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posted by 67Dodge
A belated pang followed a bright flash, and another right after, and two more, three, until the Glock had emptied its magazine, and a sharp click to purge the barrel of any remaining casings. The one behind the Glock stood with bemusement, shrugging his coat in disapproval.

"Excellent aim my lord," a well-dressed penguin responded. 

"Aim?" the coated penguin replied with soft depression in his brown eyes, glaring back at the black cutout target with only five of the seven bullets actually embedded into the head. 

"Aim, five out of seven, you hit your mark roughly seventy percent of the time," the suited servant proudly announced. 

"Seventy? Seven-... Seventy percent...? I-.. This isn't-" the former ripped his black cloak off and stood tall, or at least as tall as he could given a stout frame.  

He had a stunning brown jacket studded with all kinds of honors, and three badges to boot, his holster wrapped around his pudgy belly near the waist, and he had a short sapphire blue robe following. He took a deep breath. 

"I represent the embodiment of our country's power, I am Richard, Emperor of the Union, a union has no strength if its commander cannot dictate its powers, its glory, its triumph above injustice. A perfect nation such as this one needs me to have no margin for error, nor lapse in judgment, seventy percent leaves a thirty percent window of opportunity for an assassin, my daughter still has not come of age, if I were lost to another's corruption, my daughter's hold on the throne falls to some darling of the court, and as I love my dear child, I cannot leave such a magnanimous task to her at this age," Richard stated boldly, his words ringing of patriotism and paternal instinct. 

"While true sir, you shouldn't need to shame yourself for having that thirty percent gap, mistakes and imperfections happen, and always making mistakes is forgivable, so long as each mistake is different from the last, that way, you're on a constant path to improvement," the servant said. 

Richard cringed slightly, squinting his eyes to breathe calm. 

"These are troubling times, Antony, a killer is on the loose, and this Kid's out for blood, not profit. My child cannot grow in an environment where she must watch her back every day, and now even the benevolent Dr. Damion has sprung himself free. If I can't protect myself and my country, who will..." Richard sneered. 

"I do recall your affection to your daughter, and I understand, but once again, this is why I don this suit, to service you at all times, and smite the wicked that may come to you, this is why I picked up the badge and am honored to be the associate protector of Emperor Richard The Great," Antony bowed his head and got on one knee.  

Richard bowed in respect, to which Antony stood up slowly. 

"Thank you, and it is only in a valiant heart, and striking skills as yours that bring you such high reward," Richard complimented. 

"What does my lord wish to have done for his protection?" asked Antony. 

Richard scratched his forehead with the barrel of the Glock and pondered. 

"I want you to find The Kid, and bring him to court so that he may stand a trial, and may he be sentenced to a fate worse than death~" Richard purred obsessively. 

"How does one find a migrant serial killer like him, sir?" asked Antony. 

Richard then reloaded his Glock, shooting at his target once again, bullet after bullet screaming out the barrel and punching through the head of the target and ricocheting off the wall. 

"You smoke him out with a honeypot trap, give him someone he'd like to kill most, then trap him before he can strike," Richard inquired. 

"That's not the right thing to do..." Antony replied softly. 

"Then search your ass off... Your reward will be lordship over the Outer Rim islands and a wage increase of twenty dollars," Richard demanded.

"Understood, what are my resources to capture him?" Antony asked. 

Richard then reached into his pocket and handed Antony an ornamental lighter and a small tube.  

"How do I capture our criminal with these?" Antony tilted his head in thought. 

"You won't, no form of torture will work on that bastard, if he finds sexual pleasure in blood, surely he's a sadomasochist, the lighter is for you to find your way out of any dark areas you encounter, the tube, it contains Cyanide, if you are unsuccessful in capturing him, and he has got you trapped, swallow it. I'd rather be poisoned with Cyanide than let that monstrosity chop me up alive," Richard explained calmly. 

"You've got it sir, as a guard's oath to their emperor, you have my full guarantee that I won't disappoint you," Antony kneeled, then fell prostrate at Richard's feet. 

"Best wishes," Richard saluted, watching his guard begin to exit the target shooting area. 

Antony had barely opened the exit door before Richard shouted after him. 

"Hold up," Richard called. 

"Yes sir?" asked Antony. 

"How does one interrupt another's investigation legally so that I may conduct my own?" asked Richard. 

"You suspend their evidence and halt their activities, why?" asked Antony. 

"Ah... A certain New York-based agent of reason, and her... Questionable boyfriend~" Richard scratched his chin. 
added by SgtSkipper
Source: SgtSkipper
I turned the key and opened the door to my apartment building. My combat boot were thrown under the coat rack were my biker jacket hung.
I tossed my purse onto the kitchen table. I slip of paper I didn't remember having been there fell out.
I walked over to table and picked up the paper. On it was scribbled a series of numbers. A phone number, I realized. But whose?
Well, there was only one way to find out. I pulled my cell out of my pocket and dialed the number.
After two rings, I heard the click of the phone. "Hello?" someone said in a Danish accent.
"Hans?" I asked. "I mean, Mr....uh, how did...
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Skipper was first to awake and as soon as he climbed out of bed he tripped over 2 suitcases.
Kowalski and Private were the only ones to awake by Skipper tripping, the other ones didn't even move.
Skipper: Okay, new rule: All suitcases go under the beds.
They began to move everyone's suitcases.
They each felt a soft body under the bed as soon as they tried to push the suitcases under it.
Skipper: Intruders!
Everyone awoke with a jump.
As soon as they got pulled out by the tail they knew it was the lemurs.
Skipper: Ringtail!

After a while the lemurs all got tied up.
Skipper: Okay, you have three options:...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma rushed back down to the Weapons Level and grabbed as many as possible, stuffing them in her drawstring bag as she did. In a few minutes, she walked into the lab, and looked around. In one corner of the room, was successful inventions, that didn't get used much. She smiled at the Teleportation Machine that they made about 6 years ago, when Emma first arrived at the zoo. She wandered over, and began to search among the inventions. She pulled out a little device that was about half the size of her flipper. The words 'Invisi-no-more' was written across the bottom. Emma grinned, and turned...
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Prolouge


A long time ago in the boundaries of Antartica grew a small Cherry Blossom tree. It was the only sight of green in this borring old waste land of snow and death. A young girl named Joyce had protected this Cherry Blossom with her life and it was a sorce of energy for her. If this plant were to die, surely her life would surely end as well. Life went by, until a man in a white coat had captured the young penguinette. The Cherry Blossom tree had started to wilt over the years of her absence, until it was ready to die off. The young girl started to grow more sickly, and weaker. She never...
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added by JessyParrot
Source: Me
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Chapter 4: It's just the beggining

...Something fluffy touched me. I emgraced the fluffy thing, and it licked me on my beak. My eyes flutter open to see a soft kitten infront of my face. A Domestic...

"She's alright!" I heard a cry.

The voice was warming, but a little robotic. A firmilar flipper touched my flipper, lifting it high into the air. The flipper lifted me off the pillow, and sitting up. Infront of me was a kitten. It was Black with black eyes, a sleeking silver paw with a weird mark. It had green streaks on it's tail.

I looked at the person to the side of me. He had long jet black hair...
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Source: Me
posted by BML1997
Chapter 3: Crazy Car Ride

Once Silvy had dragged Juarez out of Base Q, they stand for a second outside. Juarez looks at Silvy. "So...where are we going to get our snow-cones, señorita? It would not be a muy bueno idea to get them here in Lithuania." he says.

Silvy looks at Juarez and shrugs. "I don't know, Juarez..." She then smiles widely. "I just LOVE snow-cones!" Her voice went down to a small whisper, her eyes focused on the ground. "Maybe, just maybe, we could share one?"

He adjusts his knife holster to a more comfortable position. "Erm..." he gives Silvy a slightly strange look and decides...
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posted by SgtSkipper
(Please do excuse me for having 3 of my OC's in here but I'm short on deaths so to speak so... You'll see what I mean)

The car pulls up a gravel pathway, the garden is overgrown with various weeds and bramble, nevertheless, an old sycamore stands vigilantly among the tangled vines. The house appears in no better state. Ivy conceals most of it's features but dangles off the porch, forming a dark archway, beckoning the unwary to enter the domain.
Other than the plants, the only other signs of life at the house is a sickly looking pigeon, curled up on the branches of the sycamore, but, it flies...
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posted by coolprivate
(oh dear im trying to figure out how to use bold so..forgive me if im wrong .FT.)
[b]Chapter 1[b] / [b]bold[b]Chapter 1

Kowalski(must always start with him!):
Skipper!i have done it!

Skipper: done what? a chemical reaction nuclear bomb that kills the whole unviverse?

Kowalski: -_- no. i have created *pause* THE HRYDRIGIZER!

Rico: oooo heheh

Private: well, what does it do?

Kowalski: well, it transports "recruits" from the human world to this world!

Skipper: "recruits"?!? we have four men on the team! isn't that enough?!

Kowalski: ah but we only have "men"

*everyone stares at him questioningly*

*meanwhile...
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posted by kowalskilover13
it was a cold dark night. kowalski was out for a walk in the park. he felt like something was watching him. he turned around again to see a frying pan hit him in the face.

then he was dragged away by a black bird. he woke up to see a huge portal device. it was glowing blue like the night sky. he looks over to his left as he feels something move next to him.

he gasps as he sees Kasey tied up next to him. then he feels his head get lifted up by something. the black bird that had dragged him off earlier was staring at him with purple eyes.

the bird forcefully opened his beak and poured the blue liquid down his throat. kowalski's eyes turned light green but then turned blue again. he fainted after that...
Lexii lay awake in her bed in Blowholes lair. It was almost 11:00 pm. She couldnt go to sleep though. She kept thinking about what had happened earlier that day. Blowhole had told her he loved her and then he had kissed her. She couldnt comprehend what was going on. She decided to play along because she knew the penguins would come rescue her soon. Wouldnt they?
      She sighed thoughtfully. Why would Blowhole like her? She definatly didnt love him back though... When he had kissed her she was so shocked that she forgot to pull away, and the kiss lasted for about 4-5 seconds. Blowhole probably...
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One Bright and sunny day in the Central Park Zoo, Kowalski, Skipper, Private, Rico, and Mya were training for fighting.
" ring ring " Mya's phone rang. She ran over to pick it up. " Hello, " she asked. " Oh Krillin! Hows Yamcha doing? "
" Actualy thats what i'm here to talk about, " Krillin said sounding depresed. " He....Has three days... "
" Wha-whaa-what! " Mya screamed. " He's going to.... "
" Afraid so, " Krillin said. " I'm so sorry for the loss your going to have. And now that Piccolo's gone....theres no way we can bring Yamcha back to life. "
Mya felt her heart shatter into pieces as Krillin...
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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
"Alright, we'll go when your ready, Kat." Ice said. "I'm ready now." Kat replied. Ice slung on his heavy military bag. The waves were calm that night. Kat dove first, followed by Ice. Cool salt water covered Ice's face and his eyes stung the tiniest bit. Kat turned around under the water and saw Ice. She grabbed his drenched flipper and pulled on him. Ice swam trying to keep up with Kat. She began to slow down. The scenery was beautiful. Huge coral reef beds of all colors shimmered under the moonlight. Kat's shiney feathers seemed to shimmer too. Ice watched as a school of yellow goatfish...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me, Asdf, and Sgtskipper
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Source: Me, the Asdf moives and Tressa. :3
posted by 67Dodge
The former office building had been quiet lately, no mob duties were called, in fact, The Kid had called for a "staff meeting" in one of the building's enormous dining halls. Thoroughly checked by many untrusting mobsters, the venue was genuine, not a complex trap The Kid set to kill every last mobster. Even then, many remained dubious when their superior claimed he would visit unarmed so long as they visited unarmed as well. Upon Al's insistence, and the threatening glare Red gave to any doubters, most members arrived armed only with a plastic bat, enough to get points across without dealing...
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