The Block: Rated TV-14
Gran Turismo: Rated TV-PG
Adventures of Thomas & Friends: Rated TV-Y7
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA

Discord: Oh great. My show is not on this time....
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The Island Of Sodor, 1976

It was a very foggy morning on the Island Of Sodor. Henry was going as fast as he could with the flying kipper. It was hours behind schedule.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfiction

The Great Race

Starring Thomas The Tank Engine (As if the earlier part of the credits didn't give that away)
Henry
Gordon
Duck
Samson
Emily
And many others

Henry: *Crosses Vicarstown Bridge, and enters mainland, and sees a red signal ahead*
Jinty & Pug: *Resting in a siding*
Workmen: *Waiting by three pick up trucks built by Ford, and GMC*...
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