fred and george

Mrs. Weasley: "Fred, you next."

Fred: I'm not Fred, I'm George, honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell
I'm George?"

Mrs. Weasley: "Sorry, George, dear."

Fred: "Only joking, I am Fred." SS Ch. 6 pg. 92


One twin: "Blimey. Are you ----?"

Other twin: "He is. Aren't you?"

Harry: "What?"

Both twins: "Harry Potter?"

Harry: "Oh, him, I mean, yes, I am." SS Ch. 6 pg. 95


Mrs. Weasley: "Ron, you've got something on your nose."

Ron: "Mum ---- geroff."

Both twins: "Aaah, has ickle Ronnie got somefink up his nosie?"

Ron: "Shut up." SS Ch. 6 pg. 95


Percy: "Can't stay long, Mother, I'm up front,...