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posted by 67Dodge
A belated pang followed a bright flash, and another right after, and two more, three, until the Glock had emptied its magazine, and a sharp click to purge the barrel of any remaining casings. The one behind the Glock stood with bemusement, shrugging his coat in disapproval.

"Excellent aim my lord," a well-dressed penguin responded. 

"Aim?" the coated penguin replied with soft depression in his brown eyes, glaring back at the black cutout target with only five of the seven bullets actually embedded into the head. 

"Aim, five out of seven, you hit your mark roughly seventy percent of the time," the suited servant proudly announced. 

"Seventy? Seven-... Seventy percent...? I-.. This isn't-" the former ripped his black cloak off and stood tall, or at least as tall as he could given a stout frame.  

He had a stunning brown jacket studded with all kinds of honors, and three badges to boot, his holster wrapped around his pudgy belly near the waist, and he had a short sapphire blue robe following. He took a deep breath. 

"I represent the embodiment of our country's power, I am Richard, Emperor of the Union, a union has no strength if its commander cannot dictate its powers, its glory, its triumph above injustice. A perfect nation such as this one needs me to have no margin for error, nor lapse in judgment, seventy percent leaves a thirty percent window of opportunity for an assassin, my daughter still has not come of age, if I were lost to another's corruption, my daughter's hold on the throne falls to some darling of the court, and as I love my dear child, I cannot leave such a magnanimous task to her at this age," Richard stated boldly, his words ringing of patriotism and paternal instinct. 

"While true sir, you shouldn't need to shame yourself for having that thirty percent gap, mistakes and imperfections happen, and always making mistakes is forgivable, so long as each mistake is different from the last, that way, you're on a constant path to improvement," the servant said. 

Richard cringed slightly, squinting his eyes to breathe calm. 

"These are troubling times, Antony, a killer is on the loose, and this Kid's out for blood, not profit. My child cannot grow in an environment where she must watch her back every day, and now even the benevolent Dr. Damion has sprung himself free. If I can't protect myself and my country, who will..." Richard sneered. 

"I do recall your affection to your daughter, and I understand, but once again, this is why I don this suit, to service you at all times, and smite the wicked that may come to you, this is why I picked up the badge and am honored to be the associate protector of Emperor Richard The Great," Antony bowed his head and got on one knee.  

Richard bowed in respect, to which Antony stood up slowly. 

"Thank you, and it is only in a valiant heart, and striking skills as yours that bring you such high reward," Richard complimented. 

"What does my lord wish to have done for his protection?" asked Antony. 

Richard scratched his forehead with the barrel of the Glock and pondered. 

"I want you to find The Kid, and bring him to court so that he may stand a trial, and may he be sentenced to a fate worse than death~" Richard purred obsessively. 

"How does one find a migrant serial killer like him, sir?" asked Antony. 

Richard then reloaded his Glock, shooting at his target once again, bullet after bullet screaming out the barrel and punching through the head of the target and ricocheting off the wall. 

"You smoke him out with a honeypot trap, give him someone he'd like to kill most, then trap him before he can strike," Richard inquired. 

"That's not the right thing to do..." Antony replied softly. 

"Then search your ass off... Your reward will be lordship over the Outer Rim islands and a wage increase of twenty dollars," Richard demanded.

"Understood, what are my resources to capture him?" Antony asked. 

Richard then reached into his pocket and handed Antony an ornamental lighter and a small tube.  

"How do I capture our criminal with these?" Antony tilted his head in thought. 

"You won't, no form of torture will work on that bastard, if he finds sexual pleasure in blood, surely he's a sadomasochist, the lighter is for you to find your way out of any dark areas you encounter, the tube, it contains Cyanide, if you are unsuccessful in capturing him, and he has got you trapped, swallow it. I'd rather be poisoned with Cyanide than let that monstrosity chop me up alive," Richard explained calmly. 

"You've got it sir, as a guard's oath to their emperor, you have my full guarantee that I won't disappoint you," Antony kneeled, then fell prostrate at Richard's feet. 

"Best wishes," Richard saluted, watching his guard begin to exit the target shooting area. 

Antony had barely opened the exit door before Richard shouted after him. 

"Hold up," Richard called. 

"Yes sir?" asked Antony. 

"How does one interrupt another's investigation legally so that I may conduct my own?" asked Richard. 

"You suspend their evidence and halt their activities, why?" asked Antony. 

"Ah... A certain New York-based agent of reason, and her... Questionable boyfriend~" Richard scratched his chin. 
"Ewww.... Why do you want me? You're 42 years old!! I'm only a teen!!" yelled Hannah, freaked out. "If anything else, I can commend you for stating the obvious and emphasizing it!!" said Dr. Damion delightfully sarcastic. "Soooo.... That's all the choices I get?" asked Hannah. "Precisely, you get the best values in life, since you are indeed intelligent," said Dr. Damion. "Don't do it Hannah!!" yelled Lilly. Of course I don't wanna do it you dumbass, thought Hannah. "Er, may I leave now?" asked Julien. "Excuse me?" asked Dr. Damion. "Well, I am of no importance to you, and, I have a country...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly and Skipper sat and watched as the boys wailed on Alex. "Uh...Skipper? Shouldn't you call them off?" She asked, not knowing weather to be concerned or entertained. Skipper gave her another wink and called the boys. "Alright men. I think we taught this kitty a lesson. Let's head home for lights out." With that, the boys obediantly let go of whatever fur they had grabbed on to and waddled twoards their home. Rico then turned, gave Alex a kick, and rushed after the others. "It was nice meeting you guys, and again..sorry." Lilly whispered, trying not to let Alex hear. Skipper then grabed...
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"Sir, monitor 64," announced a short otter. "Weeeeell, surprise indeed," said a calm and cultivated tone of voice. "Shall I send a scout?" asked the otter. "No, leave it for me to judge," said the voice, he rose from his chair, then headed toward the screen, gracefully. "But sir, I suggest that maybe we can-" suggested the otter. "Do you question my judgement? My intelligence? Johnston?!" asked the voice hoarsely. "No sir," said Johnston. "Good, you have learned rule number 5 clearly," said the voice. "Will you require another fillet sir?" asked Johnston. "Hmm... Philly, in that manner of preparation,"...
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posted by E-Scope90
She got your number
She know your game
Look what you’re under
It’s so insane
Since you seduced her
How does it feel
To know that woman
Is out to kill

Every man’s stance is like takin’ a chance it’s not about love and romance
And now you’re gonna get it
Every hot man is out takin’ a chance it’s not about love and romance
And now you do forget it
To escape the world I’ve got to enjoy that simple dance
And it seemed that everything was on my side
She seemed sincere like it was love and true romance
And now she’s out to get me
But I just can’t take it
Just can’t break it

Susie got your number...
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posted by E-Scope90
There’s a ghost down in the hall
There’s a ghoul beneath the bed
Now it’s coming through the walls
Now it’s coming up the stairs
Then there’s screaming in the dark
Hear the beating of his heart
Can you feel it in the air
Ghosts be hiding everywhere
I’m gonna be
Exactly what you wanna see
It’s you who’s scorning me
She wanting me
To be the stranger
In your life
Am I amusing you
But just confusing me
Am I the beast
You visualised
And if you wanna see
Eccentric oddities
I’ll be grotesque before your eye
Let them all materialise
Is that scary for you baby
Am I scary for you
Is it scary for you baby
Is...
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At last it was time, Private would step onto the podium and earn his bowtie, the sign that he is now an adult. The crowd gathered around Private and then lifted him up. Amongst the cheering and hollering, Private saw Kowalski, that individual person who was "too smart for his own good". "Private, now, we award you with our prize from us, to you!!" said Skipper, holding out a black bowtie for Private. "Okay, sure... I'll accept," said Private, uncaringly. "Here you are Private!!" said Skipper, putting the bowtie onto Private. "You are now free to do as you wish for the rest of the day!!!" cheered...
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posted by DrBlowhole1
The laughter from the mysterious voice now rattling in my mind as it faded out. "This is not how I planned my day." I stated clearly out loud getting more and more aggravated by the second.
"You seem very angry." The mysterious voice began once more still chuckling a little.
"Well, you wouldn't bee in the happest mood either if you were the one trapped!Let me out at once!" I snarled as my voice got even louder which just echoed off the walls back to me.
"Scream, yell, and what ever else you can think of. You're never getting out you know. Only way you are leaving here is in a coffin."
"A...
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posted by amberpet01
Beauty and the Bandit

Theme 1: Forgetfulness

Mya's eyes narrowed as she heard a knock at the door. Rising from where she was sat in front of a burnt out candle and a stone cold dinner, she glanced at the time.

11:43pm

Needless to say, she was furious at Yamcha forgetting their anniversary. Again!

Flinging open the door, she felt her anger come to an abrupt halt. There stood Yamcha with most of his body parts in bandages. With a slightly unsteady hand, he held up a bunch of roses.

"I'm really sorry Mya. I had a small accident during training."

At first all she could do was sigh. Why could...
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posted by OfficialPrivate
PART III (Private's POV)

As I woke up, I noticed that Kowalski, Rico and Hannah had already woke up and apparently went inside the Hq...Something was going on. Suprisingly, as I got up and was walking towards the hole, I felt a streak of happyness run through from my beak to my toes. It was amazing! I felt GREAT! I felt like I could do ANYTHING! But as I reached the Hq hole, about to pull it up to go inside,...I heard someone raise their voice.....The good streak left my body in the blink of an eye, and I rushingly opened the hole and jumped inside. Hannah, Lilly and Marlene were right beside...
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'So how are we gonna get outta here Angel?' asked Private. 'Well, this here car can last us for a month before it runs outta gas,' replied Angel. 'I have a question, what is VIPA?' asked Kowalski. 'Ugh, it's the failed company that tried to contain the disease in the Arctic colonies in Antarctica, all VIPA buildings closed after workers either became, or got killed by the zombies, VIPA, stands for: Viral Infection Protection Agency,' answered Angel. 'Apparently, there were many VIPA buildings in the Silver Pyramids, they were world-renowned,' said Kat. 'Alright then, can we shut up about VIPA?...
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posted by Just61331
Back at the lemur habitat, the penguins had went back to their own habiat. "I can't believe that we ended up in the same zoo." Seth said to Jason. "I know right?" Jason laughed. "Yea, and plus I've got my eyes on someone already." Seth said looking over to Hannah. Jason laughed. "I seriously hope this is the last new animal we have!" Alice mumbled as she tossed in a female lemur. This lemur had lightbrown fur, with a touch of light blond here and their. "Ow... hello." The lemur said in a light southern tone. "Uhh... hey their." Jason said in a shaky voice, and giving Seth a look saying 'She's...
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posted by Veki-san
—Wait a minute lemur, do not you said that you haven´t been in Madagascar in years? —Skipper asked with objectively.

—That´s right…

—So, since when you were captured by this circus? —he asked again with a more authoritarian voice, but she didn´t seem intimidated, she just looked seriously and then she responded as crossed arms.

—I didn´t got capture by that circus, that circus just bought me…

—Then, who captured you? —Kowalski asked.

—I…I don´t know at all …I just remember that when I was very young a group of humans captured me and then they put me in a cage…—she...
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posted by 67Dodge
"K.D... Lilly, do you have anything on what that may mean?" asked Hannah. 

"Kathryn Dalton?" asked Lilly. 

"No criminal record," replied Skipper. 

"What if it's not an actual name, what if it's a nickname?" asked Private. 

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!! There's gotta be a real name!" shouted Skipper, slapping Private. 

"Wait a minute, K.D..." said Lilly softly, typing on her computer's search engine the words: Bullet, Silver, and Antarctica. 

A few minutes transpired between searching for James Bond films, and research labs, to one website in page four of the results: "Ft. Grumley...
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posted by ImAnEasel
Author's note: My turn to write a chapter, this time! ^^ What you're about to read is an Easel production. :P

'Ok, turns out it wasn't a long night, after all.' thought Chloe, when she woke up the next morning. She was curious about why Mist-Wu was so sensitive about her name being shortened, but she never let mysteries keep her awake at night. She enjoyed sleeping.
To her relief, Mist-Wu's anger seemed to have evaporated, overnight. Neither of them mentioned the disagreement they'd had the day before. Mist-Wu's paw had healed, slightly, so she hunted along with Chloe.
During their hunting,...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
As they crawled out of the fishbowl, Skipper began explaining what the training would be about.

"So today, we are working on trust exercises." He began, looking at his team. "First, one person lets themselves fall, and trust the other to catch them, and vice versa. Secondly, one person gets a blind fold, and the other has to guide them though a series of hazards, which I'll set out in a bit." Skipper finished, looking thoughtful. "Now since there's 5 of us, one group will have to be in a three, so Rico, and Private, your with me, and Emma and Kowalski can be a pair." Skipper decided.

Emma and...
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(look, i know its all of a sudden. but i have to write "The Death Of Doris The Dolphin" and find time to do school. sorry.)

Chapter 4

Me: are you sure we wont get injured or any side effects?

Kowalski: 100% sure you wont get hurt. just a side effect of burping for a week.

Me: O_O

Joanna: i can live with that. not sure if you will. our burps are.....like an explosion...more than that acually. but we are used to it.

Me: who cares? the're the ones who created this thing.

Skipper,Rico and private: *stares at kowlaksi*

Me: well, whatever. *jumps in*

Joanna: *jumps in too*

The team: *jumps in*

Me: um...a little...
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posted by coolprivate
Chapter 3

*Yellow and Joanna were heading to the restrooms to change*

Me: wow. it goes by so fast... *changes real quick*

Joanna: your changing does. haha

Me: well...its kinda natural.

Joanna: *changes*

Me: so..now what?

Joanna: wanna round of soccer with Joe?(Joanna's brother)

Me: sure! nothing like soccer to keep me going!

Skipper: Hold on soldiers!

Me and Joanna: AHH!!!

Kowalski: you frightned them. and also they thought penguins cant talk.

Skipper: i blame the government on that one.

Me: umm....hello? talking penguin? i have so many questions in my mind its about to exploade but i'll ask you one. what...
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posted by kowalskirocks14
(skipper's pov, now.)
i woke up on a cold flat surface, unable to move at all. i couldnt open one eye, and there was a gross taste in my mouth.
"HELLO?" i yelled. "AMBER? RICO? GUYS?"
silence
"ANYONE?"
a faint call, so far away i almost didnt hear it.
"HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE?"
"skipper? skipper?" it seemed even closer, and i could now here footsteps. but there was more than one of them. two, no three.
"SKIPPER?" it called again, in it's smooth high tone.
"see 'im?" said a panting, scratchy voice.
"no, but i was positive i heard him!" said the higher voice.
then a moment of silence.
"no. why would you think...
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posted by SgtSkipper
Stand Down
Bandit glanced at the street signs as they whizzed past, the bus came to a halt outside the Half-Pint pub on Harverd Lane. MS leaned over the edge of the roof, watching in fascination as the people hurried about with their daily routines. He was suddenly interrupted as Bandit pushed him off the bus and dragged him into a nearby alleyway. Before he could speak, she placed a flipper over his beak and glanced around the street. Bandit let go and took a deep breath. “Ok, looks like we weren’t followed… You… You listening to me?” Mech-Skipper was looking out at the street, watching...
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added by LiziePie
Source: Me (LiziePie)