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posted by 67Dodge
A belated pang followed a bright flash, and another right after, and two more, three, until the Glock had emptied its magazine, and a sharp click to purge the barrel of any remaining casings. The one behind the Glock stood with bemusement, shrugging his coat in disapproval.

"Excellent aim my lord," a well-dressed penguin responded. 

"Aim?" the coated penguin replied with soft depression in his brown eyes, glaring back at the black cutout target with only five of the seven bullets actually embedded into the head. 

"Aim, five out of seven, you hit your mark roughly seventy percent of the time," the suited servant proudly announced. 

"Seventy? Seven-... Seventy percent...? I-.. This isn't-" the former ripped his black cloak off and stood tall, or at least as tall as he could given a stout frame.  

He had a stunning brown jacket studded with all kinds of honors, and three badges to boot, his holster wrapped around his pudgy belly near the waist, and he had a short sapphire blue robe following. He took a deep breath. 

"I represent the embodiment of our country's power, I am Richard, Emperor of the Union, a union has no strength if its commander cannot dictate its powers, its glory, its triumph above injustice. A perfect nation such as this one needs me to have no margin for error, nor lapse in judgment, seventy percent leaves a thirty percent window of opportunity for an assassin, my daughter still has not come of age, if I were lost to another's corruption, my daughter's hold on the throne falls to some darling of the court, and as I love my dear child, I cannot leave such a magnanimous task to her at this age," Richard stated boldly, his words ringing of patriotism and paternal instinct. 

"While true sir, you shouldn't need to shame yourself for having that thirty percent gap, mistakes and imperfections happen, and always making mistakes is forgivable, so long as each mistake is different from the last, that way, you're on a constant path to improvement," the servant said. 

Richard cringed slightly, squinting his eyes to breathe calm. 

"These are troubling times, Antony, a killer is on the loose, and this Kid's out for blood, not profit. My child cannot grow in an environment where she must watch her back every day, and now even the benevolent Dr. Damion has sprung himself free. If I can't protect myself and my country, who will..." Richard sneered. 

"I do recall your affection to your daughter, and I understand, but once again, this is why I don this suit, to service you at all times, and smite the wicked that may come to you, this is why I picked up the badge and am honored to be the associate protector of Emperor Richard The Great," Antony bowed his head and got on one knee.  

Richard bowed in respect, to which Antony stood up slowly. 

"Thank you, and it is only in a valiant heart, and striking skills as yours that bring you such high reward," Richard complimented. 

"What does my lord wish to have done for his protection?" asked Antony. 

Richard scratched his forehead with the barrel of the Glock and pondered. 

"I want you to find The Kid, and bring him to court so that he may stand a trial, and may he be sentenced to a fate worse than death~" Richard purred obsessively. 

"How does one find a migrant serial killer like him, sir?" asked Antony. 

Richard then reloaded his Glock, shooting at his target once again, bullet after bullet screaming out the barrel and punching through the head of the target and ricocheting off the wall. 

"You smoke him out with a honeypot trap, give him someone he'd like to kill most, then trap him before he can strike," Richard inquired. 

"That's not the right thing to do..." Antony replied softly. 

"Then search your ass off... Your reward will be lordship over the Outer Rim islands and a wage increase of twenty dollars," Richard demanded.

"Understood, what are my resources to capture him?" Antony asked. 

Richard then reached into his pocket and handed Antony an ornamental lighter and a small tube.  

"How do I capture our criminal with these?" Antony tilted his head in thought. 

"You won't, no form of torture will work on that bastard, if he finds sexual pleasure in blood, surely he's a sadomasochist, the lighter is for you to find your way out of any dark areas you encounter, the tube, it contains Cyanide, if you are unsuccessful in capturing him, and he has got you trapped, swallow it. I'd rather be poisoned with Cyanide than let that monstrosity chop me up alive," Richard explained calmly. 

"You've got it sir, as a guard's oath to their emperor, you have my full guarantee that I won't disappoint you," Antony kneeled, then fell prostrate at Richard's feet. 

"Best wishes," Richard saluted, watching his guard begin to exit the target shooting area. 

Antony had barely opened the exit door before Richard shouted after him. 

"Hold up," Richard called. 

"Yes sir?" asked Antony. 

"How does one interrupt another's investigation legally so that I may conduct my own?" asked Richard. 

"You suspend their evidence and halt their activities, why?" asked Antony. 

"Ah... A certain New York-based agent of reason, and her... Questionable boyfriend~" Richard scratched his chin. 
"Good greetings, sir," said the shivering penguin, "My name is Jing Loiu, vice general of the Korean Army, how can we be of your eloquent assistance?" Telow then held the flag of his nation, red silk, and a small corner with the recognizable hammer and sickle, a small star above the two, and riddled with many holes, suggesting it has seen many battles in it's duration. "Honor back to Russia, I wish that she may be liberated," said Telow. "From Damion, per usual?" asked Jing. "Da, and the return of Moscow into our graceful love," said Telow. "Very well then, my executive's army will help you...
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posted by KaylaFoxeh
The storm outside had grown worse. The five had finished looking over Operation: Maelstrom when Skipper came across a photo of Rico and Sindaj kissing. "and what do we have here how sweet" he said. Sindaj blushed and looked at Rico. He was preoccupied. Skipper danced in a circle around Sindaj, holding the picture. She was getting mad. "Sindaj loves Rico-o-o Sindaj lo --" Skipper suddenly hit the deck on his knees, groaning and covering the area between his legs. Sindaj had kicked him. "Not necessary" and she walked away. Kowalski chuckled at Skipper. "Not... ugh... funny, Kowalski" he gasped...
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“Kowalski!” screamed Loren as she looked away from the sight of the zombie. Because that’s all he was right now. He wasn’t Kowalski. Kowalski wasn’t disfigured and gory. He wasn’t that at all. But somehow, as a zombie, Kowalski could control himself. Mostly because of the injection he gave himself right after to try to cure it. He fought off Marlene. “Today this ends, I’ll face myself, to cross out what I’ve done!” Yelled Kowalski as he began to fight off the other zombies. Everyone looked away. It was too hard to watch their once friend sacrifice himself.

Five days later…...
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It has been a slow week for the zoo. Hannah was in the Lab with Kowalski. When, Suddenly a ruckus come on top of the deck. "Rico, WTF are you doing?" The fearsome leader said. "Kaboom?" Rico said with a sorry look.Just then, I popped out "Aughh I have a major headache a Private's watching the Freaking Lunacorns show," I said in disgrace. "Kaitlyn, you need to watch your language.. Just because I use it doesn't mean you can say it I'm the commanding officer I can do anything," Skipper warned angrily. I though to myself "Skipper is Hypocritical," so I walked off to see if Hannah and Kowalski...
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Dr. Damion made full preparations for the attack, but the battle tactics and fighting was to be his general's problems, his own problems however, were greater. He had finally cracked the code, use only thoughts that he needed in his research, and extract them from the brains to study. "This invention of mine will extract all the thoughts of Vladimir Lenin that I require to completely wipe out the resistance of the south, and insert them into my already brilliant mind," said Dr. Damion, putting Lenin's brain into the machine's holding area and hooking it to wires. He then took Stephen Hawking's...
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Julien: *bursts into penguin HQ through side door* Hello my loyal subjects! I demand you to meet our new neighbor! *wiggles eyebrows up and down/ smiles*
Skipper: *rolls his eyes then looks surprised* What?! New neighbor?!? Kowalski, how come this is the first im hearing of this?!?
Kowalski:*flips through a few papers* I dont understand! There is nothing on the charts! *rubs head*
Skipper: Ughh.. Well, where is he?
Julien: SHE is right here! *points to the doorway**smiles*
Lexii: *steps out of shadows and into the light nervously* *smiles shyly* Hi, Im Lexii.
Skipper: uhhhh... *smiles*
Private:...
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posted by PenguinTDWT
OK. So here are the ages:
Kowalski: 23
Rico: 22
Skipper: 21
Private: 20

After Private says "Don't blame it on the.." then the other penguins say "boogie/sunshine/moonlight" at the same time.
Also, after Private says a line, and then - appears, they say "sunshine/moonlight/goodtimes/boogie" also.

Private:
My baby's always dancin'
And it wouldn't be a bad thing
But I don't get no loving
And that's no lie

We spent the night in Frisco
At every kind of disco
From that night I kissed
Our love goodbye

CHORUS:
Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie

Don't...
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posted by OfficialPrivate
Forgive me if this is a bad story...I have read, watched and reacted the amazing tale of Romeo and Juliet many times, but mostly by mysef though. This will be a spin-off version of Romeo and Juliet using some of my many friends. :)

Here we go.....

Kowalski, Rico and myslef were sleeping uptop tonight. I guess gosip got around that someone was fighting with someone and the fight was happening as I speak inside the Hq. I tried to fall asleep, but I couldn't. I tryed my best, but just laid there confused. About 2 hours passed and I couldn't stand just laying there antmore so...Bravely I walk inside....
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Source: Base by Jessy. :P
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Source: Me.
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Source: Drawing:Me,Rina!! OC:Tressa-PoM
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Source: Me. :3
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Source: Me. :D
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Source: Drawing: Me, Oc: CC
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As if flying in a crappliy make, makeshift airplane wasn't nerve wracking enough, try flying in a crappliy made, makeshift airplane with the Penguins, Monique, Lexii, Kristen, CC, PB (peacebaby7), Temperance Brennan, Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles and Patrick Jane on a mission to save the world from Dr. Blowhole.. again.

"it's a shame this didn't happen on Sunday. it would be the 1 year anniversary of when Blowhole tried to us musical mind control." said Kowalski, just as the plane hit some turbulence somewhere over England.

"Kowalski, did you make sure to check if we had enough fuel?" asked Private...
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"You have not seen zhe last of Hans zhe Puffin!" the young Hans called out to Captain Blowhole, who just shrugged him off.

"No?<" called Skipper's voice" But then, how are we gonna do this, then?" and he appeared with a mackarel.
" there's only a short ammount of time left before the guards find out i escaped!"
"Let us dance, my frienemy, let us dance..." said Hans, and the fishfight began

We watched in scilence from the top of a building as they went at each other. Right, left right left right left up down swish slap! it was almost scary! Those two were the best of friends not twenty minutes...
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posted by _Lexii23_
Okay so this chapter's kinda short.. But I hope you enjoy! Please comment!! :D

   As soon as the smoke cleared, Lexii and Julien saw Rico standing in the doorway with a stick of dynamite in his flippers. The two lemurs coughed and sat up. 
    Rico up chucked two blankets and Skipper caught them as he ran into the freezer. He wrapped Lexii in a blanket first then did the same with Julien. 
   "Are you two okay?" Skipper asked  as he quickly led them out of the freezer.  
     "Yeah, we're fine. J-just really cold." Lexii replied, pulling the blanket tighter around her shoulders. She...
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