funny animals :))

Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope you like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do you see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a parrot use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
By the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he said something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!

Ok this is my list of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned by 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did you run your last race?" and the second one said,"How did you win the race?" the runner said 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes you say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked you out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if you were locked in a Food Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<